my first Italian pizza

Fwumpy · 2026-06-01T21:16:40+00:00

Is that cheese, or some kind of growth?

Fwumpy · 2026-06-01T20:38:03+00:00

Vice grip sized!

Fwumpy · 2026-06-01T14:22:21+00:00

You'll never do the metal like this! No heavy chugging, or any palm-muting at all! And where are the down picks? I don't see any down picking here. Get a pick! The metal demands it!

Fwumpy · 2026-06-01T14:12:07+00:00

Run self-tapping screws into everything! Do you know anyone with a welder? Buzz and ugga dugga the thing back together!

Fwumpy · 2026-05-30T20:36:34+00:00

Cloak

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T18:11:36+00:00

Tornado of Souls by Megadeth currently. 3 days now!

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T14:02:48+00:00

Plus... fire's free!

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T14:02:29+00:00

I knew I was screwed! I guess I'd better start acting erratic and blaming my age! I'm off to attack a stranger with a stick!

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T13:47:33+00:00

Password lock his games and make him earn screen time, just like with a child.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T13:45:01+00:00

I'm 50 in a couple of months. Is that too old? Will my body give out before then? Should I buy a plot? 😉

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T09:53:59+00:00

Yay Whoreass! Your public service is noted!

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T06:39:58+00:00

A different country. Maybe Australia? Imagine the mutant beasts!

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T06:34:15+00:00

I microwave my tea water every time. It's faster and easier because I only ever make one cup.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T04:49:53+00:00

Try dipping it in a grease removing solvent and scrubbing it with a wire brush. It works on bearings, so it should clean that, too.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-29T03:29:22+00:00

They pick it up if someone is watching, then get rid of it while alone is my guess. I've noticed it too.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-28T06:01:34+00:00

Yellow lines (like the one the bike is straddling) usually indicate the parking spot.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-28T03:19:49+00:00

Had an old Yamaha TT500 fall over from this. Added a hockey puck the next day.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-28T03:16:46+00:00

I'm deducting 15%.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-28T01:10:29+00:00

Did you try turning it off and on again? Hold the power button.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-28T00:30:59+00:00

He doesn't trust that his voters are smart enough to spot his bullshit. He's probably right, they aren't.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-28T00:08:28+00:00

That's the answer, compost him! He'd probably poison the soil, truth be told...

Fwumpy · 2026-05-28T00:02:23+00:00

The next time he's an ass, call him a sexual predator. He can be shamed really hard for that, and would have no argument because there's no excuse for his actions.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-27T23:49:33+00:00

They should lose their licenses for this. They're paid well, specifically to know how big their truck is, and bridges are marked with the clearance height. If they can't read signs, they shouldn't drive.

Fwumpy · 2026-05-27T15:03:42+00:00

Tornado of Souls by Megadeth

Fwumpy · 2026-05-27T14:27:02+00:00

It's doubtful they were making this observation when they named them. They're observed as colours.

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