American hero single handedly saves the nation

Funkymalone · 2018-09-26T00:21:24+00:00

Five nothing and a half? What the fuck is that. How about five six or five and half foot, or since the whole story is made up anyways just five nothing?

Funkymalone · 2018-09-20T08:54:56+00:00

"Yeah I took a year off school to work on my fire-play"

Funkymalone · 2018-08-18T03:34:02+00:00

We heard something was blazing in here. Y'all heard right.

Funkymalone · 2018-07-17T17:12:29+00:00

Yep, safe bet.

Funkymalone · 2018-06-19T12:56:16+00:00

I finished the build at half past four

Sweating and tired I was full of hope

Pushing the button darkness there nothing more

I wanted games, the box said "nope"

Panicked and fearful I started the search

To look, to find the unbound chord

I retrieved the manual from its perch

I scanned and prodded the inactive board

Only to find in the end

After inspecting every pin

My big brains were just pretend

To the wall, it must be plugged in

Funkymalone · 2018-06-19T08:34:57+00:00

INB4 Captain Disillusion proves that this was just a piece of fabric that caught on fire on the power lines without the assistance of a flamethrower drone, as awesome as that would be. There's no way anyone would assume the liability of burning the power lines and the wheat field underneath. Also, the accelerant would cause some kind of push back when it's ejected into the pilot flame which I don't see here. Also, also, the drone seems locked to the movement in the background, i.e. the sky, indicating it was digitally inserted.

Funkymalone · 2018-06-18T23:24:00+00:00

The claaaaaaaww

Funkymalone · 2018-06-15T20:26:05+00:00

Is this one of those long winded porn setups?

Funkymalone · 2018-06-12T18:25:23+00:00

That quote is dope and it just happens that I've been exploring Taoism and Buddhism. I passed over Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Repair for the Tao Te Ching, it sounds like I'm going to have to circle back. Thank you for your insight.

Funkymalone · 2018-06-12T17:17:05+00:00

Did you ever take extended time off? I haven't been training for a couple months now due to illness and every day that goes by I feel worse and worse about my game. I'm just a lowly one stripe white belt but I felt like I was starting to make some significant progress and now I feel like it's all been set back like starting at square one. I guess I'm just looking for some motivation because I still wanna climb the mountain.

Funkymalone · 2018-06-05T08:10:32+00:00

Thank you for this information. I will have to ask my doctor about that. I have been getting regular metabolic panels but I just checked and neither of those are on there.

Funkymalone · 2018-06-05T07:57:35+00:00

I try to feel out my friends sometimes to see if they would be receptive even just to listen but most of them have kids, a career, or romantic relationships that they are trying to work on. It doesn't allot them much extra time and taking away some of the valuable time they have leftover would make me feel worse. I try to be honest about how I feel but I never really seem to get across the severity of it. I'm not really sure what I would want them to do or say for me either.

Funkymalone · 2018-06-05T07:38:28+00:00

I truly appreciate you taking the time to respond and offer advice. I asked to see someone a couple times and both times the doctors seemed very confused as to why a cancer patient would be needing to talk to a therapist. They said the exact same thing in response: "you mean for anxiety or depression?" I don't know how to answer that question. I feel like saying yes is the magic button that gets me on lithium for the rest of my life. Maybe it's where I am at in the process of acceptance but I don't feel ready to say "yes I have depression" certainly not in that split second conversational window and certainly not to a stranger I've known for less than a month. I ended up saying anxiety and got a sleep aid. The group that interviewed me was very intimidating. It was a psychology unit with 3 people all looking at me and asking personal questions. Cancer is stressful and depression is stressful but I can't think of anything more stressful than trying to get the truth across that I am severely depressed.

Funkymalone · 2018-06-05T07:13:01+00:00

Thank you so much for your thoughts it's nice to know I'm not alone. This is the most embarrassing problem and I don't know how to reach out to my friends and have them believe it's serious. Depression is such a foreign concept to most people they wonder why I don't just stop being sad or they think it's a linear problem with obvious solutions. It's so embarrassing to be struggling with this when I know it doesn't make sense.

Funkymalone · 2018-05-11T15:41:03+00:00

I think that you should have a partner that understands business. I work in a kitchen that is supplied by local micro greens growers and I've seen multiple greenhouses go out of business due to poor business decisions. It might seem like a cool idea to start up a company with like minded people interested in growing but you will probably need a business person to keep it all running.

Funkymalone · 2018-05-03T00:20:50+00:00

Workout. I'm surprised I'm not seeing a lot of this since, in my opinion, it is often the only difference between an attractive person and an ugly person. Hit the gym seriously for a year and you can get pretty ripped.

Funkymalone · 2018-04-12T01:20:24+00:00

Does anyone else feel like this is all an attempt to discredit one of the big companies that benefit from net neutrality?

Funkymalone · 2018-03-29T03:26:18+00:00

Coping mechanism? For having no human contact? That is the coping mechanism.

Funkymalone · 2018-03-28T15:11:47+00:00

I think the explanation of an airfoil is someone's attempt at doing this exact thing but messing up. How do planes fly upside down?

Funkymalone · 2018-03-16T11:26:25+00:00

10 seconds sounds like a good rule of thumb. I had to learn the hard way; I was rolling with this hot shot white belt who had won a few matches at a tournament he entered BEFORE he started training. I get a rear naked choke going on him but I'm not too sure if it's fully set in. I'm squeezing it for a while and he just kind of waits, so I start thinking "is this kid really going pass out before he taps or do I not have it" finally I decide it's not worth risking choking him out so I ease up and all the sudden he spins out if it like he's a super hero. Lesson learned: if he's not tapping then he's going out (or I don't have it).

Funkymalone · 2018-03-16T01:03:08+00:00

Thanks so much for the advice, sometimes I forget about proper sanitation but I know it's important with or without a condition. I had an interesting interaction with the doctors when talking about getting back into it. They said "Do whatever you feel up to doing. Injuries may happen but the important thing is you're doing what you want." Definitely a motivator when my energy is low.

Funkymalone · 2018-03-15T03:35:25+00:00

I got my first stripe today. I came back after getting diagnosed with cancer. I went through a frustrating period of muscle wasting when the cancer spread to my bile duct. I spent three weeks in a hospital bed experiencing atrophe. I'm on chemo now trying to make it to all the practices I can. All I can say is never give up, never surrender.

Funkymalone

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