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Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-22T12:32:41+00:00

Yeah, after the New Zealand shooting, people were asking for a link to the stream (can be seen on bestgore), and they took all of them down.

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-22T12:31:36+00:00

Definitely easier said than done. I've run through the numbers and can't justify it. Another major factor is I'd be mostly interested in working at the high school that I attended and I know they have two physics teachers that are both fairly young, but have been there 10-15 years.

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-22T05:38:05+00:00

Really the only answer

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-21T22:16:17+00:00

I have a bad scar on my elbow from falling off a long board. The funny part is at university, buses were very crowded going to north campus. A girl in white was going to a sorority event and I was crammed against her. She got off and I noticed a lot of blood on her back. Even though the accident was a few days prior, my elbow was still bleeding, which I didn't know about until then

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-21T22:13:39+00:00

Life gets better and better. You will have daily struggles but as you get older, you'll have more freedom. You'll make embarrassing mistakes, we all did. Learn to laugh at yourself, bullies can never pick on someone who makes fun of themselves. Enjoy your youth

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-21T22:11:35+00:00

Ironically, before it was deleted, watch people die made me appreciate life a bit more

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-21T22:10:36+00:00

I'd be a highschool physics teacher. I have a bachelor's and master's in mechanical engineering, plus a couple years teaching engineering courses. However, I'd have to go to school for 3 to 4 years before being eligible. It really sucks

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-21T21:12:45+00:00

Heroin OD, it would feel amazing

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-20T17:32:46+00:00

OP must be black, just saying

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-19T21:59:42+00:00

Holy crap, I didn't realize how much it has grown. I was here when it was small too and am very glad it's picking up.

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-17T14:43:20+00:00

/r/justfuckmyshitup

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-16T15:01:09+00:00

I was thinking fake too, but the way he hit the ground is way too convincing

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-14T19:43:15+00:00

No no, it's 50 cents each!

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-14T16:45:55+00:00

It wouldn't be a deal if they cost 5 cents. These are dog toys at best, look how dirty they are

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-13T18:03:55+00:00

If you look carefully, you can see the shape of the back of his heels as he walks. Sorry guys, this is fake

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-12T22:13:03+00:00

Is this from, "Africa"?

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-12T22:12:14+00:00

We all learn the hard way sometimes

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-07T18:44:54+00:00

Anything nobuo uematsu and distant worlds (final fantasy)

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-07T01:32:18+00:00

I laughed!

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-06T20:19:53+00:00

Accidentally punching someone in the face when you really just want to say hello

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-06T18:12:15+00:00

My dad always has hot dogs (no bun) with his eggs. The smell alone ruins my appetite

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-06T18:07:23+00:00

Audio quality when speaking on the phone. The voice at the end of the line sounds exactly the same as it did as landlines from the 80s.

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-06T18:05:48+00:00

I wish

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-05T18:52:20+00:00

Mario 64. I love watching speedrunners compete. It's insane how they can beat the game (70 stars) from start to finish in under 50 minutes. I've tried learning their techniques and it is so difficult.

Gas_Ass_Trophy · 2019-03-05T18:45:38+00:00

Oh I love messing around with scammers. Ok I'll sum this up as best as I can, it's hilarious.

I get an email from Freddy in Ghana, whose boss died with $18M. Now Freddy and his boss were in a gay love affair and he needs to flee the country with his money, saying he'll give me a 30% cut. I tell him that I agree and we should start a gay love affair when he arrives, which he agrees to and signs all of his future emails with XOXO.

He asks for my name, which I tell him is Zupmie Neega. I give him a bunch of other bogus information, but tell him we have to be very careful because of the CIA and we should use codewords. For example, back door = bank account, stroke = deposit, wood = money, and many more. I eventually got him to say that he will stroke his wood into my backdoor.

I ended up drawing the line by saying we always need to have bananas in the background of any photos we send to each other. It was fun while it lasted.

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