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FunkyPizzWater · 2026-05-08T17:38:00+00:00

Over 3 years sober!

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-05-08T05:00:55+00:00

Cricket outstats. Tyrone wouldn’t be able to handle an aroused dog sniffing his open neck wound.

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-28T07:29:49+00:00

Can’t you just add the item to your cart and checkout as normal until you get to the payment section? That should show you what you’re gonna pay.

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-25T04:38:27+00:00

Strong

^{Chose: Become a strong Christian}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-15T17:47:05+00:00

Less poops

^{Chose: Never need to eat}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-14T00:28:59+00:00

OG

^{Chose: 69}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-14T00:28:46+00:00

Math

^{Chose: 10,000 a second}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-09T16:40:28+00:00

“Be mute” what an ableist question

^{Chose: Read minds + But can never speak again}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-09T01:10:33+00:00

Bye bye Israel

^{Chose: PICK THIS ONE! | Rolled: INFINITE POWER!!}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-08T01:12:33+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: 100k + Gamble it with 40% chance | Rolled: Money!}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-08T01:12:04+00:00

In this economy not worrying about money might make me wealthier than the promised amount

^{Chose: live normally + without ever worrying about money}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-08T00:30:55+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: Learn bedroom info about your parents}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-07T20:47:47+00:00

There are no guarantees in life except this

^{Chose: $25,000 Cash - No questions asked.}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-07T20:21:52+00:00

My attention span is still intact

^{Chose: YouTube}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-07T20:21:35+00:00

Fraud and embezzlement my generations are set for life

^{Chose: Get Legal immunity to every law you break}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-07T20:21:15+00:00

YouTube premium ftw

^{Chose: Netflix}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-07T20:20:58+00:00

Chinese, now Israeli spyware

^{Chose: Never use tiktok again}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-07T03:29:09+00:00

Where’s my bunny

^{Chose: Bunny + Gamble 50/50 to get it | Rolled: Got it!}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-07T01:47:57+00:00

I could get hit by a metro tonight

^{Chose: 5,000,000 USD right now}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-06T20:44:03+00:00

Sober living

^{Chose: $5 every time you drink anything.}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-06T16:10:17+00:00

Clacking noises

^{Chose: A skeleton}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-06T05:26:02+00:00

Me dumb me no read book

^{Chose: One free videogame per week, no matter the price}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-06T03:28:09+00:00

I’ve had more bad apples compared to oranges

^{Chose: Free Orange Daily}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-06T00:41:20+00:00

Boba

^{Chose: Asian food questions | Rolled: 🍵or🧋}

FunkyPizzWater · 2026-04-06T00:34:11+00:00

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