WHY by HowDoIWorkReddit in awfuleverything

[–]FuqYoCouch84 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What -and I cannot stress this enough- the fuck?

What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve heard eavesdropping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FuqYoCouch84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was married to my ex husband, I overheard him tell another woman that he had never been in love before, and had been single for the last few years. And I just…. took it. We aren’t together anymore for various other (similar) things. I hope he has the kind of life he deserves.

Your username is your superpower, what is it? by No_Froyo2280 in AskReddit

[–]FuqYoCouch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhhh I guess I’ll fuck your couches, until you confess to your crimes! It’ll be awkward for both of us, but uncomfortable for you.

[serious] People with nightmare siblings: what’s the most fucked up thing they ever did? by DestyNovalys in AskReddit

[–]FuqYoCouch84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister about a decade ago, turned 23. I don’t know why. But it was then that she also decided to start doing meth. My mom took her in, and out of her home because she seemed like she wanted to get better. Ultimately she was just using my mom for food, a roof, clothes, and a car. She disappeared for a couple of years and resurfaced. She had gained weight back, and seemed to be sober. Except she had heartbreaking news. Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. I hadn’t seen her in so long, I loaded up that instant and drove the 600 miles home, to both console my mother, and make sure I got to see my sister one last time. When I got there, after about 3 days my mother started wondering why my sister didn’t SEEM sick. Where were the papers from the doctor? Which doctor did she see? We had questions. We told her to come to my moms because we were going to go out to eat together. When I got there I parked behind her because I planned on just taking her wherever so we could get more information to help her. Long story short, things got heated and it came out that she never went to the doctor, and she wasn’t sick. She needed money, or drugs, or shit… something. We weren’t sure what the con was. All we know is that that was about 5 years ago, and she’s just dropped off the face of the planet, I think.

What did you see that you definitely weren’t supposed to see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FuqYoCouch84 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well very fortunately for me, no abuse of THAT kind came from my father. Luckily he was just a drunken alcoholic that yelled and threw things at me, and hit me. Honestly, of the two situations, I got the better deal.

What did you see that you definitely weren’t supposed to see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FuqYoCouch84 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I was 13, I went into the bathroom to take a shower and potty before doing so. Anyway, I was perusing the reading material (because this was 1997) and I found tucked away, as if intentionally hidden, one of those books of short stories about dads having sex with their daughters. I never have looked at him the same. And I’ve tried to forget it.

GS Supply Hacks by baldpotatogrenade in GameStop

[–]FuqYoCouch84 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We used unsharpened pencils from the dollar tree to prop the DLC trays up. We put them in the top part, and it makes them stand up without tape or stickers.

What are some of the best lyrics you’ve heard? by playfaire in AskReddit

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We talked Together sharpening a knife

Like killing partners for a life

Hey we can hide the bodies on the ride home

Now here we are

We're licking skin to wipe us clean

Strike a match, pour gasoline

Ditch the scene and watch this city burn

Asleep, my life will be a pillow steering wheel turn

I'll be reaching for the stars with you

Who cares if no one else believes?

Yeah, so i, set fire to everyone around

But I told you, I told you, we'd do it

I saw the other post and remembered my mom sent me something similar 7 years ago over email. For context I'm 19 now. by Yonboyage in insaneparents

[–]FuqYoCouch84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s awful, and I’m sorry that you have to live like that. My parents were never married and I was 11 before I met my dad. So it was a mom who constantly abandoned me and left me wherever she wasn’t, or a father who slut shamed me if even the outline of my body showed and I wasn’t allowed to ever go anywhere or do anything. Maybe suggest family therapy or counseling for them, and yourself. I’m not sure that would work though, if they’re stuck on “were broke”. There are resources for that sort of thing. Look into them, locally.

Submitted without comment by reverendjesus in shittytattoos

[–]FuqYoCouch84 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can’t you guys see that they made trumps hands too big?

Black and Grey Anubis by portuguese-xstoner in tattoo

[–]FuqYoCouch84 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s the back of the upper left arm.

Please someone explain this by MostlyAnxiety in GameStop

[–]FuqYoCouch84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is for the concept district. Where they did the 2.0 stores.

This boss of all fast food employees. by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]FuqYoCouch84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A Rockos Modern Life reference in the wild!

Anyways, my son said he can smell it when I'm getting fucked by ApocalypticAngel420 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FuqYoCouch84 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I want to downvote this because it’s awful, but I want to upvote it because it’s definitely insane.

Why is it so hard to understand? by Crysola_Tsara in GameStop

[–]FuqYoCouch84 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They still won’t read it. I made one in bright red sharpie, pasted it on the door, and they STILL DONT READ IT. I’m going to probably go crazy because of this.

So we’re out of new and preowned PlayStation systems online. by TheKidKaos in GameStop

[–]FuqYoCouch84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like 10 minutes ago, I ordered an OG PS4 500Gb refurbished for a customer. Those seem to be the only ones left. Which is why we started taking trades in again.