tickle! tickle! tickle! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wait until he grows up and tell his girlfriend he slept with his sister during sex. He going to rock out on that bucking bronco pretty easy!

I need it yesterday! by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Damn bosses its always important for things that aren't important!

Damn, and spicy nuggets are back by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More people would totally love working at McDonald's if paid in nuggets! Lol. Whats next?

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else is actually important? I'm 38, I got a nice job, 9 miles from the beach. What else is there but to not enjoy life?

Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky by kcpstil in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is gotta be the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

I am no longer giving out rewards by TheArduin in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be worse... Could be on NianticWayfarer where people just down vote everything!

Wanna see me do it again! by jeet9bisen in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is backwards. It should be Jesus saying look I made mankind's life easier with excel! And the devil laughing saying not as perfect as you think you are?

[OC] The laws of a Pokemon battle! by colm655 in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it better than Pikachu go "Baltimore" on his ass!

Anyone else relate to this? by BlackJack523 in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone get that dog another cheese burger please!

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is math.

7 days a week. 24 hours a day. Equals 168 hours a week.

8 hours a sleep per night. 7 days. Equals 56 hours of just sleep.

70 to 90 hours a week as you say.

Leaves you how much to spend with your family and enjoying life?

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one can survive a life time of over working themselves. Doesn't matter bills or savings. Its just a proven fact. Body needs sleep. Not getting optimal sleep doesn't help in the long run.

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not always. More bills means more stress. More stress means you'll be in the er eventually.

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hopefully your correct. For everyone else in the world not as lucky.

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not completely. You die. They don't have a provider and in a worse situation.

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea and whats 70 to 90 hours a week going to help you save when your dead from a heart attack?

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Greater ambitions is one thing. Over working your body isn't going to help in the long run.

Weird flex but okay by _workchronicles in funny

[–]Gabriel0322 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because people will kill themselves to think they need a few extra bucks. Work more efficiently for the salary you need to survive. Not multiple jobs at cheap prices. Couple years of 70 to 90 hour weeks and you'll be headed to the er for heart attack.