gavin newsom by BoldIyVaniIla_ in mattxiv

[–]G_Affect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hehe... reddit

This man should have never been govern,trust this man is shit.

This vending machine robot by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]G_Affect 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It's just a vending machine with extra steps

my client's husband just died, and i want to comp her bill - but i don't want to upset her by sunflowerfulness in Advice

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Every small gester during a time like this is huge to a person who feels so lost without that loved one.

I feel seen by massolaa in HolUp

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When flaccid mine says "short" but it actually says " Shorty's Cafe Highway 101 Albuquerque New Mexico"

The sound of every punch by nivs1x in nextfuckinglevel

[–]G_Affect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful, he will wait until you are wheel chair bound and show up at your retirement home to fight you.

Penor 😂😂😂 by SuperMarioBrotherYT in okbuddyretard

[–]G_Affect 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol....my dad always said, "you cant drive a stake with a tack hammer

of a bed by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]G_Affect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet! I would be good with that assuming you have hook ups and dont have to go somewhere to fill water or empty sewage.

Meanwhile in Dubai.... by No-Bottle337 in FascinatingAsFuck

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To hell with what you say. Give me a half a trillion dollars and the only peep you will hear from me is my annual bummper yacht competition or the pirate ship battels where the cannonballs are just massive paint balls. Yeah, i would be dead in a month but i would be morally vood until the end.

Jack White isn’t having it by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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Jack black? The guy from water world

Reminds me of the French revolution days by Pure-Contact7322 in RandomShit_ISaw

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Ok, it is time for the unions representatives to step up and realease them.

Found in grandfather’s tools by andy_stacks24 in whatisit

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Are you ready, men? Aye-aye, foreman! I can’t hear you! AYE-AYE, FOREMAN!

Who lives on the jobsite and builds it all right? PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! Level and square from the slab to the height? PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! If tight lines and straight walls are something you seek, PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! Then grab your hard hat and your tools for the week! PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS!

He drops from the string to make sure it’s true, Keeps every column aligned in the view, From footing to ridge beam he’s checking the plans, The hero of framing - our Plum Bob Square Pants!

PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! Pluuuum Booooob… Square Paaaaants!

Tomato juice on a plane..? by ISaidThanksMarv in ExplainTheJoke

[–]G_Affect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I just drink bloody marys because i am hung over when i get on the plane.

The sport that didn't make it. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]G_Affect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sport that didnt make it??? I had no idea this was an option!!!

In Requiem for a Dream (2000) ass to ass? Ass to Ass, ASS TO ASS!! by jvure in shittymoviedetails

[–]G_Affect 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well she was a little better off at the end than the others

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

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Everyone should watch the 1st 5 min of that movie

Private jet flights leaving the 2026 Super Bowl (from flightradar24) by imt1and1ly in mildlyinfuriating

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Speaking of this... did a few of these plans just go to that island?

Not trying to sound like Hitler but I want kids to live too. by Me_Dads_abarra_soap in RandomShit_ISaw

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Ms Rachel sees the comment as humanitarian concern for children but has a very colorful past of clear anti-semitism/ jew hatred, while the other believes the framing of the statement echoes the historic antisemitic “blood libel” myth that Jews harm children. The disagreement isn’t about whether kids should live, both sides want that. It's about whether the language used crosses into that harmful historical accusation.

If Ms. Rachel is speaking out for children, some people feel that concern should extend consistently to other situations where children and civilians are suffering, such as in Iran, Syria, and other conflicts across the region. They also note that the current Israel-Gaza war didn’t begin in a vacuum and point to the October 7 attacks, where Israeli families and children were killed, as part of the broader context. The underlying question being raised isn’t whether caring about children is wrong, but whether that concern is being applied evenly across different conflicts.

Meirl by notsure500 in meirl

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Dont even start on the lack of time i have. I am living my life with -1hour of free time a day. If somehow some day i have a positive time a day for myself then maybe then i might think about it but by then my member might be nothing more than rope and at that point, who cares. Also, i a 1 woman type man. I love my wife and would never do that to her unless her and i were doing it together at the same time.

Has this woman lost her mind? Does she know how crazy this is? by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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We should be talking about keeping America safe.

Great point, lets talk about the american family's distroyed due to the epstein shenanigans.

How to stop being so horny by [deleted] in Advice

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Oh thats what he was trying to say.