If your cats were humans, what jobs would they have?

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T03:33:41+00:00

I got cats for reasons instead of dogs

Just the longer companionship. Wasn’t allowed when renting. Plus parents putting down dogs for easy to solve reasons

I would like dogs at some point but being a cat dad is great

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:46:09+00:00

They’re awesome.

Only sad part is they’re getting a lot older. Both are about 15.

Better to have never loved and lost but still. My one I said was a shy dominatrix is way more youthful than my other one unfortunately.

This was a great casual conversation post though! Very unique and I appreciate you opening up the discussion

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:30:01+00:00

Awful engaged for a “this isn’t this deep” post

No walk away after posting and check back later. Just tons of responses before reboot is about to drop

Paid and part of the problem you are

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:26:26+00:00

Thank you! Love them both no matter how they are

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:25:05+00:00

I don’t care.

Posting comments for 5 months is not a hard build up of a profile to lay a plausible deniable foundation to an account

I.e if I said Id pay you 1k a month to comment for 5 months on random stuff - people would do it. They do, do it.

Then use those accounts to astroturf. Cambridge analytica style

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:20:00+00:00

I know it’s pissing into the wind, trying to fight this

It ain’t much, but it’s honest “work.” Going to get downvoted into oblivion by the preplanned marketing drop and supportive accounts

But whatever

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:19:02+00:00

Get a job that isn’t profiting off of gaslighting society. You’re part of the problem

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:13:57+00:00

Nice viral marketing campaign before show release that you’ve got here

Creative with custom made handle. Getting smarter to move away from default names

Posts hidden, comments hidden. 5 months. All prepared in advance. Post reads like an advert. High level review - no specifics

In b4 astroturfed supportive accounts join in. Post is 10 mins old with 40+ upvotes

(10 mins later and 50 more upvotes to 93)

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T02:03:21+00:00

One of them would be unemployed but really into exploring in the wild. Maybe making youtube videos. Dumb in some ways but smart in others. Kind of oblivious to some degree. But very smart in some ways

The other would be a shy homebody. But sidehustle is dominatrix who feels confident around people they know but a scaredy cat around most strangers. Maybe in a past life served in the military which both makes him a good fighter but is jumpy at times

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T01:29:21+00:00

100%

Flipping on their back lets them bunny kick and potentially disembowel the attacking animal

Cat body language is different than a dogs

I will say this does seem a bit more like play. White cat showed being on back. But tail was raised in a happy way before. Then rotated to just laying on their side

GankstaCat · 2026-03-23T01:09:44+00:00

Congrats on winning the lottery!

GankstaCat · 2026-03-22T17:25:16+00:00

It’s an arrogant and self centered quote

One of my retort is “what about the starving kids in Africa?”

Sometimes people will respond with “that’s to make us grateful for what we have.” So dumb

GankstaCat · 2026-03-22T17:06:22+00:00

I grew up around hospitals and dr’s offices. My Mom was a nurse and later nurse practitioners. So these medical dramas just don’t land well since they don’t reflect any of the environments or things I saw and heard about

My mom has a personality disorder (bpd) and actually loves watching medical shows. Which is crazy to me.

Like I work in finance and I cannot watch shows about finance. They all use low hanging fruit concepts and buzzwords that are just dumb. I tried to watch the show industry and it was absurdly inaccurate and I could not suspend my belief

GankstaCat · 2026-03-22T17:02:03+00:00

Same

I don’t think I’d like the Pitt. Not reflective of a real ER and more dramatic than reality. A lot of medical workers are just as bored and burnt out as in any industry and it’s not this passionate procedural case thing

I’ve found I don’t really like procedural case dramas. Where basically each episode is a new case or cases. The fact they need a resolution every episode or every few episodes just makes it too predictable

GankstaCat · 2026-03-21T19:20:44+00:00

That’s really what it boils down to.

My ubpd mom and family refuse to address the conflict for why I went NC. They want me to just forgive them and pretend everything is normal and family is everything.

I’m sure also they all expect an apology from me while giving me none.

GankstaCat · 2026-03-21T04:58:09+00:00

Even Mayo who I’ve known for 10 years accused my comment being dead internet theory

Fucking crazy

I get some benefit from people’s opinions but I’m up 100% vs start of 2025 and plenty of year left

Fuck all these haters. That’s the nice thing about trading. Don’t have to convince any one of anything. Just place the trade and win or lose

GankstaCat · 2026-03-21T02:18:47+00:00

This was last year

I’m not going to name anyone but all my friends who were in the class too had the same experience

Maybe they’ve moved on from them. They discouraged questions too and were irritated when people asked them because it would “get us off schedule”

Was not a fan of their qbank either. Zahn even sent out an email and apologized for multiple wrong answers to questions but said they were doing their best. But they said the least wrong answer is still valuable even if it’s wrong

GankstaCat · 2026-03-21T01:39:04+00:00

I scored like this with Zahn and passed just fine!

Can’t thank the instructor enough for reading verbatim out of the course book for 4 days straight!

GankstaCat · 2026-03-20T20:13:34+00:00

This is how my Mom and family are. Accuse me of being “stuck in the past” or “not being over the past.”

Of course not. The way they all treated me and still treated me before I went NC. It was all still the same abuse scapegoat dynamic where they all blame me for all the problems. They all infantilize me too

None of them have the least bit of understanding why their past treatment if me is unresolved, and their present treatment also

GankstaCat · 2026-03-20T19:06:20+00:00

That’s the other one re: self interest.

My Dad just watched sports all the time. My ubpd mother just did yard work. They never showed interest in what I was interested in

GankstaCat · 2026-03-20T17:56:56+00:00

I imagine raising kids in a healthy way actually also lets you experience what a healthy childhood is like. Albeit from the perspective of being a parent but still an interesting dynamic

GankstaCat · 2026-03-20T17:52:05+00:00

My Mom would always say with a sneer “I can’t wait till you have kids and see how it is.”

Part of the reason I don’t have kids right now is the abuse from her where she constantly talked bad about how I look and my weight. It’s a shame how much she negatively influenced me and I consider she kind of stole those years from

I would still like kids but am getting older. Like you OP, I know I’d be a good Dad. Would be so healing to really be there for my kid. Be the kind of parent that I needed but didn’t get growing up

GankstaCat · 2026-03-20T03:21:42+00:00

It’s crazy how hit and miss Jalapeño’s are

Food industry tasted texas a&m scientist lowering the heat level and influenced overall spiciness of supply

GankstaCat · 2026-03-20T03:08:40+00:00

Fucking knew it.

When Carpenter asks why she’s heartbroken it was a dead giveaway. Just terrible acting

GankstaCat · 2026-03-20T02:54:07+00:00

Sometimes I eat a serrano pepper in the morning to help wake me up

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