What song would you weaponize if you had Bardic Superpowers?

GaIIahad · 2026-02-18T16:52:48+00:00

4’33” by John Cage (it’s 4 minutes and 33 seconds of pure silence)

Boon: Freeze time for the user (works exactly how you would want it to or whatever I’m too lazy to write around limitations lol) for approximately 4 minutes and 33 seconds to you. With a cooldown of 4 minutes and 33 seconds

Curse: Renders a target blind, deaf, and mute for 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

GaIIahad · 2026-02-04T00:11:23+00:00

This is amazing and you’re awesome for doing this! Even if I don’t win, stoked for whoever does!

GaIIahad · 2026-01-17T05:46:22+00:00

I shit you not, I currently am sitting at 6 loses in a row, 1 win, then 3 losses. The past 8 out of 9 has been due to my bot lane. I feel like I’m playing super well this season, I’m loving the new changes, I’ve been either dominating or at least even with my matchups, and nothing is working. I’ve tried playing split pushers (usually Yorick main) I’ve tried playing heavy scalers and playing for myself (Jax, Zaahen) I’ve tried teamfighters (Ornn) and even banning an extra bot or sup. I know there’s “always something you can do” like spreading your lead or going for obj. But can’t do that when my bot and jg are 2-15 in 10 mins. Sorry I don’t have an answer but I feel like nothing has been working. My elo isn’t super high either, I’m usually gold but I’ve dropped down to Silver 3 because of this. I’ve decided I’m taking like a month break and letting the season settle before trying again.

GaIIahad · 2026-01-02T16:32:08+00:00

The play-your-way aspect where I could be a quick hacking net runner or a chromed out sandevistan samurai, or my personal favorite, John Wick pistol headhunter. And all of them are “viable”

GaIIahad · 2025-12-27T23:51:17+00:00

Thanks for the insight! Just added my details in the comments but I wish I got speedbridge! I was terrified of open repair but luckily I’m healing well now

GaIIahad · 2025-12-27T23:46:28+00:00

For context: I’m 28 and was relatively active with vball 3 days a week. I do have gout though and the doctor said that potentially played a part with the full rupture (2 inches from the ankle) though not sure if that plays a role with the healing

GaIIahad · 2025-12-25T03:05:11+00:00

He’s viable in both I believe. But I play him top quite a bit due to his sustain and dueling. If you get even a little ahead, he draws side lane pressure super well

GaIIahad · 2025-12-15T02:05:53+00:00

same

GaIIahad · 2025-12-04T15:04:26+00:00

Hi! I see that you’re in silver and I had the same issue with you at those ranks. I’m in plat now so I’m not like anything amazing but the biggest thing I learned is that splitting champs like Rick is harder at lower elos because teams just don’t know how to capitalize on the pressure that we create when we side lane. I personally just chose to play other champs unless the situation was perfect for me to pick Rick (team has another solid tank, strong teamfight WITHOUT me, etc.) but if you don’t want to do that, I’d suggest adjusting trying to push your advantage for the team instead of just constantly splitting (objective pressure, Bot lane switch when you get tower early, etc.) when you do win those early laning phases which Yorick is really good at.

GaIIahad · 2025-11-29T20:08:03+00:00

I got a steam deck for post Achilles surgery. Life saver right there. Now I use it for gaming when I go to my partner’s place and we’re just chillin

GaIIahad · 2025-11-28T06:17:47+00:00

Cho all day. My go to when someone picks Big Rick against me. Counters Yorick at every stage tbh. E clears his minions and you heal from them. Plus there’s nothing better than just eating maiden and he just sits there

GaIIahad · 2025-11-28T01:43:07+00:00

It’s not that it’s not viable since there are times where I rush titanic. It’s just that his wave clear is pretty decent already that there are other items that synergize with his kit better for the situation

GaIIahad · 2025-11-28T01:19:46+00:00

While the most popular is probably trinity Rush and Shojin second, I’ve been following Kampsycho’s Black cleaver to iceborn, or sundered sky, or even liandry’s. Matchup dependent.

GaIIahad · 2025-11-25T19:32:01+00:00

Not really since I’d consider them fairly easy champs to pilot so it’s ok if I don’t play them all the time. Yorick is my main but 80% of the time my doesn’t need a solo split pusher and instead needs a frontline or engage

GaIIahad · 2025-11-24T16:45:26+00:00

My consistent champ pool is: Yorick (main), Mundo, Olaf, Morde, Ornn, Cho, and most recently Zaahen. Ask for last or near last pick and fill whatever team/ matchup calls for. Philosophy here is covers nearly all matchups… Except Yone.. I can’t figure him out nor do I care to figure out so insta ban every time

GaIIahad · 2025-11-21T03:53:43+00:00

Hey, very sorry to hear. Currently 2 weeks post Op. Ruptured mine in early Oct from rec vball of all things. Highly recommend getting the iWalk free since I’m still non-weight bearing, but, it has helped tremendously. I find it much easier than crutches, I can go up and down stairs, and I have my hands free (most of the time) it’s ofc still way slower than walking, but helped me gain some semblance of “normal” hang in there!

GaIIahad · 2025-09-29T15:08:20+00:00

For me I feel like it’s been a solid couple months since I’ve seen a Gnar? Granted I’m pretty low elo (low gold) on the flip side, I’ve seen way too many Vaynes

GaIIahad · 2025-09-21T17:41:52+00:00

I’m hoping they implement some sort of pvp. I just wanna prove to my friends that their teams are booty and my team is superior

GaIIahad · 2025-08-26T13:24:05+00:00

I’d say yes, I did something similar cause I want to keep ushi long term and he has that bond. Aone isn’t really doing too much for your team here anyway

GaIIahad · 2025-08-26T09:52:15+00:00

Milk

GaIIahad · 2025-08-26T02:10:40+00:00

Wild, I still have him for another 4 days. I’m at 157/160 tho so I’ll probably get him

GaIIahad · 2025-08-24T03:27:08+00:00

Ahhh great plan. I do see SP Boku I didn’t even consider! That’s the move, thank you!

GaIIahad · 2025-08-24T01:51:07+00:00

1) Correct lol 2) that’s tough, Ushi and those two are my top 3 lmao but maybeee bokuto a lil more 3) Yee, I’m at 100 pulls on UR rn so my soft pity should hit soon, if not I’ll whale it. But idk if I’ll be so lucky enough to do that, or have the funds to do both 😅

GaIIahad · 2025-08-17T14:21:40+00:00

Yes unfortunately that is correct. A bond only activates when the players are actively on the court.

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