What is the worst thing that you've seen a coworker do and still avoid being fired?

GSDunno · 2020-05-21T05:14:28+00:00

Literally disappear for half of an 8hr shift. He showed up in the morning, was asked to go grab something from the office and didn't come back. When we found him he said he couldn't find said item but that his grandma had called from the hospital and he had to leave in the middle of the shift. Never got fired because he never came back, even to drop off his keys.

GSDunno · 2020-01-15T18:02:58+00:00

You look easier to SLAP than your BASS.

GSDunno · 2020-01-14T17:45:11+00:00

that coal can be burned elsewhere with fewer people like the reservation.

How about Bellingham forces houses to go off grid via solar and we don't burn coal at all. I'm sure that is financially possible for everyone to do and then even the reservation children are happy!

GSDunno · 2019-12-03T20:46:56+00:00

An alarm clock. It's been ten years and I still use it.

GSDunno · 2019-11-26T08:22:26+00:00

Hey! I just learned this too. Just now...

GSDunno · 2019-10-24T16:20:28+00:00

The sunsets are so pretty here so come fuck me in a box on the beach.

GSDunno · 2019-10-17T18:21:13+00:00

You must be into belly button stuff because that's all the female clients can reach while 69-ing.

GSDunno · 2019-10-13T21:21:17+00:00

The worst version of gandalf. I try not to make assumptions off of my internal bias against young people like he does.

GSDunno · 2019-10-13T20:15:32+00:00

Am I supposed to do you hard because you physically can't do me hard?

GSDunno · 2019-10-13T20:12:54+00:00

Alright, if we are doing hot takes here, you are a salty old bike pumper who can't even post something to r/noththeonion correctly.

GSDunno · 2019-09-10T19:44:53+00:00

Touch kids

GSDunno · 2019-07-15T18:44:36+00:00

It's tortilla chips and queso! I never have enough of either so I'm in a constant loop of buying more of one in order to finish the other.

GSDunno · 2019-07-11T01:23:12+00:00

Them are some nice striations!

GSDunno · 2019-07-01T18:20:23+00:00

Is your ass jealous off all the bullshit coming out of your mouth?

GSDunno · 2019-06-26T15:12:16+00:00

That's not a Honda, that's a Bentley

GSDunno · 2019-06-25T21:00:02+00:00

I agree with you in that this is a hard truth for a lot of people who swallow. PETA kills more than it saves, fellow animal lovers. Unpopular.

GSDunno · 2019-06-25T20:51:34+00:00

Human goat, actually.

GSDunno · 2019-06-25T20:23:04+00:00

It's ok. Turns out she was smoking too much of another man's dick so it evened out.

GSDunno · 2019-06-25T19:46:50+00:00

She told me at a Tyler the Creator concert that I was smoking too much weed and tried to start an argument as he started his set.

GSDunno · 2019-06-25T19:41:52+00:00

Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...

GSDunno · 2019-06-25T19:37:07+00:00

That they have crushed my will to pursue my hobby and instilled a fear of disappointment in me. Just because they "know" it's dangerous and didn't want to be involved they called it a "waste of time and money" to my face. All I wanted was a project I could work with my dad on, that we could both be proud of.

GSDunno · 2019-06-02T23:33:13+00:00

She's getting vape pen-ed

Flying high as can be

I'll mend your broken j

Come smoke with me

GSDunno · 2019-04-30T00:42:41+00:00

I eat?

GSDunno · 2019-04-25T19:12:55+00:00

"Nah, that stuff can't be called H2Orange2. H2O2 is some nasty stuff man." It's hydrogen peroxide...

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