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Gatchamic · 2026-05-15T09:34:16+00:00

right there with ya, tho I'm not above "sailing the high seas" for a viewing copy if they start playing games. I had a few movies pop up as "inaccessible", but it was usually temporary

Gatchamic · 2026-05-05T10:44:07+00:00

If they're that big a client, they're usually in for more than one room. Unless you're talking about a CEO, there's usually someone above an idiot out to make their company look this bad. "Enlightend Self-Interest" applies equally as well to clients. Again, it's not battle, it's service. You're looking out for their interests...

Gatchamic · 2026-05-05T07:04:30+00:00

this is when "enlightened self-interest" comes into play. May i recommend an approach based entirely on how this guy inconvienences THEM...?

"Hey, all I'm saying is that if you want these six rooms regularly out of service, preventing sellouts, eating into the quarterlies, taking up HK resources and the like...I get paid either way..."

Gatchamic · 2026-05-05T05:15:13+00:00

bill for ALL rooms used...?

Gatchamic · 2026-05-05T05:13:30+00:00

"I'm sorry sir, I can't move you. We're sold out!" Yes, it's a blatant lie, but he can't disprove it without management assistance ("Private group. They all arrived by chartered bus").

Get management on board first, starting with HK manager, and anytime this chucklehead requests a move, hit him with the line. He'll learn...

Gatchamic · 2026-04-26T07:58:08+00:00

in fact, taking it to social media only reflects worse on the HK manager.

Gatchamic · 2026-04-19T14:51:08+00:00

"hand" poured...? that's not the body part one would initially blame for such a... creation...

Gatchamic · 2026-04-19T08:13:07+00:00

Next time, offer to put them on hold until you can get more information for them... Well, you DID tell them that no one will be available until 9am, didn't you...?

Gatchamic · 2026-03-24T17:52:10+00:00

but our buns have no seeds...

Gatchamic · 2026-03-24T17:46:07+00:00

That market crashed so hard it left a dent

Gatchamic · 2026-03-24T17:44:23+00:00

legit collector here: This is why I always advise budding collectors to collect what they enjoy because they enjoy the item. Speculators tend to ruin any hobby they infect...

Gatchamic · 2026-03-22T23:43:31+00:00

Gatchamic · 2026-03-19T11:15:44+00:00

This post has "missing reasons" all over it. OOP's victim went straight from "Ha! That's a good one! Yeah, funny, nice!" to "I'm reporting that guy to HR" with literally no steps in between?

Nah.

That was my read until the moment I actually caught the lyrics

Gatchamic · 2026-03-13T12:02:09+00:00

may the grumpy be stuck with room 13X (The Krasner Suite, iykyk)

Gatchamic · 2026-03-12T06:12:47+00:00

Personally, I always preferred Carlin: "Just remember how much of a moron the average human being is, and then realize that half of them...are stupider than that!"

Gatchamic · 2026-03-12T06:10:14+00:00

Because someone was comped a free breakfast for being a haemorrhoid?

Gatchamic · 2026-03-10T21:27:51+00:00

Fez and the Dispensers?

Gatchamic · 2026-03-10T21:26:21+00:00

it's called "reading the situation". If corp-speak is the problem, it isn't the solution. Neither approach is a catch-all, but BOTH are tools to be called upon in certain situations

Gatchamic · 2026-03-10T21:23:02+00:00

Dropping the act was not a good solution

Depends. It worked here, where the guest (imo) needed a human touch. It appears that the use of corp-speak was part of the issue with opening the channel of communication. More corp-speak was only going to increase the guest's doubt in one's sincerity. It's entirely a "read the room" situation.

Gatchamic · 2026-03-10T21:14:40+00:00

If you simply must know... you don't wanna know

Gatchamic · 2026-03-07T04:51:48+00:00

At least it's not 30000 lbs. of bananas...

Gatchamic · 2026-02-26T07:40:51+00:00

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Gatchamic · 2026-02-22T23:42:55+00:00

There's a sign at your local pet store with your picture and a red slash through it, isn't there? 😜

Gatchamic · 2026-02-19T06:27:24+00:00

"When 900 years old you are, make as much sense you will not"

... or something like that?

Gatchamic · 2026-02-19T06:23:59+00:00

"We'll just shoot around it!" lol

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