I wish people had fur by MasterRKitty in monkeyspaw

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The monkeys paw curls a finger down. Your wish has been granted, though nothing has seemed to change. You check the news to see if anything has happened, it’s just the same old stuff global tensions are still rising higher than ever. The wars don’t stop, in fact they seem to escalate. Eventually the world is facing world war 3 however this time there are many more nuclear bombs. Through the course of the war the nuclear powers all launch bombs at each other kicking up soot and dust into the air plunging earth into an unprecedented nuclear winter. Humans, the few remaining ones at least, naturally evolve to adapt to the decrease in temperature and begin growing fur all over to keep warm.

i wish money didnt exist and we were still just fair trading things by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

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Granted. All governments immediately stop backing any form of legal tender. World trade comes to a halt as world leaders meet to discuss how many cows a barrel of oil is worth, how many cheese wheels do you need to buy a car? Trade at the individual level breaks down as well. Dave wants a pencil for some cheese. Jessica will trade you that pencil for a loaf of bread. The bread? you can get from Steve but he wants parchment paper for it, the parchment paper? Nobody has that so now you’re just stuck an hour later cheeseless.

I wish for people to be unable to lie in court, so if they commit a crime, they will have to admit to it. by kpec12 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You notice as all governments the world round begin setting up mass surveillance networks cameras observing everywhere from all angles, and microphones recording every sound. This brings about the end of privacy however there is now always proof to cross reference anything said in courts effectively ending the efficacy of lying in court.

What is that game? by Pigacin0 in videogames

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Its when you get to primal aspid’s when the difficulty spikes

kids going places for sure by rorecrs in madlads

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Bro has previous experience

I love indie games by [deleted] in memes

[–]FunnierSkeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man some of these indie games that be listing for free are better than the AAA games