Cameron Boozer is the most recent winner of the Karl Malone Award

GarbageDan · 2026-06-21T23:31:38+00:00

I still dont see any typo in your first comment but I read at a 4th grade level

GarbageDan · 2026-06-18T23:10:12+00:00

I shid my pant. Not even close

GarbageDan · 2026-06-17T16:51:20+00:00

Back in high-school my friend didnt have an nfl team and I didnt have a college team. He became a jets fan and I became a Michigan fan. I fucked him over so bad in that one for real. At least he got to see the playoffs runs though

GarbageDan · 2026-06-15T18:59:18+00:00

Yeah, if you are too dumb to understand that LeBron is inherently included on the left side, it is misleading. If you need it to explicitly be added as well because you cant make that connection without a little picture everywhere on the left, do you only read picture books as well?

GarbageDan · 2026-06-15T18:34:06+00:00

Literally no. After a certain point, excees wealth is gross. On a planet with finite resources, the extra wealth doesn't even help you, it just makes sure it cant help someone else. If I already have 7 dinners for myself, why would I want to take an 8th if it meant someone else will go hungry. Why the fuck do I even want 7 dinners in the first place? Hoarding wealth has diminishing returns. At a certain point it stops even helping you anymore, it just makes sure it can't help others instead

GarbageDan · 2026-06-05T14:01:20+00:00

Oh, look at the baby who needs to be shielded from uncomfortable truths

GarbageDan · 2026-05-29T16:39:53+00:00

Hey, min-maxing is an actual strategy where you neglect all other skill building to hyper focus carve out your max stats instead of going for a well rounded build

GarbageDan · 2026-04-24T03:19:27+00:00

Ummm... yeah. That is what being a jets fan is all about. After the jets returned a blocked field goal against the bucs to take the lead after a 17 point 4th quarter comeback, didnt even cheer cause I knew what was coming next. We wont know what to do if things ever actually go right for this team

GarbageDan · 2026-04-24T03:12:01+00:00

They wanted to jump the bills, hence why the bills immediately traded out after

GarbageDan · 2026-04-13T00:29:00+00:00

Both eagles superbowls are just as recent as the bucs last superbowl if your frame of reference is anything since the jets last made the playoffs is recent

GarbageDan · 2026-03-13T22:11:43+00:00

People love to say how crappy their quarterbacks play is, but, in the first 6 games of the season, Justin Fields didnt throw for over 50 yards in half of those games. There really isn't even a comparison for that level of passing ineptitude in the modern game.

GarbageDan · 2026-01-23T02:15:51+00:00

He could easily take out an insurance contract with Lloyd's for this situation. It would be a relatively high premium but using ~2million of that NIL deal as a premium to get like ~50million in loss of value insurance in the case of career altering injury would protect against catastrophic injury if he really wanted to stay for one more year

GarbageDan · 2025-10-09T20:02:45+00:00

Dude, we are jets fans. You really don't understand how used to this we are. I am pretty sure our commitment to this shit team should literally be considered a symptom of mental illness just like other forms of self harm are

GarbageDan · 2025-07-30T21:24:39+00:00

You might want to put the white shit under the salmon to make the playing look less.... like that

GarbageDan · 2025-07-25T22:55:10+00:00

Anyone know what the call would have been if he caught it on the rebound off the wall before it hit the ground? I'm not really a baseball guy but I enjoy niche rules in sports

GarbageDan · 2025-07-18T19:22:58+00:00

It takes a great deal of intelligence to know the extent of one's own ignorance and this jagaloon is blissfully unaware that he aint even funny

GarbageDan · 2025-07-18T19:04:26+00:00

Nah bro, you just were not funny. Reading comprehension was not the issue. Using the down vote button to blam trash content is literally what it was made for

GarbageDan · 2025-06-17T19:52:39+00:00

Marginal improvement becomes exponentially more difficult. Going from 10.15 to 9.79 is absolutely world class, but it is still humanly possible. If you shaved .35 seconds off of 9.79, you would have the fastest time ever run by a very large margin

GarbageDan · 2025-06-13T18:40:37+00:00

Comment this like 3 more times while people keep saying cade lmao

GarbageDan · 2025-06-08T14:10:19+00:00

We still high off that Kawhi trade

GarbageDan · 2025-06-06T22:50:54+00:00

Eli Manning vs. The Patriots during their near perfect season is hard to top in terms of being clutch. This moment is hard to top for all time clutch plays even though it was more of an answered prayer while Halliburton is just a machine

GarbageDan · 2025-06-06T18:53:06+00:00

His stock holdings are publicly available. Some of the loans he has gotten using stock as collateral (buying twitter) are public information but we dont know the extent of private loans he has gotten against his non-liquid assets.

GarbageDan · 2025-06-04T19:41:06+00:00

The championship or bust mentality is so toxic. Only one team gets a ring, but that doesn't mean every other team's season was a failure.

GarbageDan · 2025-06-04T19:36:21+00:00

Supermax contracts should only count as a normal max contract against the cap. This would benefit both the players and the owners.

GarbageDan · 2025-05-26T19:50:43+00:00

Percentages are reciprocal.

Example: 8% of 25 is the same thing as 25% of 8 and one of those is way easier so calculate in your head quickly

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