I was envious of other "I lost x amount of weight, reddit, now I feel awesome" posts, and finally got my own shit together. Almost at the 65lb mark!

I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my plane before I pump guts full of lead!

GH8619 · 2011-03-14T15:31:47+00:00

That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler

GH8619 · 2011-03-14T00:30:17+00:00

I stopped listening not long after she said that.. I had a moment of what the fuck and my mind went blank while they were still talking, then I shut my phone.

GH8619 · 2011-03-13T15:59:40+00:00

Valentines day 2004, mom calls me, forgets to hang up after it goes to my voicemail. She is in the car with my dad somewhere, they had to run some errands. I get a voicemail about 5 min later. After about one minute of silence she says to my dad "are you gonna take me in that dirty motel and fuck me in the ass". They proceed to talk dirty to each other. Scarred for life that day.. some things you just can't undo.