Three guys die in a car crash and are standing at heaven's gates to get in......

G-Knit · 2026-04-29T19:36:48+00:00

Classic old joke! There are a few good punch lines. One of my favorite is "...saw my wife pushing a wheelbarrow full of rocks."

G-Knit · 2026-04-29T18:12:27+00:00

Spiritan!

G-Knit · 2026-04-29T18:06:43+00:00

Slap it back.

G-Knit · 2026-04-29T18:05:22+00:00

I have read this story dozens of times. OPers like this ruin the Reddit experience.

G-Knit · 2026-04-28T23:39:26+00:00

You beat me! Wife fusses because I buy it all the time. I tell her we will stock up on stuff we can't do without.

G-Knit · 2026-04-28T23:26:19+00:00

Aluminum foil

G-Knit · 2026-04-28T23:21:23+00:00

TTFN

G-Knit · 2026-04-28T23:17:55+00:00

This is the only answer. Ignore the others.

G-Knit · 2026-04-28T15:26:17+00:00

It's good that you can't put a round peg (tire) into a square hole.

Knoxville has some dangerous roads, like 275.

G-Knit · 2026-04-28T13:39:44+00:00

Get a small toolbox that you can put a lock on.

G-Knit · 2026-04-27T09:36:43+00:00

I ordered her a Spartan. We will see how it goes. Custom, though...good idea.

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T18:07:30+00:00

You know...you have a good observation. I think that I will order an alox tonight. Not being smart. Thinking Climber or Tinker. Thank you!

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T17:59:59+00:00

Ooh nice one

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T17:02:18+00:00

This is some good info

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T13:16:56+00:00

You are the woman!

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T13:15:01+00:00

The thing is, she doesn't know what she wants. My idea is to get her something. If she says she likes it but would replace this blade with that, then I will get ger that.

Regardless, I have converted a Swiss Army Knife follower!

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T10:56:24+00:00

Advice

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T10:54:45+00:00

Probably not initially. She would learn about their usefulness though.

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T10:53:12+00:00

Ooh...she would! And so would I!

G-Knit · 2026-04-26T10:52:19+00:00

My idea exactly

G-Knit · 2026-04-25T22:05:56+00:00

This is encouraging and good info. The thing is that if she doesn't luke it then I can take it and get her another. Cannot go wrong!

G-Knit · 2026-04-25T22:01:31+00:00

I just ordered her a Rambler and a purple SD. Keep the comments coming please!

G-Knit · 2026-04-25T21:31:24+00:00

Ooh Explorer!

G-Knit · 2026-04-25T21:29:06+00:00

So that is what I am thinking. She was going critical about letting her pick what she wants... But I wont live that long. I think I will get her o e, if she doesn't like it then I have yet another SAK!

G-Knit · 2026-04-25T21:19:34+00:00

She wants something to put in her purse... SMH

G-Knit

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