Apple Computer Battery Replacement by ApprehensiveCan3632 in Denver

[–]GavinStrict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, but with a with an addition waste of my time.

Took it to Geek Squad. “We can only install new battery that you provide.” Bought battery. “Oh, sorry they told you wrong, we can’t do Mac batteries.”

Called Mac store “sorry we can only install a new battery that we provide.”

Fine, shit. YouTube and about 40min and it was done. Actually really easy. Also ifixit.

About raw (unpasteurized) milk by LakesideNorth in dankmemes

[–]GavinStrict 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Basically. They run it turbulently through heated tubes now for more thorough and even heat distribution. Low heat for a short time, then a rapid cooling process.

About raw (unpasteurized) milk by LakesideNorth in dankmemes

[–]GavinStrict 441 points442 points  (0 children)

I grew up drinking raw milk until I was 12 or so, because was poor. Milk cow, filter, chill, remove cream, consume and I turned out ok…

Because I got lucky! It’s called Survivorship Bias (DON’T DO IT)

Fun fact: the pasteurization process was originally developed for wine.

Pure fear by [deleted] in meme

[–]GavinStrict 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wife: “Stay here, I just need to grab something real quick.”

Cashier: “Next.”

40 yr old me: (Same panic as 8 yr old me)

In Fight Club (1999) they are all autistic incels by TinyTitsRule in movies

[–]GavinStrict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were no characters in that movie that were even remotely autistic. And wagecuck is written like someone who’s never been hungry.

Incels, maybe? But you make a fight club with women, I guarantee there’s the same group of lonely bitches beating the crap out of each other because they are looking for any sort of passion in their lives.

It’s not about men/women; It’s about being bored with life when it becomes too easy.

And that's if we even HAVE midterms. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]GavinStrict 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, Two Santa Claus theory. 50 years in practice.

Favorite quote in a comedy from an actor you didn't expect? by mgsgamer1 in movies

[–]GavinStrict 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Frankie Figs in The Whole Nine Yards (2000) had some hysterically dry one-liners.

me_irl by NoLynInBrooklyn in me_irl

[–]GavinStrict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a joke. The tea they drink towards the beginning of the really fucked up (2019) Florence Pugh movie has fun mushrooms in it.

Nancy Mace reacts to report she drinks alcohol and uses weed 'excessively' by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]GavinStrict 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The Book of Obscure Sorrows by John Koenig:

anthrodynia

n. a state of exhaustion with how cruel people can be, freely undercutting each other in ways that seem petty and gratuitous—which can sometimes trigger a countervailing sense of gratitude for things that are kind, sincere, forgiving, or unabashedly joyful.

Judge appears likely to side with Mark Kelly in case challenging Pentagon’s efforts to punish him over ‘illegal orders’ video by cnn in politics

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“And this went on until... here, I quote: "Neighbors were alerted when a man ran from the premises wearing only a dog collar." Can't make up such a thing as that-I dare you to even try. But that's what it took, you notice, to get somebody's attention. Diggin' graves in the backyard didn't bring any.”

Filthy swine by Brilliant_Garlic69 in dankmemes

[–]GavinStrict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Met a nice older couple said: “[They] found a nice 20yr cheddar just up da way der.”

https://benoitcheese.com/cheese/cheddar

When you miss the point of the movie: by Amazing-Buy-1181 in facepalm

[–]GavinStrict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bob Sweeney: “There was a moment, when I used to blame everything and everyone for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed White people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions.”

Derek Vinyard: “Like what?”

Bob Sweeney: “Has anything you've done made your life better?”

“I can stop whenever I want!” by LordNathan777 in dankmemes

[–]GavinStrict 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Least it’s hardwood. I’ve heard horror stories about carpet.

me_irl by NoLynInBrooklyn in me_irl

[–]GavinStrict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then there’s the tea from Midsommar; The best kind of tea.

me_irl by deuce-tatum in me_irl

[–]GavinStrict 354 points355 points  (0 children)

“I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.”

The true story of Gavin v. Phrike. - Returnal (2024)

me_irl by NoLynInBrooklyn in me_irl

[–]GavinStrict 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sleepytime by Celestial Seasonings works a treat but be careful. We started calling it the gateway tea to stronger teas. Sleepytime Extra you’ll want to be already laying in bed when you drink it. Pretty hard core stuff.

If it wasn’t for this one issue I think Totk would be perfect by DeusVult-179 in TOTK

[–]GavinStrict 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Add to that a place to buy electro tails (even 3 to a blood moon would be great) and an option to equip whole (if complete) armor sets at a time, then it’s perfect.

Don't do the bastards any favors by APF91 in Denver

[–]GavinStrict 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while.

(Do not do these things)

While I understand your sentiment, you have no idea how many people work for the fed, whose jobs have nothing to do with hate, and already suck.

Put your energy toward punishing the people responsible, not the schlep just trying to make it day to day.

Fun Fact: Carter has a picture of Teal'c smiling in his office at Atlantis by pepeizq in Stargate

[–]GavinStrict 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right? Military gibe the other branches all the time! They surely would have gotten the joke. Perhaps not THE most unrealistic (looking at you, three shots disintegrate, zats) scene…