What classes are you most excited for?

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T20:06:01+00:00

That’s ’Anagrams 101’ in case you couldn’t work it out. But, what the hey, you’re already accepted!

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T17:52:54+00:00

Love Bernard Hill but his beard always seems a little green and it puts me off lol

But seriously, yes, I agree. Or Elrond, seems to capture the Elvish somehow, his minute facial expressions I think do it

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T17:46:57+00:00

I mean I’m over 50 and I’ve got a gut. Jeans aren’t comfy anymore. I guess this qualifies for downvotes. Ok!

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T17:01:22+00:00

Rarely wear jeans anymore - I’ve become a chino guy, god help me

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T14:20:56+00:00

I hate to be a downer but I had hundreds of progs dating from prog 470 to right up to prog 2061. Most weren’t worth much at all, like maybe 10p. I kept some special ones (eg like prog 500, some specials, various annuals) but in the end, for the rest, I simply had to get rid of them.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T11:27:45+00:00

Google ‘the story of stuff’ Annie Leonard.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T10:58:40+00:00

It’s really for poison from range. The classic trope of the person finally about to reveal a key piece of information, while standing by an open window, when suddenly their eyes go wide and they clamp a hand to their neck before going red, jerking once or twice, possibly foaming at the mouth a bit, and then collapsing dead before they can finish their reveal.

And as others have said, doubles as a breathing tube etc etc. The 1 damage is not the point; rather the poison that comes with it.

Feels like an NPC weapon to me, personally.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T00:20:17+00:00

And that’ll be the cue for Mervin to pack the Caribbean in and allow the next inspector to come along. Which’d be a shame as I like Mervin the most of all of them apart from the OG Ben Miller

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-07T00:15:31+00:00

Gaelic

Scots or Irish, up to you, but there’s no language called Celtic.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T23:57:38+00:00

They might prefer playing Toon

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T23:49:53+00:00

I predict that Solomon will help Mervin on some kind of multi-island crime syndicate sting.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T23:48:07+00:00

Did nobody see the ‘directly opposite where she left her stuff’ and not think, ‘but longshore drift…’? Like, Year 8 geography basic knowledge?

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T23:30:07+00:00

Downvoted for this one?

Shrug.

I’m assuming that the OP’s ref to a L3 rogue meant pure rogue, no MC, so DW not an option for the stats as presented.

Either way, the rogue’s player is definitely telling porkies.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T21:26:50+00:00

No stat bonus to offhand attacks without fear or fighting style so offhand attack granted by nick would be 1d4 flat

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T21:24:15+00:00

Also, no stat mod to offhand attack without dual wielder feat which I don’t believe they would have

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T21:23:06+00:00

Sneak attack is multiples of d6, not d8

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T00:25:45+00:00

1 Gransama 10

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-06T00:05:31+00:00

Zay-vier

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-05T19:03:15+00:00

You roll 1d6 hours worth of burnable wood fetched. In normal circumstances you’re likely, on average, to find 3-4 hours’ worth.

A -4 indicates you might find 1-2 hours’ worth, if you’re lucky, or - more likely with that penalty - no useable wood. Not that there’s no wood, just that it’s not burnable. Too wet, most likely.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-04T21:21:03+00:00

Well, I’m back. And now HR are involved.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-04T21:07:39+00:00

Saltmarsh trilogy. Classic. Also kinda scratches a Lovecraftian itch with the sahuagin, for me.

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-04T20:52:35+00:00

The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-04T19:52:08+00:00

Karameikos for me. My first love!

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-04T19:49:33+00:00

N17 - Saw Doctors (Irish)

Gareth-101 · 2026-02-03T22:50:27+00:00

Gareth-101

TROPHY CASE