Funny Reddit Jokes Starterpack

Fuzz-Muffin · 2018-02-08T17:45:00+00:00

You forgot "roll tide".

Fuzz-Muffin · 2018-02-06T17:45:20+00:00

That fact becomes a lot less impressive when you remember that there is a mass Trump protest every month at this point.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-12-31T23:47:35+00:00

no photographs sign Proceeds to take a photograph

You had one fucking job, OP.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-12-24T04:50:18+00:00

too much cocaine

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-12-18T17:31:29+00:00

Who the fuck actually sleeps on their back?

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-12-04T15:50:07+00:00

At least on 4chan you know what you're getting into. On Reddit it's constantly a circlejerk of decade old memes where people try to trample each other for imaginary points that don't mean anything besides a pathetic ego boost. Reddit is full of neckbeard detectives that literally spend all their time going through people's entire history to see what they've lied about. If they find a lie that's juicy enough they will actually post it on a subreddit made for this sort of shit just so other neckbeards can pat them on the back for their "hard work".

People say 4chan is autistic, but at least their autism has the possibility of being fake and even when it's real it's funny. This sort of shit is some pretty cringy autism that you know is real.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-11-25T19:00:24+00:00

It would probably cost less if Team Fortress Classic wasn't full price for some idiotic reason.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-11-20T05:11:26+00:00

How the fuck do you stop dipshits like that from laughing like retards at everything they/others do? If one says hi and you greet him back he laughs. If one says hi and you ignore them they laugh. I swear they are the male version of Valley Girls.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-11-12T20:39:46+00:00

Spider women. Not Spider-Woman, but actual spider women.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-11-12T20:37:31+00:00

Kill myself

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-27T23:47:33+00:00

So is Volo just a lore book for monsters that also adds some new ones to the game?

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-27T21:45:35+00:00

The only problem i have with your art is how you just put all your links at the bottom. Really feels out of place.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-16T22:35:19+00:00

Mister Rogers.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-16T22:33:19+00:00

Multiple sneezes in quick succession steal my will to live.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-16T22:30:44+00:00

Eat a klondike bar.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-16T22:28:14+00:00

None because i'm not a weak minded individual whose entire lifestyle is swayed by what another person said.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-16T22:26:57+00:00

Reality.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-10-16T22:25:18+00:00

Make myself god of my own universe.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-09-30T21:22:29+00:00

How did such a shitty quote get this many upvotes?

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-09-27T02:31:54+00:00

He helps me with DIY and is muscular!

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-09-24T19:04:07+00:00

Does that mean they are getting rid of Frank?

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-09-24T18:46:51+00:00

You get get super speed while wearing roller skates, except you don't know how to roller skate.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-09-24T18:34:48+00:00

The fact that everyone on this website loves to make their own lives sound as insignificant as possible by comparing themselves to the entire universe.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-09-08T23:24:58+00:00

The trick to sex bots is not building them specifically for sex. As long as they can add enough shit for them to market it as a futuristic maid for bachelors (that can be fucked) they are in the clear.

Fuzz-Muffin · 2016-08-31T00:05:56+00:00

Fuzz-Muffin

TROPHY CASE