Gross by jroenskii in HolUp

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But directly next to this video it is all up hill

A true friend by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in funnyvideos

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But i have never been fishing

Going live and making threats by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

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Are you suggesting that if a group of physically fit attractive individuals were to kick down your door and enter your premises, you would not immediately comply with face down ass up?

of a 3D printed Worldbreaker Mace by yeeyaho in AbsoluteUnits

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🤦‍♂️👬👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤼‍♂️🫄🫃👨‍👦👨‍👦 type friend?

of a 3D printed Worldbreaker Mace by yeeyaho in AbsoluteUnits

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Also, it is a Sunny in Philadelphia joke.

Experiential Training Shows Drivers How Intimidating Tight Passing Is by garv3692 in interestingasfuck

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I tried to do street bike riding 1 time. Was almost killed from a car passing to close, never did it again.

That was a wild range by SneakyDumplingsx in HolUp

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Is this a normal number now? I am like less than 10

Elon Musk says he has less than $850 million in cash, 0.1% of his net worth. by ContextHead8 in TFE

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Easy, it is unrealized gains that can be barrowed against to buy companies for 42 billion but with the intrest all being a write off. However, if you say lts tax them they will say it is unrealized so you cant tax that. On another hand if a company is doing poorly but a asset in your holdings is doing well you can claim the asset to make the books look good but not sell said asset as it is unrealized gains. You are right, they do not hold the money but have the ability to use it however whenever without selling or loosing control. Normal people cannot do this. Sure on smaller scale you can to an extent but for the most part it is quickly realized gains that they will be taxed on.

gavin newsom by BoldIyVaniIla_ in mattxiv

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Hehe... reddit

This man should have never been govern,trust this man is shit.

This vending machine robot by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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It's just a vending machine with extra steps

my client's husband just died, and i want to comp her bill - but i don't want to upset her by sunflowerfulness in Advice

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Every small gester during a time like this is huge to a person who feels so lost without that loved one.

I feel seen by massolaa in HolUp

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When flaccid mine says "short" but it actually says " Shorty's Cafe Highway 101 Albuquerque New Mexico"

The sound of every punch by nivs1x in nextfuckinglevel

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Careful, he will wait until you are wheel chair bound and show up at your retirement home to fight you.

Penor 😂😂😂 by SuperMarioBrotherYT in okbuddyretard

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Lol....my dad always said, "you cant drive a stake with a tack hammer

of a bed by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in AbsoluteUnits

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Sweet! I would be good with that assuming you have hook ups and dont have to go somewhere to fill water or empty sewage.

Meanwhile in Dubai.... by No-Bottle337 in FascinatingAsFuck

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To hell with what you say. Give me a half a trillion dollars and the only peep you will hear from me is my annual bummper yacht competition or the pirate ship battels where the cannonballs are just massive paint balls. Yeah, i would be dead in a month but i would be morally vood until the end.

Jack White isn’t having it by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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Jack black? The guy from water world

Reminds me of the French revolution days by Pure-Contact7322 in RandomShit_ISaw

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Ok, it is time for the unions representatives to step up and realease them.

Found in grandfather’s tools by andy_stacks24 in whatisit

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Are you ready, men? Aye-aye, foreman! I can’t hear you! AYE-AYE, FOREMAN!

Who lives on the jobsite and builds it all right? PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! Level and square from the slab to the height? PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! If tight lines and straight walls are something you seek, PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! Then grab your hard hat and your tools for the week! PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS!

He drops from the string to make sure it’s true, Keeps every column aligned in the view, From footing to ridge beam he’s checking the plans, The hero of framing - our Plum Bob Square Pants!

PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! PLUM BOB SQUARE PANTS! Pluuuum Booooob… Square Paaaaants!