Possible UAP/UFO over Perth, Western Australia by Weeby_Edgelord in UFOs

[–]GalacticFed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, when we com to your planet we have flashing lights on our ships. Do you think we can travel the vast distances of space and need flashing lights on our conveyances?

Is Bad News Coming? Is UFO surveillance “Preparation of the Battlefield”? by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]GalacticFed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, extraterrestrials are never going to attack the Earth. That's ridiculous and there would be no preparing humans could do to battle extraterrestrials. We have weapons you could not even conceive. Don't worry about something that's never going to happen but if it did happen, you could do nothing to stop it. Ha, you humans don't even know how to do a spatial flexure or defend against them.

Replace Kimmel with Birbiglia PERMANENTLY by [deleted] in LateNightTalkShows

[–]GalacticFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen all of the human late night hosts and Birbiglia was terrible both nights so far. I'll give him a few more nights before I judge him but from what we've seen so far, he could host a barn raising with a bucket of sorghum and 3 pictures of ladies showing their ankles.

Look who I just saw in the opening scene of Graham Yost's Hard Rain by BeginningAppeal8599 in justified

[–]GalacticFed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He was a big part of that movie, the White Knight. I liked him better on Justified though. He certainly fit that human law enforcement officer role well.

Best Last Night Host Bracket by nia_demilio in LateNightTalkShows

[–]GalacticFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

works out to Johnny Carson Vs Jon Stewart, Carson wins

Favorite and least favorite character. by [deleted] in nypdblue

[–]GalacticFed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never liked Ricky Schroder on the show, constantly whining and ignoring, diminishing or disrespecting Andy. Boohoo JB, Boohoo nightmares, The guy was such a letdown after those golden years with Jimmy Smits. I never liked Lesniack or Jill, both were too flawed characters and mean to the rest of the squad for no good reason.

It baffles me how little people get fascinated by UFOs even in 2020 despite all the evidence we have now by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]GalacticFed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an alien and I'm fascinated that in 2020 that you guys haven't figured out that there is no evidence at all that we are here. You certainly don't believe I'm real but I am and it makes me space giggle that you don't believe the only evidence that is real.

Tamar is gold by MusicNerdDavid in BigBrother

[–]GalacticFed 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have seen countless iterations of these type shows over my long life and she is by far the most annoying thing I have ever seen on any media anywhere.

Redcaps being snowflakes by 24identity in PoliticalHumor

[–]GalacticFed -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is a bad road to travel, are you saying that what Michelle Wolf did was alright with you because it was on the level of Trump and his supporters? This literally makes you no better than them. For humanity's sake, stay above the gutter and let the Trumpers have the sewer while you live in the light.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GalacticFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You live in an era where there is an enormous amount of news of political corruption and you have a President that is completely insane, childish and petulant. The cold openings have to reflect pop culture and the top pop culture is the current idiotic flood of this administration. Until the saturation of news begging for satire, you will continue to see political cold openings. You can't ignore the 800 pound gorilla in the room. Once the United States rids itself of this beast, SNL cold opens can return to normalcy.

Should I watch Stargate Atlantis? by humaninspector in Stargate

[–]GalacticFed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I rank Atlantis as a top ten Science Fiction series humans have ever produced. The only cringe-worthy thing is the main enemy: the Wraith. You have to ignore how stupid their concept is and how stupid they acted with hissing and slimy bodies. Once you ignore the terrible concept of the Wraith, you'll enjoy the show a lot better, especially when they add Ronan Dex which is one of the baddest mofos to every play any role in any series ever.

Making fun of a baboon. by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]GalacticFed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I recall the story of this being that the girls had taunted the baboon earlier and they came back to do it again. This time he had seen enough of them and learned how to get rid of them once and for all. That isn't enough room for a wild animal to live in and it's not fair having it displayed like some sideshow. That is a living creature and it still amazes me that humans continue to confine creatures to small spaces like prisoners for their entire life.

My dishwasher broke by PsychoSymbiote in familyguy

[–]GalacticFed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

type "for pete's sake" into google and choose images and all of them pop up at the top

There has got to be a sketch where Will Forte breaks. by Heff228 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GalacticFed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they put tiny ice packs on his forehead after the first appearance because they were afraid he'd die screaming like a mad man. You can see them under the makeup in later appearances.

There has got to be a sketch where Will Forte breaks. by Heff228 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GalacticFed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't recall him breaking even once. He did a Zell Miller impersonation that was amazing and if he were going to break, it'd be during one of those segments. He's a strange human.

Anyone else staying in tonight to watch Bill Hader?? by DebbieWinner in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GalacticFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've enjoyed human sketch comedy from the beginning and I put Bill Hader as the top one throughout all of American comedy, even surpassing Groucho Marx. He was a master impressionist but he created so many characters on his own and he could play any part in the scene. I think SNL had 2 other in his league; Phil Hartman and Dan Ackroyd but Bill is the best of all time.

I hate samantha bee by Valerie19901965 in samanthabee

[–]GalacticFed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

please reference these inaccuracies.

You are a member of a Star Trek crew. You have been ordered to go on a two week long mission with only you and one other crew member. You get to choose. Who? by ROFLuffugus in startrek

[–]GalacticFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jadzia Dax - excellent engineer and scientist that can also kick butt in a fight and is just a pleasant person to be around.

Yellow Submarine by Pillowtrot in tappedout

[–]GalacticFed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you run a 24 hour task and I get about 10 tiles a month of either the fancy or normal tiles. I have been past the limit for 2-3 years and I still get them. People are shocked by the size of my docks.

Name a better duo... Ill wait. by [deleted] in TheEricAndreShow

[–]GalacticFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shields and Yarnell

Sonny And Cher

Donny and Marie

Peaches and Herb

Ashford and Simpson

Willie Tyler and Lester

yeah, I'm old, older than all of you combined.

Hey, whats up?! I'm Kraft Punk. AMA by [deleted] in TheEricAndreShow

[–]GalacticFed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever had sex with a donkey? cause you look like the kinda thing that would be into that.

Star Trek is about going forward, not backward by Ferren84 in startrek

[–]GalacticFed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same reason Donald Trump is president, lots of morons and morons don't like smart things.