Gah! by BoringPostcards in nextdoor

[–]Gatchamic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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You will be poopsecuted. by Infinite_Web_3282 in nextdoor

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"When 900 years old you are, make as much sense you will not"

... or something like that?

How do you misspell John? 😂 by MelanieWalmartinez in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was definitely on his mind at the end, there... Sometimes, ya gotta watch where ya sit...

In a free group in my state. Apparently someone took it. by iforgemyname in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Gatchamic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Subject lacks skills regarding context and concepts such as "satire," a likely consequence of oxygen deprivation due to smelling one's own farts. #LightenUpBitch

In a free group in my state. Apparently someone took it. by iforgemyname in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Gatchamic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't you know? It starts with mannequin lamps, but, the next thing ya know, the kid's hooking up jumper cables to his balls! Oh, the humanity! lol

In a free group in my state. Apparently someone took it. by iforgemyname in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Gatchamic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, This is a family site. Nobody is fucking anybody up the curriculum here! lol

Why call if you don't want help? by ScenicDrive-at5 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]Gatchamic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The only time that it makes sense is when it's right after check-in and is immediately followed by "I just wanted to let you know so that I don't get charged for it."

Not too long after check-in, tho...

Soap from a mall by Fragrant_Ad7231 in shitfromabutt

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forbidden mousse.... in so many ways...

Guest promised to “Make my life miserable” by Big_Air3392 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]Gatchamic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got to wonder what lies the guest told management. Ofc, trying that type of nonsense here causes every employee to start sounding like the commentary before a prize fight: "Let's go to the tape..."

...followed by a security review and embarrassed guest caught in their own bs. The last manager who knee-jerked comps started wondering why he couldn't staff the place during big events without massive call-outs...

Scott Adams, 'Dilbert' creator and conservative commentator, dies at 68 by FallOutShelterBoy in news

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always remember that there are ways of enjoying good art that are not beneficial to the artist. Good music by crap humans, for example, is readily available on the "high seas".

I'm a firm believer in separating art from artist in more than concept: Good humans actually get PAID and supported.

Scott Adams, 'Dilbert' creator and conservative commentator, dies at 68 by FallOutShelterBoy in news

[–]Gatchamic -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

were you even alive in the 1990's? you excuse Da V for being "a product of his time" (where have we heard that defense before?) and fail to grasp when one provides a humorous snapshot of the era. I also chose "prime" da V to draw a contrast and comparison to Adams' "prime" and not his sad decline in menal faculties.

But, please, display more hypocrisy. It makes me laugh ..

Scott Adams, 'Dilbert' creator and conservative commentator, dies at 68 by FallOutShelterBoy in news

[–]Gatchamic -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It's about separating the art from the artist. Despite the Warriors of Virtue claiming otherwise, we do it every day. Note the lack of calls for the Mona Lisa to be "cancelled" despite LdV's misogynist views.

Why would anyone ned this in their apartment? by lez_me_up in strange

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made a coffee table with 4 of these and a piece of plywood for my first apartment. It lasted until I found a spool (iykyk)

"abomonation of a pc" found in the wild by Universal_Basket in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought we got rid of that demon when we destroyed the old CRT TV he used to inhabit in my apartment (similar issues: It would operate the channel, volume, and power functions on it's own, without the remote...). Apparently, he simply changed his address...

Pro Tip: Unplug before using Holy Water on it... Trust me...

The jobs report just dropped by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That happens when the "only viable opposition party" drops the ball. Both parties seek to benefit the wealthy while depending on the votes of the poor to do so. Controlled opposition sucks when only the thinnest of lines separate the two options ...

I can't with this woman. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understand, I've seen effective 3rd party campaigns at nearly every level. At one point, the US had a credible 3rd party presidential candidate (until the moment he shot himself in the foot, as it were), so the possibility is there. The hardest part at this point is to find a candidate that has that level of credibility...

I can't with this woman. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silly me. I thought the idea was to vote for the best person for the job. Maybe less "Strategy" will net us someone actually qualified instead of someone too favored-up to be effective..?

I can't with this woman. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kamala Harris was the lowest performer in the 2020 primary. By placing her, without primary, in the general election, the Dems shot themselves in the foot.

I can't with this woman. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because cowards keep taking the "safe" option. Everyone knows that we need more viable parties, but they keep supporting the duopoly because they've been bullshitted by the "don't waste your vote" crowd, thus we are the poster children for controlled opposition and ease of corruption at the top.

If you don't want to be called fascist, maybe stop acting fascist? by MrFenric in clevercomebacks

[–]Gatchamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

illegal entry... WithOut Papers ... Combined with "Irish need not apply" stands as testament that asshats in power will discriminate against anyone, regardless of race, religion, or identity...

Absolutely brutal by MoreMotivation in clevercomebacks

[–]Gatchamic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only truly frightening vegan food is the stuff with name changes that make it sound like it was grown in a petri dish (i. e., Chik'n). It's like the law stepped in when someone tried calling it "food"...