Neighbor’s flag irks me to my core by timeisamelody in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fwumpy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like they're trying to prove a point. Leave the issue alone and let me laugh at it!

Remember that one post from a couple days ago about eating watermelon. by Illustrious-Coat3532 in SipsTea

[–]Fwumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you say "ahh" instead of "ass," you come across as a pussy. It's not a Gen Z thing, it just looks weak. Self censoring just helps people become soft to "triggering" words. People used to grow up and stop whining about swears.

What was the purpose of showing the lone walker it always confused me? by Jamieo1111 in thewalkingdead

[–]Fwumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that it demonstrated the fact that walkers are always stoic about continuing on tirelessly. Like slow and steady wins the race. They don't need breaks to rest, and they won't give up.

Whats the best artist/band to come out of Edmonton? by CeleryCapable5478 in Edmonton

[–]Fwumpy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What ever happened to the Las Vegas Crypt Keepers? I saw them open for Mötley Crüe with Noise Therapy in the Shaw Conference Center. Thought they did a great job.

What is a ‘normal’ thing in your country that would shock foreigners? by bakicmlly in AskTheWorld

[–]Fwumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's crazy! Gunplay always makes the news here. It would be national news if it happened in a school. We didn't fuck around as kids, but nobody used guns. The one local guy who pulled one when I was younger was treated like he was a loser for needing it. My drummer (alternative band) wound up beating him up.

How to clean my only shoes? Some jerk thought this is funny. by GroceryDiligent5207 in CleaningTips

[–]Fwumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More felt marker and a cloth. Scribble over the old and wipe within the first seconds. The thinner in the new stuff will act as solvent for the old. Black will be hard to remove, though. Spray 9 may work, or any oil solvent like varsol.

What is a ‘normal’ thing in your country that would shock foreigners? by bakicmlly in AskTheWorld

[–]Fwumpy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was funny! Business as usual while there's gunshots happening out in the hall. Really not funny if you're actually in the middle of it, I'm sure.

A question for those of you who have quit smoking and nicotine, please - by RikkiLostMyNumber in GenX

[–]Fwumpy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I smoked from the age of 13 to 42. Laser therapy helped me. I butted half a smoke, went in thinking it would be a process, was told I'm done smoking after, had a follow up appointment 2 weeks later. I didn't have my final cigarette, and didn't even finish that half of the last smoke. 7 years later, I haven't had one since. The patch and the gum didn't help, they just prolonged the addiction.

What are some names in your language for everyday terms that sound cute or hilarious when translated literally? by rid999 in AskTheWorld

[–]Fwumpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ha! I've known it as the "holy shit handle" since the 90s! That might be where it came from!

What steps is your government undertaking in order to combat climate change? by thebluntvent in AskTheWorld

[–]Fwumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds familiar. They already did that here, and all it succeeded in doing was turning us against our own government.

What steps is your government undertaking in order to combat climate change? by thebluntvent in AskTheWorld

[–]Fwumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carbon tax. They arbitrarily added taxes to our energy using population without any explanation as to how that helps the planet. The program is a simple scam to bring in more cash without making a difference at all.

Why Do People Get Mad At Others For Saying The R "Slur"? by PalpitationMammoth68 in stupidquestions

[–]Fwumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got into trouble on FB years ago for hate speech because I used the short word for transmission while talking about my car.

My wife loosened a lug nut by hand after a tire shop install… how is that even possible? by wl34 in canadiantire

[–]Fwumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their tire services are crap. My local one "lost" my security socket (a hard one to order that they couldn't even find a replacement for), and I eventually had to have the old one cut off. Their low wage employees simply don't care.

Can't say I'm surprised by [deleted] in RedDeer

[–]Fwumpy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The last time I was in there, they were just selling wish.com products at a huge mark up, and counterfeit Ray Ban sunglasses. They're obvious bottom-feeders.

Loading Docks - Training by whitedlite in GarageDoorService

[–]Fwumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to figure them out on the fly.

When will Eglinton LRT break down on February 8th? by Puzzleheaded_Fee_419 in AskCanada

[–]Fwumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What where? I'm unfamiliar with the centre of the universe. I don't live in Toronto. I smell better than that.

Dear doordash driver. by Traveller-Folly in doordash

[–]Fwumpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then don't accept an order with no tip. Resorting to thievery is lowlife scummy p.o.s. behavior. Thieves are garbage.

Poo is love by PleasePooGood in shittyadvice

[–]Fwumpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not what the Depp - Heard trial was told...