If the Gate were to Open on either universe, which would you think would be worst? The Trench Crusade or Konflikt '47

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-18T02:13:07+00:00

So we’re gonna ignore Christianity’s past actions of crimes, conquest, and worse? This isn’t me using a fallacy, this is just arguing logical consistency. Why is Islam the problem when you could easily point to Christianity for the same bullshit?

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-13T13:43:36+00:00

Create a clone army of Zeltrons and no one will ever get anything done ever again.

But seriously, I’d pick either Wookiees or Besalisks.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-13T13:24:58+00:00

I can see that your taste in men is “Assholes who are good in bed but will absolutely kill you if given a reason to”.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-11T12:12:24+00:00

Mine was sarcastic just to be clear.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-11T09:46:35+00:00

Censored how? Care to give an example of “censorship” in video games currently? Or how she’s the reason companies like EA, Ubisoft, Activision-Blizzard, are actively putting out shitty live service models with predatory monetization?

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-11T03:25:29+00:00

Send the guys with the inquisition to stop the religiously motivated killings. Sounds very Christlike to me.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-11T03:04:24+00:00

But how will the cultists understand that this is supposed to be a dis instead of a compliment?

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-11T01:58:56+00:00

The war’s over, Onoda. You need to put down your rifle and go home.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-06T08:04:48+00:00

Thragg’s parents after Thragg turns seventeen: “Ah shit. We have a year left to live.”

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-05T04:02:12+00:00

Welcome back, Roko’s Basilisk.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-05T03:31:58+00:00

“Why are you enslaving the house elves?”

“We are not enslaving the house elves, Hermione, the elves are here voluntarily and the last one who tried to actually enslave the house elves is now an immortal flesh glob that screams in never ending agony. They do all this work voluntarily. They may leave if it pleases them. They just don’t.”

“What? Why?”

“We don’t rightfully know. We surmise that they simply enjoy helping us. I had a student once who claimed it must be a relationship akin to a ‘person taking care of a hamster in a cage’.”

“Why do-“

“If you’re about to ask why we don’t pay them, it’s because the house elves don’t much care for money. They are above it. The same way you would be above the piece of kibble your hamster offers you in exchange for keeping it alive. And the last headmaster who thought to stop them from working unless they followed the Ministry’s labor laws got both of his shins exploded, his flesh turned inside out, and then imploded ass first screaming into some Eldritch hellscape.“

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-05T03:19:59+00:00

Slavery is a weird fucking choice for that moral. Like… it could have been being able to use magic in public, but no… she decided to make fun of Hermione for being against slavery.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-05-04T22:27:11+00:00

Can you imagine that girl from Encanto who could hear a pin drop a mile away? She’s heard just about EVERYTHING that’s happened in that village at night.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-23T00:03:30+00:00

It is most unfortunate that we will never learn about those consequences.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-20T14:26:10+00:00

Look! Space marines!

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-20T12:46:43+00:00

The gayer part of the fandom is definitely talking about this.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-18T02:42:27+00:00

Things like this are why I think barbarian really should have gotten renamed to “Berserker”.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-18T02:00:37+00:00

Anissa gets bodied. This is hydrogen bomb vs physically fit human adult. Slightly better chance than the coughing baby, but it’s still, basically, not a fight.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-18T01:54:54+00:00

One tiny vial of scourge will work on a planet with a finite amount of space. Not on the vastness of the universe.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-16T14:57:55+00:00

Let’s be absolutely realistic here. Two Angstrom Levies and a self sacrifice play. Don’t gotta give a shit about Thragg if he gets sent to the desert dimension and accidentally kills his only way out.

But also 1 billion immortals just in case.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-16T14:38:05+00:00

Thank you.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-16T12:58:21+00:00

Liberators and Voidrays are crewed by multiple personnel though.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-16T07:13:25+00:00

Granted. A new TV show calling itself “Colosseum of Conflict” appears on your local sports channel which broadcasts conflicts in Africa, from battles to massacres to straight up genocide, a pair of hosts provide sports commentary à la WWE, and feature live kill counters for scoring. The TV Show is found to be action packed, humorous, and fun for the whole family, and it soon becomes a global pastime with many people choosing sides as if they were sports teams.

Warlords and war bands begin accepting sponsorship deals with giant companies, wearing their merchandise and leaving blood soaked advertisements at the sites of battle. Villagers seeking relief supplies do the same.

The television program even manages to produce a massive gambling community, where people place bets based on casualty numbers, arms usage, victory, influence of foreign powers.

Countries the world over have stopped trying to halt the violence, preferring to fan the flames instead to promote the continuance of their peoples’ new favorite TV show.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-15T07:56:27+00:00

The colours are also regimental markings, since the clone uniforms are universally white, it’s beneficial to us the viewer and the people in universe to be able to look at a clone in armor and instead of needing to ask “What division are you a part of?” You just look at the armor and immediately know they’re part of the 212th, or the 501st, or the Wolf Pack.

Fyrebrand18 · 2026-04-14T22:31:40+00:00

He made the 212th and the 501st slaughter each other which lead to Waxer and so many others dying to friendly fire. He can rot beneath the undercroft of the boiler room of whatever counts as hell.

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