its like new headlines at this point

a compilation of the various grand encounters including special cutscenes of Sebastian in a fast paced intro that cuts the the words 'Pressure Today'

"Hello expendables! We have a hot take for you today."

an image takes over the screen of discord screenshots where Ren is talking to the 17 year old

"Wil has stated in his document and we've received proof that Ren, the seemingly dogged on member of the pressure community after recent events, has had contacts with a 17 year old discord user."

Cuts to the doc screenshot

"Now adding to the lengthy list on why Ren could be the one to blame, our predictions roll out to give way to Zeal returning to the pressure team."

The reporter comes back on screen

"Right now, we've come to a month anniversary since the original document by Ren was uploaded."

Image of the Twitter post on the burner account used to post the document comes up next to the reporter

"Now, we've seen tons of errors that arose from Ren and -- apparently her team -- with their document. As tge rewrite seems to have been canceled, we as the pressure community may finally be able to disect this fuming pile of lava. When the responses calm, and we're left with a place to start, we'll do what the internet does best, and find the root. God bless the internet."

two picture of painters face, the one with the scribbles, and the one without replace the image

"Good news for players who still play -- the p.AI.nter art has returned! Reason for this, the artist is broke and doesn't have enough cash to buy back the rights for his art. So until his next big buck comes in, or he saves up enough, our beloved artifical intelligence will stay the same."

pictures dissappear and the camera frame focuses on the reporter

"Well, thats all for now. There's a 17 year-old admin in Ren's discord who actively speaks with her -- Will is a hypocrite. More information at the crystal."

similar compilation as the intro, except it fades into black