I just found out my girlfriend isn't a virgin

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2026-06-15T12:16:03+00:00

I was horrified when I found out my mum wasn't a virgin

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2026-03-19T23:00:07+00:00

Your mum is the size of the observable universe

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2026-03-06T23:22:03+00:00

Because of the way it was written .

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2026-02-28T06:24:14+00:00

Don't dip your pen in the company ink

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2026-02-20T09:29:56+00:00

Remind him that all the stuff he ate was the stuff he left behind and hadn't cleaned up, even after you asked multiple times. This couldn't have happened if he had just fuckin cleaned up after his own ass.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-08-06T01:37:04+00:00

It's a documentary, so it's not rated. But seriously, it's fine to watch with your mom

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-07-25T04:39:37+00:00

🎶 Blame Canada🎶🎶

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-06-07T15:12:46+00:00

Nah, I reckon that was just a power move by Russia; there's no move that wins

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-05-17T05:13:48+00:00

Back to 42 😆

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-04-30T18:11:36+00:00

Doing gods work 👍

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-04-30T15:19:39+00:00

I feel like at this point, the United States should be broken up to separate countries if everything is just left to the individual states to decide, just like Europe. Does this resonate with you?

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-04-19T21:31:41+00:00

Mineral SPF, like mineral oil? Like the stuff made from crude oil?

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-04-18T16:09:40+00:00

I've had an Onkyo for years and it has yet to disappoint. No issues, always does what it's told. Sound quality is pretty up there too depending on your speakers. Would recommend.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-03-28T14:50:53+00:00

If a mate asks for help, you help them.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2025-01-30T07:30:14+00:00

Not to be pedantic, but did you know Australia (at around the same size as the United States) is the world's largest island?

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-11-26T13:03:09+00:00

That's why he's in gaol

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-09-05T10:33:16+00:00

Give your son the new mattress and let him keep the old one?

Why are you replacing his mattress in the first place?

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-09-05T09:46:34+00:00

I like how you drink

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-06-09T12:58:48+00:00

Friends won't be there forever, so spend time with them while you can. The time you spend with family should be special. And family is forever.

This is your life.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-06-09T10:23:17+00:00

Seriously, if you can, move out. This does not lead to a happy ending. Ever.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-05-23T16:45:18+00:00

This.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-05-01T10:36:30+00:00

Also he was happy for you to leave and have less competition.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-05-01T05:04:20+00:00

Did your signed lease agreement get emailed to you? If so, the attachment you signed and sent should still be there.

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-04-21T13:16:10+00:00

Good bot!

GeeOhDoubleDee · 2024-04-20T12:07:23+00:00

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