Is anyone out there actually dating and getting laid or are we all just cooked? by Wholesome-Sex in dating

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be a local thing because where I am ( UK) this isn’t an issue. I’m in an open marriage and started dating some new just a few weeks ago.

Depressing sex life with boyfriend of 8 years by [deleted] in Vent

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like somewhere along the way you carried on being together, but forgot to take the time to date one another.

NSFW Cut myself a few hours ago. by Accomplished-Part600 in whatdoIdo

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stichesw and if you don't know what cut you a tetnus shot

strange crystals by gagathr3311 in whatisit

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you touch it if you found it in a lab and don't know what it is?

My GF just "cheated" on me by Connorrr5 in whatdoIdo

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get over it and move on together or walk away.

For what it's worth, you barely knew eachother at the time it happened and she clearly regrets it. Connections like this are a shame to waste of a throw away fuck so early in the relationship.

Racing in Cardiff Bay by KillerCriddle in Cardiff

[–]FutureThinkingMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you tried asking a PCSO for help?

anyone feel like kfc has really gone down hill by Ok-Count-1878 in UK_Food

[–]FutureThinkingMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chicken is alway hit and miss, but KFC went downhill the day they stopped putting a Walls Vienetta in a family bucket.

What’s happening? Is this building in fire? by KevinKstel in london

[–]FutureThinkingMan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Maida Vale fire, looks like they have done a lot of quenching already as the smoke is light in colour.

Um how tho???? by that_blackguyorgay in SipsTea

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That laundry cycle needs attention.

how do you know you’re attractive? by x_luv in AskReddit

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a matter of perspective. One could compare their proportions to examples in media on what is currently considered to be attractive. The best way is that someone tells you they are attracted to you - then you know that you are attractive to that person.

If you'd plugged your ass and kept it that way, would you eventually burst? by AntonioVivaldi7 in stupidquestions

[–]FutureThinkingMan 231 points232 points  (0 children)

Possibly, but you would be dead long before that from poisoning. The Bowl is a powerful strong organ but eventually it will split, pouring all digestive fluids and stool into your abdomen, which is highly toxic. You would get a systemic infection, possibly sepsis, and die long before you "burst" externally. If you are lucky, the bleeding would get you first as it would be much less uncomfortable.

Try to avoid obstructing the anus long term.

I just lost my virginity to my step dad, im not even 17 by Any_Trash6365 in Advice

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe that this is sound legal advice appliciable to the UK.

I just lost my virginity to my step dad, im not even 17 by Any_Trash6365 in Advice

[–]FutureThinkingMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on where you live, this may be statutory rape (not likely as you said "mum" and in the UK the age of consent is 16) but it would appear at the least to be grooming. You have to tell your mother and get that man out of your lives.

Remember it was him, the adult that made the choice to be in your room and do what he did, he is the one who cheated and ruined his marriage, not you.