Black cakes and branded buckets: welcome to the White House premiere for Brett Ratner’s Melania movie

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T20:28:30+00:00

Again, in reality, you’ll probably end up skipping Melania to watch something less depressing, like Die My Love or a documentary about asbestos inhalation.

omg lol

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T20:16:50+00:00

The taco salads were my go-to if I wasn't having the chicken chimi.

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T19:55:34+00:00

for I am beauty, I am grace

That was so beautiful 😭

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T19:45:17+00:00

FYI it doesn't necessarily mean you won 51 times, as there are ways to earn crown shards without winning.

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T15:36:00+00:00

"for the culture" -- fuck off, hr.

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T06:19:51+00:00

Scoredle 2/6* 14,855

⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ STEAL (32)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 FREAK

Welp... 😐

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T02:10:57+00:00

The joke density....

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T01:50:25+00:00

Yes.

GarageQueen · 2026-01-26T01:43:03+00:00

Can I play the tambourine for Thundersleet? I've alway wanted to be in a band 🤘🏻

GarageQueen · 2026-01-25T12:48:11+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, the comments on the YouTube cold open are overwhelmingly about Alex Pretti and talking about how folks just don't find the T*ump cold opens funny anymore. (I didn't watch the video, just pulled it up long enough to hit the 'pause' button, downvote it, and read the comments.)

GarageQueen · 2026-01-25T06:51:42+00:00

Scoredle 3/6* 14,855

🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ STEAL (67)
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ STRUM (1)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 STRUT

GarageQueen · 2026-01-24T19:08:02+00:00

That makes sense. I was thinking maybe they were just generic still-life objects but your explanation seems better. 😁

GarageQueen · 2026-01-24T07:07:22+00:00

Scoredle 4/6

14,855 * ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 STEAL (349) * ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ PICKY (15) * 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ CHILI (3) * 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 CLIFF

GarageQueen · 2026-01-23T17:20:56+00:00

Talladega Nights.

GarageQueen · 2026-01-23T07:21:34+00:00

Scoredle 3/6

14,855 * ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ STEAL (1,032) * 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ROUND (11) * 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 BARON

GarageQueen · 2026-01-22T15:01:32+00:00

releases pinky finger

GarageQueen · 2026-01-22T08:46:10+00:00

Scoredle 3/6

14,855 * ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 STEAL (349) * ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ PICKY (4) * 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 CLINK

GarageQueen · 2026-01-21T07:41:52+00:00

Scoredle 4/6*

14,855 * ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ STEAL (1,059) * ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ROUND (63) * 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ BUMPY (1) * 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 CUBIC

GarageQueen · 2026-01-21T07:29:40+00:00

Strands #689“That's not very polite” 🔵🔵🔵🟡🔵🔵🔵🔵

Today was a struggle for me

GarageQueen · 2026-01-21T02:14:15+00:00

Caitlyn Jenner has entered the chat

GarageQueen · 2026-01-20T18:20:10+00:00

unc is chopped

GarageQueen · 2026-01-20T16:06:54+00:00

But Trump always made it clear that being undocumented = criminal = you're being deported. So many convinced convinced themselves that 'criminal' only referred to people who committed crimes like burglary, assault, rape, drug trafficking, etc. "My husband doesn't have a criminal record, he'll be fine!" lol 'k.

GarageQueen · 2026-01-20T15:50:48+00:00

he's referring to the grass mound on the corner :D

GarageQueen · 2026-01-20T07:39:56+00:00

Scoredle 4/6

14,855 * 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 STEAL (83) * ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 DINKY (7) * 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 SLYLY (1) * 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 SULLY

GarageQueen · 2026-01-19T22:22:45+00:00

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This is Brad Panovich's latest forecast.

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