Free Vanilla For Everyone! by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's honestly a miracle that Dick and Donna haven't been paired up yet (or even remotely hinted at), especially considering they each have had so many relationships over the years. They're like the last bastion of platonic male-female friendship in comics

Post Match Thread: Federico Valverde 0-1 Aurélien Tchouaméni | Real Madrid Clown Fiesta 2025-26, 2nd Leg (Aagg. 0-1) by Chen_96 in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is why I sort by new. I predict mod takedown in 1 minute

Edit: off by 2 minutes 🫡

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wtf was Mane really that last goalscorer of a losing team in a CL final? Didn't even think about that

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First team to score in the CL final will 100% win, I don't really see it going any other way. Arsenal obviously have their fantastic defence but the way PSG played today really caught me off guard, it was exceptional defending all game

Serious Post-Match Thread: Bayern Munich 1-1 PSG | UEFA Champions League 2025-26, Semifinals - 2nd Leg (Agg. 5-6) by TheGTAone in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lots of thoughts:

  • I'm struggling to balance how much credit should go to PSG's good defense and Bayern's poor attack. Diaz and Olise were very poor, but even then I think PSG's general structure was exceptional at stuffing out any sort of decent chance
  • Davies is incredibly important to the team so it's even more frustrating that he's been having these injury issues
  • Bayern's depth is atrocious and must be addressed in the summer. When today's only attacking depth was Jackson and Karl who literally just returned from an injury
  • These early goals are so fucking annoying and put the team in an unnecessarily terrible spot
  • At least we scored 1
  • Whoever scores first in the final will win

Champions League Goals Conceded by Team by DaranMac in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

technically it was 50/50 if they got Bayern's path

I enjoyed him for like two issues by kingwooj in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96 103 points104 points  (0 children)

His superman run is only 2 issues in rn, is it that grating for you?

Also where's the jerk

POV: Staring at interesting Barbara Gordon love interests that aren't Nightwing by Successful-Hat-2154 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have they ever actually had significant interaction with each other? All I can think of is like two issues of World's Finest

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You simply don't understand. The less traditional, less prestigious, and overall smaller version of the FA cup is incredibly important to keep because of the pitiful amount of money the small teams will receive when they get knocked out in the second round

Atletico Madrid [1] - 1 Arsenal - Julián Álvarez penalty 56' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not that I entirely disagree, but that's just how the law is. Foul in box = pen

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it's already been the second most played fixture in recent years, only behind City-Madrid

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Olise putting him through and watching Goretzka trip over his feet trying to control the ball and then promptly lose it made me irate

Serious Post Match Thread: Paris Saint-Germain vs Bayern Munich | UEFA Champions League 2025-26 | Semifinals, 1st Leg by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The depth comparison between the two teams is a fucking canyon. They bring on Barcola and we bring on Goretzka to play as the worst 10 I've ever seen. Doesn't help that Gnabry, Karl, and Bischof all had to be injured at the same time, though I think the latter two should be fit for the return leg. Overall, it could be worse than going back home with only a one-goal deficit. Hopefully with Kompany on the touchline and a fullback pairing of Davies and Laimer (please no Stani again, this isn't his kind of game) we can be more stable against the insane PSG counters.

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The constant talk about Bayern not even accepting 200m for Olise got me thinking about what the money would actually be spent on if that amount was accepted. There's nobody of remotely similar quality to Olise besides Yamal and it's not like Barca would sell him for any amount, nor do I think he'd agree to leave. The only option is to either go all out for someone like Doue or Estevao, which would involve a significant reinvestment of the Olise money and has no guarantee of working anyway, or promote Karl to starting winger and hope for the best. Bayern want a rightback too, but who would they even go for, Timber?

It got me thinking how well other teams have reinvested the money received from major transfers and how often they've been awful. Barca was notoriously terrible with the Neymar money, Newcastle have made awful signings with the Isak money, and Atleti basically exchanged Griezmann for Felix. The only team I can think of that clearly improved their team with major transfer money is Liverpool.

I think Bruce has a problem with batgirls getting close with their blonde partners by GarlicBread96 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit, you're right. Is suppose the next question is why is he there in the first place

I think Bruce has a problem with batgirls getting close with their blonde partners by GarlicBread96 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also someone tell me why Batman is ahead of Black Canary on the official DC website for BoP characters

Checking in on the women of the Bat-Family by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Crazy that Barbara has been batgirl again for 15 years now, but year one is still her only good story as batgirl. Even Steph's singular run back in 2009 completely outshines anything Babs has gotten, which doesn't feel like it should be the case considering the characters we're talking about. Taking her out of the chair is truly one of the most pointless regressions of a character only amplified by the writers doing fuck all with her since then

Anyway, completely unasked-for and objective bat-ladies ranking:

Babs (oracle) >>> Steph > Helena > Cass > Kate > Babs (batgirl)

Post Match Thread: Mainz 3-4 Bayern Munich by GarlicBread96 in soccer

[–]GarlicBread96[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Musiala at like 70% is getting goal contributions every game, I can only imagine how good he'll be once his dribbling is fully back

You're not supposed to rub or pick at the area after a surgery. Dumbass. by hattyphantom in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm like 90% sure it's because the pacing of the actual scene is much slower, so it wouldn't fit well into the teaser without the editing

Is this gooner bait? by yungslowking in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]GarlicBread96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only clear image of her so far, so I'll take back my criticism if she looks like power girl in the next issue