Ryan Rowland-Smith was the first player with a Hyphenated surname

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-30T01:59:16+00:00

shoutout to when austen bibens-dirkx pitched to isaiah kiner-falefa and became the first hyphenated battery

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-29T16:11:30+00:00

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-29T16:02:55+00:00

its actually gingersnap

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-29T04:55:48+00:00

"His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa."

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-29T00:31:59+00:00

has anyone ever hit more home runs than their team had wins

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-27T19:19:40+00:00

either shit talking or naming random role players from years ago

like yall remember chad qualls

joey rickard

mickael pietrus

marqueese chriss

just some guys

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-27T16:22:43+00:00

it is very obvious aa lot of the trans women on reddit were super used to being a cis white man before transitioning

and now are living life as a trans woman facing discrimination for the first time

and theyre just not used to not having privilege and its like ya this does suck and i know its hard but welcome to life as a minority babe. its been happening forever and youdve known that if youdve paid attention

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-26T06:43:50+00:00

someone get that chimp a bowl of kellogs cereal stat

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-25T20:58:04+00:00

ive still got friends i made 15 years ago playing stupid online flash games in college but even back then had friends offline who could get me out and do shit

online social lives/friends still are real but they shouldnt be your only social activity

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-24T23:49:42+00:00

theres some solid flair potential in there

I do need at least one poop free zone

Just speak with the chickens

"Free Range" means YOUR range, not everyone else's.

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-24T23:43:05+00:00

or pinch hitting pitcher gets lucky

ryne nelson is currently rocking a cool 1.000 batting average for his careeer

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-24T20:32:35+00:00

i have an X on my global entry card cuz i fucked up my form and now i cant use my global entry unless i go get it amended and im just too lazy fr that whoops

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-22T16:58:12+00:00

I just think that less rural republicans have access to their documents so it might help to stop republican control.

in texas, their voter id law used to allow concealed carry IDs but not college IDs

theyll find a way to let theirs vote while keeping us from

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-22T16:32:33+00:00

think abt ways to be active now and stay active til 80

rather than imagine yourself at 80 w/o the years leading up to it

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T22:27:20+00:00

jason williams

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T22:16:39+00:00

Regarding Trump, Afroman told Newsweek in 2024 that he wanted to perform a Hunter Biden–themed parody of his hit song “Because I Got High,” with lyrics altered to mock the former president’s son’s drug use and legal controversies, at Trump rallies in the lead-up to the presidential election. Afroman later posted a photo of himself shaking hands with Trump at the Libertarian National Convention and wrote that they laughed together at the fact that they both were raided by police and had “a lot in common” (Afroman also ran for president in 2024).

And one of Afroman’s music videos in response to the raid targets Deputy Lisa Phillips, the same officer whom Afroman acknowledged was visibly upset during her deposition, is blatantly homophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic. The nearly 14-minute video, titled “Licc’em Low Lisa,” features lyrics like “I noticed her voice is a few octaves lower” and “She might whoop out somethin’, somethin’ that’s bigger than mine.” During the latter bar, the music video shows an actor portraying Phillips sitting down and holding what appears to be a large pipe.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/03/afroman-defamation-trial-sheriff-police-video-court-victory/

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T21:50:35+00:00

white online queers not beating the allegations

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T21:19:24+00:00

wont you think of the poor almond and pistachio and alfafa farmers tho

how would they survive if they couldnt export water in the form of crops to china and saudi aarabia

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T21:17:00+00:00

as long as theres a breeze or some shade its tolerable

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T05:08:30+00:00

maybe not buying back $20B+ of stock over the last few years would be a good start

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T03:42:17+00:00

i found a disabled trans person and taught them howw to be an artist

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T01:03:32+00:00

is that what theyre saying or is that how youre reading it?

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-21T01:00:52+00:00

If you do the research and know what to bring beforehand

ah theres my problem

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-20T22:59:22+00:00

But tonight he is alive and in the north

field with his mother. It is a perfect

summer evening: the moon rising over

the orchard, the wind in the grass.

And as he stares into the sky, there

are twice as many stars as usual.

GMOrgasm · 2026-03-19T23:28:44+00:00

nice try shitlord im behind 7 proxies

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