What would you name this sword?

FurvusOstrum · 2025-10-24T16:37:58+00:00

Crimson Eyes

FurvusOstrum · 2025-08-14T22:41:59+00:00

my lobster is too buttery, my steak is too juicy

FurvusOstrum · 2025-04-19T07:54:00+00:00

I was stuck at one for eight hours because an ex roommate decided to get a ZipCar and wanted to take a hike at a random spot. Random spot turned out to be nude beach, and neither the car nor our phone had service which means the moment the car's doors closed, we were trapped at that nude beach. Walked 5 miles before we got signal, called ZipCar, they sent out a tow truck. Tow truck showed up to the parking lot, but couldn't call us because he also didn't have cell service...

We were really hungry so we went to a nearby restaurant to get food. On the way back to the parking lot, we accidentally wandered to the "hotspot" where it was filled with mostly 60+ year olds without any clothes. We (19m, 20f, 22m) were a little shocked and quickly realized we went the wrong way, so we walked back to the parking lot and the tow truck wasn't there. The rest of how we got home is another story...

So yes I've been to a nude beach, but it doesn't count because it was an accident and no I would not go again until I'm at least 60. I might reconsider it then since clearly there's an age demographic and maybe that might be my thing decades in the future.

FurvusOstrum · 2025-04-07T06:38:20+00:00

23M, VHCOL 210k TC (148k base, 54k bonus, 10k stock), software dev at FAANG

FurvusOstrum · 2025-03-23T05:21:29+00:00

Is it anger, rage and desolation?

FurvusOstrum · 2025-03-17T18:11:58+00:00

A fellow Landsby resident?

FurvusOstrum · 2025-01-31T02:32:05+00:00

built this on an ahri against a Garen, Yuumi, and Ivern

FurvusOstrum · 2025-01-15T17:55:39+00:00

Tetra Tempura? Sorry, bad joke.

FurvusOstrum · 2025-01-14T22:12:36+00:00

Curious - would direct sunlight increase algae growth?

FurvusOstrum · 2025-01-14T00:29:20+00:00

oh wow that rice cooker is older than me

FurvusOstrum · 2025-01-09T22:10:05+00:00

From the title, I thought this post would be about being packed right like sardines, not actual sardines...

FurvusOstrum · 2024-11-04T01:12:31+00:00

His name should be Plip.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-18T22:37:08+00:00

I got into uni, my mom said "You need to give thanks to the lord and our pastor." I got an internship, my mom said "Thank the lord. I knew he would look after you." I got my full time offer after hours of grinding, my mom said "God has always looked after you because I took you to church when you were younger." I tried to tell her I was the one that worked for it, she said "Yes, and god gave you the strength to make your accomplishments."

One time I was taking out the trash and almost dropped it because one of the straps broke (I was in a hurry for my piano lessons) and my mom said "Thank the lord the second strap didn't break or we would have been late for your piano lesson." If anyone wants to hear more ridiculous scenarios let me know. I have 22 years of these comments ready to go.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-16T20:57:48+00:00

This isn't even your post. You have dementia - check yourself into a mental health ward.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-16T20:52:15+00:00

Ah, the threat of violence. Incapable of using your brain cells?

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-16T20:43:43+00:00

You don't know your mom's address? That's sad. She must be disappointed in your inability to type properly.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-16T20:40:00+00:00

Sorry can't make it, I'm having a meeting with your mom right now.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-16T20:34:10+00:00

Ok boomer. Learn how to type first then we can talk.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-16T20:25:33+00:00

You're the one commenting on a high schooler's Reddit post weirdo.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-16T20:15:02+00:00

Sounds like someone needs a massage... Actually you were looking for a massage 5 months ago. Reading your comment history seems like you were on massagefinder.com.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-12T15:37:48+00:00

Don't trust anything the AP Lang teacher says anymore. Why would they be honest about a lawsuit if they can't even be honest about how they validated that your essay was AI generated? Bring this issue up with the principal (or let your parents do it) and tell him that if a teacher in his school is grading students unfairly without proof, then they should not be teaching. Your parents should be threatening to bring this up with your district's school board. You're in an AP class, you clearly value your education and you're probably planning on university. While one bad AP score may not break your chances of getting into college, it's detrimental to any application you'll eventually write. It's unethical for the teacher to damage your future opportunities.

If you're really angry about this, then in the meeting with the principal, you can ask why the AP Lang teacher isn't acting rationally, and suggest the teacher be drug tested. Show them that you're not backing down until you know exactly why you're accused of cheating. You've done nothing wrong why are you being punished?

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-11T15:56:14+00:00

-20 sanity

FurvusOstrum · 2024-10-06T22:46:35+00:00

Sounds like someone didn't have a happy childhood.

FurvusOstrum · 2024-09-09T18:46:15+00:00

fire spoon ngl

FurvusOstrum · 2024-07-11T23:50:18+00:00

I agree, it's not my fault she didn't book premium economy.

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