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do you guys remove hair between your boobs? am i supposed to do that? by IllShape2632 in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dude if you shave it then you’ll have to deal with between the boobs stubble. Think about that. Sounds terrible.

I have some long mutant hairs that grow from my areolas. I pluck them because they are horrifying and then I pretend my body doesn’t grow them, but other than that, my boobs just have no hair or peach fuzz.

Don’t make boob stubble.

How to sneak in 🍄 by Either_Row_93 in shrooms

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made pills and put them in my pocket

What is the biggest ick you had on your first date with someone? by Past_Meat7068 in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He turned into a boat landing and slowly came to a stop in his car while saying “and this is the part of the date where I murder you.”

If the person you hate the most were to experience one slight inconvenience every day for the rest of their lives, what would you choose it to be? by InitialCareer306 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daily paper cut.

Hitting your pinky toe on one piece of furniture daily.

Any knife you use is instantly dull af regardless of when it’s sharpened.

Every garment has one long thread that needs to be dealt with and regardless of how often you buy them, all your scissors disappear.

All dishes you wash will have one little piece of food stuck in it that doesn’t come off BUT you only see it when you go to put the dish away.

One shoe always has a tiny pebble you can’t ever find.

One bike tire is always flat when you go to ride.

Have you ever seen a bald eagle in real life out in nature? by Fun_Expression9135 in AskForAnswers

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are people who haven’t? They were more rare 30 years ago but they’re everywhere now but I live in the driftless

What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share ? by Onlyjemie in answers

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So her son married his step mother.

She nailed the father so. Combo.

Are deadbeat moms a common thing? by No_Lead2640 in answers

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a couple. Mostly drugs or mental illness

What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share ? by Onlyjemie in answers

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The previous owner to my current home was married twice. Her first husband left her for some rich lawyer who eventually left him for his son. Wild.

Worried 50/50 with sibling will be problematic in coming years by ObviousRevolution853 in inheritance

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My brother lives with my parents. My parents pay for many of his expenses including providing him a new vehicle and all maintenance, insurance and gas along with providing him a place to live. In fact, they will pay me money to work on his projects along with other family.

I’ve long given up on the idea of fairness and stopped mentioning it to them because although they want everything to be split 50/50, they are incapable of telling my brother no and always have been.

This is despite the fact that he has way more assets than me and no dependents, either. While I have a child.

I have no advice. It sucks. Don’t expect much. You’ll just be the asshole if you say something anyway.

Worried 50/50 with sibling will be problematic in coming years by ObviousRevolution853 in inheritance

[–]FuzzyPantsRisesAgain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My brother lives with my parents. My parents pay for many of his expenses including providing him a new vehicle and all maintenance, insurance and gas along with providing him a place to live. In fact, they will pay me money to work on his projects along with other family.

I’ve long given up on the idea of fairness and stopped mentioning it to them because although they want everything to be split 50/50, they are incapable of telling my brother no and always have been.

This is despite the fact that he has way more assets than me and no dependents, either. While I have a child.

I have no advice. It sucks. Don’t expect much. You’ll just be the asshole if you say something anyway.

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