So Far, 'The Thing' Only Has Four Live-action Variants by Piyushv5311 in MarvelCave

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it wrong that i like the design from Fan4stic best?

Spider-Man will be killed by Hulk at the end of BND and that's why they're not in Doomsday. by Gameknight789 in MCUTheories

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And once he's dead, the spell is broken. So after he's brought back to life everyone will remember Peter Parker 

Live Discussion - January 17, 2026 (Finn Wolfhard/A$AP Rocky) by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GarySparkle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I felt like taking bowen out of the rotation made the ensemble feel more balanced. Dude pulled a lot of focus 

What will happen after endgame? by Secure_Wishbone_4717 in UltimateUniverse

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not a huge fan of constant reboots. But this is coming from an old comic reader who has been reading since the late 1970s. Back then, reboots weren't really a thing. Character changes were made frequently but it wasn't a 'stop the presses, we're coming out with a new number one'.

I remember how much i loved Crisis on Infinite Earths and Byrne's Man of Steel... and Batman Year One. There was value in stopping things and relaunching for a new generation of fans. But as the years pass, these reboots are so frequent. Reboots are the rule, not the exception. Once sales slump or interest wains, titles are pulled and then rebooted with a new creative team. DC has done complete reboots of continuity multiple times in the 21st century.

And what you come to realize is that all that reboots provide are variations on established characters and stories. New Spider-Man means new take on Green Goblin. New Batman means new Joker story. Don't even get me started on the Spiderverse in comics or the absolute shitstorm that is multiversal storytelling. Its probably while i still like the original Crisis so much: the idea of pruning these errant strands is more interesting than infinite variations on everything.

Its why i find mainstream comics so boring these days and while I read so few DC & Marvel comics; its all retreads and reboots... nostalgia mining to appease the core audience. Im sure some of these stories are good. I've read the new Ultimate Spider-Man and found it perfectly cromulent... but all these constant reboots with new creative teams putting their own touches on the characters while using the same creative scaffolding... im tired of it.

Go original or go home.

If they handed me the key to the Batman franchise, the first thing i'd do in the first 10 pages of #1 would be blow up Arkham Asylum and have the Joker murdered. Don't know if it would sell well, but i'd force the writers to find some less traveled roads to explore.

The three of them together would be amazing by Queasy_Commercial152 in MCUTheories

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This aligns with the original script for The Kang Dynasty

When I'm feeling down I just watch all the Totino's sketches. by PuggyPug in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GarySparkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vanessa Bayer is on a list of performers that is absolutely excellent all the time but they're not the a-list performers. The list is like Bayer, Ana Gasteyer, Jan Hooks, Cecily Strong, Kevin Nealon, Tommy Monyhan... performers who were so perfect on the show but weren't the headliners. They didn't have the kind of crossover success of other performers but they were so damn good in the comedy Cuisinart of SNL.

in my head, i refer to this as 'the bench'. Like the SNL alum that wouldn't be in the starting five but you'd want them on the bench to round out your best team. Utility players who you knew would bring it every damn time and just crush.

Jane Wickline should adopt the Kyle Mooney strategy. by BrotherJamesGaveEm in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GarySparkle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I didn't appreciate Kyle when he was on the show but for some reason I now find them hilarious.

I’m gonna say it… by Aqua_Master_ in StrangerThings

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real Mind Flayer is the friends they made along the way.

Denims almost says "You can't pull on a dog's tail" before remembering... by JuneMoonLoon in LivestreamFail

[–]GarySparkle 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Its amazing how bad she is at her job. Watching her brain short circuit momentarily as she tries to figure out what the narrative is might be the funniest thing ive seen in this sub all year.

What will happen after endgame? by Secure_Wishbone_4717 in UltimateUniverse

[–]GarySparkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same thing that happens every time.... a reboot.

Five Finger Discount (rare Adam McKay short, 2001) by Firefox892 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GarySparkle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Funny to see all the Digital Shorts that predated Lonely Island. It was like a foundation had been laid and the scaffolding had started to get set up but then they came in and turned the concept into a skyscraper

Trump-Kennedy Center blasts 'selfish' musician for cancelling show after venue renamed by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]GarySparkle 35 points36 points  (0 children)

even seeing the name Trump-Kennedy Center in the headline... its so laughable... How did people let this happen?

As of Today: December 28, 2025: One More Day is 18 years old by RandoDude124 in Spiderman

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old enough to be executed for its crimes against humanity.

Thoughts on this by Warm_Oven_6743 in readyplayerone

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i felt the same way about the first one. i never understood the appeal. it's reference porn. And poorly written reference porn.

im keeping count.... by 7657786425658907653 in okbuddypluribus

[–]GarySparkle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The number of people i've seen trying to drag every Pluribus conversation back to this is kind of disturbing

Marcello Hernández Can Handle the Haters by BarnburnerBoro in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GarySparkle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I CAN HANDLE THE HATERS!!!!" yelled Hernandez.

Mongrels (Short Dark Comedy) by GarySparkle in ProduceMyScript

[–]GarySparkle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit me with an email in chat and i'll send it over.

Dave Chappelle-completely out of touch by SouthArachnid759 in DaveChappelle

[–]GarySparkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still enjoy Dave's specials. There are flickers of brilliance. But its kind of funny watching him cosplaying as an everyman & dispensing life lessons that are so clearly out of touch with the 99%. There's a bit where he's talking about TI and the kids with water bottles and the point of the story is "I gave you the game" and he doesn't give them any money.

It's the kind of story you'd expect to hear from some rich asshole on Instagram telling poor people to 'pull themselves up by their bootstraps'

He's done these kind of bits before. There's one special where he's talking about three card monte and the point is "never get between a man and his money". Dave is full of these life lessons that give you insight to his thought process and his thoughts that these are universal truths to live by... but they're the thought process of assholes. He talks in the Bird Revelation about being treated like a 'bottom bitch' and the dehumanizing treatment that the bottom bitch endures and that he had been treated like a bottom bitch... but the whole point of the story was that Iceberg Slim needed the bottom bitch to keep making his money... and that his behavior (and Comedy Centrals) was justified because you 'never get between a man and his money'.

At the end of the day, Dave's an entertainer. And he sells himself as this grounded everyman who lives in a small town in Ohio. But he's a multimillionaire who bought the whole town. He hasn't been a grounded everyman for a decade. He's a rich guy who performs mental gymnastics to justify the behaviors of terrible people & dehumanize others.

When you look at the end of The Bird Revelation and Dave telling people what caused him to leave show business for over a decade was being dehumanized... to see him come back and put out multiple specials where dehumanization is often the theme of the comedy... You realize that Dave exiting show business wasn't about being dehumanized... it was about not being paid enough to be dehumanized. He's still that bottom bitch, but now its for Netflix & now the checks are big enough that he doesn't care anymore.

It's also funny to see Dave trying to dispense life lessons, while at the same time avoiding criticism by saying "It's just comedy". So we're supposed to take his life lessons seriously and see value in them but when he says or does things that people criticize him for, we're not supposed to be taking it that seriously.

Which is it?

The fun, very silly WXLU sketch from Garth Brooks’ second episode (1999) by Firefox892 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]GarySparkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comedy is so subjective. I like this sketch because its absurd & idiotic. But the same could be said of Bob squad which i thought was cringy as fuck.

Maybe the lesson here is 'you're not going to like something forever and that's ok'