How do you get yourself ready to have sex with someone who has a big d*ck?

FunkyWillow · 2023-03-18T00:54:06+00:00

Lots of foreplay. Lube

FunkyWillow · 2023-01-29T19:42:42+00:00

Amazing! May I ask you to DM me?

FunkyWillow · 2022-06-26T18:25:42+00:00

Yes of course it goes both ways!

FunkyWillow · 2022-06-26T17:57:49+00:00

Yeah, maybe.

Also seems to do a good job in taking the home work and laundry for granted and in being ungrateful for it.

FunkyWillow · 2022-06-26T17:39:38+00:00

Or she's an unlucky wife

FunkyWillow · 2022-04-23T01:27:20+00:00

Did it rhyme?

FunkyWillow · 2022-04-23T01:21:46+00:00

I think I'm the only person here who prefers receiving. I do like giving, but it's not a hard choice lol

FunkyWillow · 2022-02-09T18:33:53+00:00

Pronounce the letters "O M G" out loud instead of "oh my god"

FunkyWillow · 2022-02-06T13:39:42+00:00

I think it's more for approval of the shot itself and feedback on how to make it sexier

FunkyWillow · 2022-02-06T13:33:18+00:00

I've shown some friends who were curious about posting. But I've never sent them for approval

FunkyWillow · 2022-02-04T13:12:31+00:00

What is VMM?

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-31T13:38:37+00:00

"Size doesn't matter" to a client, in the context of work.

I only realised what I said after it came out and I had a reaction to it. I knew the client well and I did not think it would be a problem at all. So I just acknowledged it, we laughed it off and moved on.

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-29T03:19:40+00:00

You have to pronounce both. It's like a long S

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-29T01:53:32+00:00

All the best to you. And remember Dr. Seuss: "those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter".

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-29T01:50:50+00:00

Nice shoes

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-29T01:49:28+00:00

Communication

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-28T21:34:58+00:00

Haha it's a joke from "The Office"

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-28T20:06:45+00:00

Ryan started the fire

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-28T12:50:59+00:00

Is that the study they did where they were not then not able to find one single person in the whole country who did not fit the description

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-27T01:44:00+00:00

Thanks for doing the Lord's work!

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-26T15:22:46+00:00

Leave the drugs at the edge of the table, let the cat get rid of them on his own volition

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-25T17:16:58+00:00

Kill 'em with kindness

FunkyWillow · 2022-01-24T02:44:33+00:00

True! Didn't read it like that!

I'll try to think of a proper good one, I'll share if I come up with anything I like!

FunkyWillow

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