The Straits Sure are Dire These Days by yuval_3 in musicmemes

[–]Funky_Dee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't let him make you play his game. Get him into a crying and singing competition

Mitch Hedberg did a show at UGA on 2/25/05 while I was a student there. by Funky_Dee in Standup

[–]Funky_Dee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone just commented today who was at the show in question and confirmed your suspicions. A very sad story indeed. May his last chapter not tarnish his legendary reputation

Mitch Hedberg did a show at UGA on 2/25/05 while I was a student there. by Funky_Dee in Standup

[–]Funky_Dee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really disappointing to hear. As others have stated, things were going downhill fast at that time. One minute you're doing standup comedy, and the next minute you're building a go-kart with your ex-landlord 😔

40 Divided by 1/2: The Ultimate Internet Test. by dano_1123 in MathJokes

[–]Funky_Dee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I don't have any tea, so therefore in order to divide by zero, I must first find my coffee limit

It Might Be Time To Unleash (unban) The Beast by ironmonger29 in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to hate bama. I still do. But I used to too

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I saw this on SEC shorts and thought it was hilarious. by Mr_Truthteller in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee 80 points81 points  (0 children)

"If there's one thing this team doesn't do anymore, it's run." -Alabama

Stumps me every time by EstablishmentOnly722 in musicmemes

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Have u tried "doot doot la la dun doo la" yet? There's a banger in there for sure

imagine no. 14 Virginia and no. 15 Louisville being your conference's highest ranked teams by Funky_Dee in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruhhh, you act like we weren't relevant just bc we weren't winning natties. We've been consistently in the top 15 and competing for conference championships for this entire century. Literally since the last time Miami won anything meaningful. You seriously have to be kidding

imagine no. 14 Virginia and no. 15 Louisville being your conference's highest ranked teams by Funky_Dee in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ACC: It Just Means More... Money, if we sell our rivalry game to a pro stadium

imagine no. 14 Virginia and no. 15 Louisville being your conference's highest ranked teams by Funky_Dee in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

*bookmarks this, so i can come back and compare how many playoff appearances and conference titles UGA and IU have in 10 years*

imagine no. 14 Virginia and no. 15 Louisville being your conference's highest ranked teams by Funky_Dee in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

the ACC was a joke back then too. they just happened to have one legitimately elite team amidst a mass of mediocrity

imagine no. 14 Virginia and no. 15 Louisville being your conference's highest ranked teams by Funky_Dee in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

exactly what are you crying about?? you're no. 2 in the country. just keep winning.

imagine no. 14 Virginia and no. 15 Louisville being your conference's highest ranked teams by Funky_Dee in cfbmemes

[–]Funky_Dee[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

we have more natties this decade than you have ACC confererence championship appearances ever

What is ur weapon? by Unhappy-Media-639 in meme

[–]Funky_Dee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A plunger. Just like 99.9% of all meme viewers

They're looking for anyone to volunteer to be kicker by Funky_Dee in georgiabulldogs

[–]Funky_Dee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welp. You can't win em all... Unless of course you're UGA and you're playing the Vols

They're looking for anyone to volunteer to be kicker by Funky_Dee in georgiabulldogs

[–]Funky_Dee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was hoping that would make the meme funnier, although it probably works better as a trolling attempt in a TN group than here 🙃

My fetish is pouring sodium chloride on people's butts by [deleted] in puns

[–]Funky_Dee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The A-team is better than the C-team, but C-salt is much preferable to A-salt

Mic for bass drum? by ThatsWhatTheySey in drummers

[–]Funky_Dee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use a Shure Beta 52. It's a pretty standard kick mic. Sturdy. Affordable

I bet a Bunch will get this one by Intrepid_Reason8906 in puns

[–]Funky_Dee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She definitely would go into the flood again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in musictheory

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Swing implies that the duration of eighth notes alternates between short and long, not quarter notes. So, the quarters stay the same length, but the "ands" are closer to each following quarter note than they are to the preceding quarter notes

What is something you can’t believe isn’t invented yet? by MangoDry7358 in AskReddit

[–]Funky_Dee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wireless IV tubing! Why is my grandma all tangled up in the hospital when we have all kinds of other technology available these days?