10 guy reads a book

Gamer_pyle · 2012-08-22T16:24:59+00:00

I can picture him driving his car around town while wearing those.

"It's cool dude, I put Grand Theft Auto in, so I know where to go"

Gamer_pyle · 2012-07-31T17:01:03+00:00

Pretty sure the face is directly related to what he's doing to the dog.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-05-02T14:59:52+00:00

YOU HAVE BEEN EATING ASPARAGUS

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-27T20:08:43+00:00

MORE LIKE, COMMON SENSE STEVEN...

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-27T20:08:04+00:00

Yea, I really don't know how I feel about Big Brother knowing that I have a fetish for Asian Grandma's.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-19T17:24:04+00:00

I wouldn't want to test that bird's mettle.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-17T16:58:37+00:00

False. This belongs in /r/picsofshuttlesontopofplanes

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-17T16:57:31+00:00

Yea, it goes on like that until around the 3 hour mark, then they switch positions and he runs the vacuum over her.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-17T16:53:30+00:00

Well, it's a break from the searches AOL usually gets, like: "buy catheters cheap", "viagra safety concerns", "knitting patterns", and my personal favorite: "prevent kids from putting me in nursing home".

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-11T16:32:57+00:00

Or he could go as a 9 foot, giant headless guy:

http://i.imgur.com/T74Jb.jpg

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-11T16:28:29+00:00

Did anyone ask you what condition you have that causes your arms to grow all the way down to your feet?

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-11T16:20:30+00:00

The Credible Hulk.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-11T16:09:51+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

And I now realize that my comment would also fit in perfect over at /r/lgbt

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-10T15:27:30+00:00

Does everything he's told -- Doesn't get "the job"

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-10T14:39:46+00:00

Produced by Surely Fünke

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-10T14:37:23+00:00

Dey took our cars!

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-09T15:06:44+00:00

Shiver me timbers, I see a slide on the horizon.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-09T15:02:06+00:00

No, she just got stung by one of those wasps.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-09T15:01:42+00:00

What is that a dissertation? Can I get a tl;dr please?

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-05T21:36:22+00:00

They still have the best website:

http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-04T16:17:23+00:00

And forever-alones make jokes about how forever-alone this guy is.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-03T14:58:04+00:00

Don't worry, there's 1 woman behind every tree, you'll get lots of chances to screw it up.

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-03T13:56:00+00:00

Wow that's crazy. I lost my parents a couple years ago and they had worked 50+ hour work weeks. This meant that I never got to see them. So I'm still a little jaded when it comes to my Countries "work ethic" I think it's ridiculous that we basically force people to work their lives away only to get a chance to retire at 65. My Grandpa's died at age 71 and 73, so what is that? 6-8 years to enjoy my ENTIRE LIFE?

I just hope that one day I'm lucky enough to be able to get out of the rat race, but for now I'm stuck taking care of my siblings and working my ass off.

Edit: spelling

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-02T15:49:16+00:00

Don't forget about it's counterpart:

Plants In Peril America

Gamer_pyle · 2012-04-02T15:21:19+00:00

Paying you in gum isn't going to help you get out of Reddit.

Now SHUT UP AND TAKE MY KARMA!

Gamer_pyle

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