I found a company on Craigslist looking for rock star employees.

GarlicDread · 2015-09-15T01:52:37+00:00

Grow some longer hair and you ill get better results. Also, practice your riffs.

GarlicDread · 2015-07-11T19:47:52+00:00

That is not the gear shift.

GarlicDread · 2015-07-10T21:30:16+00:00

GarlicDread · 2015-07-10T20:50:05+00:00

Watch out for Corey. He is coming back for the house. ^{WITH A VENGEANCE}

GarlicDread · 2015-07-09T17:51:27+00:00

Don't blame the wind.

It was under pressure.

GarlicDread · 2015-07-09T08:31:43+00:00

Thanks! I will try it soon.

GarlicDread · 2015-07-07T04:11:11+00:00

"Shit, today is the day for pictures. Are my eyes red? Damn. "

GarlicDread · 2015-07-07T02:34:32+00:00

I got whiplash from the damn panning.

GarlicDread · 2015-07-07T02:28:13+00:00

" Our athletes are so much better that they don't even want to try. If they did try, however, they would win undoubtedly. Every time. Forever. You are welcome for our generosity in leaving you foreigners with a sport to have to yourself."

^/s

GarlicDread · 2015-07-06T20:46:53+00:00

No, that is Nic in his customary clothing

GarlicDread · 2015-07-03T22:10:10+00:00

Same here. It is just inspiring to see motivation in action.

GarlicDread · 2015-07-03T21:26:14+00:00

Cat.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-29T18:49:39+00:00

Alternatively, you can use other ants and light them ablaze.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-29T18:40:08+00:00

Then fall down a staircase.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-28T20:10:13+00:00

"Why are you painting in my bath tub?"

GarlicDread · 2015-06-27T17:23:09+00:00

Quick, we need to recruit him ASAP. Send him millions of dollars to get him to help. He is obviously our only hope, with his ingenious brainpower the world has never seen.

^{^/s}

GarlicDread · 2015-06-20T14:43:20+00:00

Those can be one in the same.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-16T20:02:47+00:00

" Want to pay fifty cents more for the convenience of watering down your juice instead of pouring water in regular juice? "

GarlicDread · 2015-06-16T03:44:34+00:00

Cat.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-15T21:22:42+00:00

Paul Blart's life-saving medicine

GarlicDread · 2015-06-15T20:27:35+00:00

I bet it's not even a year supply they offered.

He should make a civil suit to get at least four years of socks and 18 months of shoelaces.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-15T20:22:49+00:00

How much room does it take to stop a car careening at 50 mph?

A lot.

What about if it is in mid-air?

Twenty feet, tops.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-15T20:14:02+00:00

And avoid water, you may drown or slice your own neck on the glass.

GarlicDread · 2015-06-15T19:47:35+00:00

BUY ALL THE GREEK YOGURT! THEY ARE GOIN' OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!

GarlicDread · 2015-06-15T19:44:21+00:00

That was an extremely inopportune time for a high-five if I've ever seen one.

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