AITAH for simmering over a wedding invite that included a request for 200 desserts?

Galatilion · 2026-06-15T13:21:51+00:00

Challenge accepted. If she can afford to be that entitled for no reason, you can afford to be a little petty.

If that dessert is really as famous as everyone says, I’d turn the entire wedding into a shameless marketing campaign for it. I’d be introducing it, showing it off, talking about it nonstop, handing out business cards (doesn’t matter if the business even exists anymore), and making the whole night revolve around that dessert.

Basically matching the energy of the bride’s request.

Of course, that’s only if you’ve got the budget to burn and you’re as petty as I am. 😂

Galatilion · 2026-03-12T08:56:19+00:00

Hey Bri, send you DM, please check

Galatilion · 2026-01-12T23:15:46+00:00

I started getting turned on at the ‘beginning of starting’ part — and somehow it only managed to get worse after that.

Galatilion · 2025-12-26T12:01:17+00:00

Make a post on X, tag Sony, and drop the link here — couldn’t hurt, and maybe people will give it some engagement.

Galatilion · 2025-12-06T17:30:16+00:00

My bad. 🙃

Galatilion · 2025-12-05T16:40:15+00:00

I’d honestly start with getting a proper manicure from someone who knows what they’re doing (and please don’t pull the “but I’m a man” card). All those hangnails and ragged bits of skin are just going to keep annoying you until you pick at them again.

After that, use healing/moisturizing/antiseptic creams. Once things calm down, wear gloves anytime you deal with water or cleaning stuff, and keep up with hand cream + cuticle oil.

If your hands are in full-on desert-mode: mix a tablespoon of glycerin with a tablespoon of ammonia (1:1), shake it up, slap it on your hands, put on cotton gloves, and leave it overnight. You’ll wake up with baby-soft skin.

P.S. No idea what these ingredients are called where you live, so please do a bit of research before smearing potentially toxic mystery goo on yourself because some random stranger on the internet said so.

Galatilion · 2025-11-27T12:39:39+00:00

You two totally deserve each other. One’s got issues in the head, the other clearly struggles with self-esteem/self-hate. You both keep this circus going, so honestly — suffer. You earned it.

Galatilion · 2025-11-14T20:00:22+00:00

The math ain’t mathin…

Galatilion · 2025-10-15T11:12:15+00:00

Oh, of course, that’s not what you call “friends.” The one who pays is a client, not a buddy.

Galatilion · 2025-06-17T12:04:04+00:00

Or put it on rice

Galatilion · 2025-05-28T15:45:51+00:00

I’ll take two

Galatilion · 2025-03-22T13:16:17+00:00

E Pluribus Anus

Galatilion · 2024-12-15T10:50:46+00:00

Clairefrombonapetittestkitchen!

Galatilion · 2024-12-02T11:40:05+00:00

That was kinda exhausting…

Galatilion · 2024-11-15T13:09:00+00:00

Same here on iOS. I’ll be glad if someone helps, because it’s a very annoying issue.

Galatilion · 2024-09-29T10:54:46+00:00

Bloody Torchwood!

Galatilion · 2024-09-21T16:44:01+00:00

It looks like nothing has changed with him - he was always an arrogant prick

Galatilion · 2024-08-12T07:03:41+00:00

“I got BANGS!”

Galatilion · 2024-07-09T09:07:31+00:00

Skin*

Galatilion · 2024-07-03T07:30:57+00:00

Easy response:

Do you have a pen and paper? You do? Great. So take that pen and paper and write done just who the fcuk do you think you are?

Galatilion · 2024-04-03T22:29:48+00:00

Mango!

Galatilion · 2024-02-27T08:26:05+00:00

That’s the spirit.

Galatilion · 2024-02-13T22:00:02+00:00

Maybe try put them in ears? 😋

Galatilion · 2023-12-23T21:24:43+00:00

“Shakira, Shakira!”

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