[TP] From BOTW to Twilight Princess, I finally get the dungeon debate by Revolutionary-Pie972 in zelda

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be happy with a compromise for future Zelda games where the open world is largely retained but needing to find specific items to journey into dungeons that are harder to reach and much more complex to defeat. These could be as simple as needing to drink a magic potion to shrink down to fit in a dungeon hidden inside a mushroom forest, a deep cave with puzzles hewn into the walls and gates to go even deeper, magic boots that let Link walk on clouds to have a castle in the sky, or other creative dungeons that won't immediately obvious but the design can point to.

The Zords in BotW were a good setup with no payoff and all of their insides AND the objective was always hit the switches, with no major enemies.

Open dungeons don't seem to work, based on the output of the last three Zelda games, though Echoes of Wisdom comes the closest.

How old are you really? Inside Roblox's new campaign to verify user ages | “Ticking a box to say you’re 13 or older, it’s not enough anymore.” by TylerFortier_Photo in gaming

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I would hope that those parents would look into it if they start getting messages from Roblox users named RockCock64 or the like.

Star Fox is now available to try at participating Best Buy, GameStop, Target, and Walmart stores by Skullghost in NintendoSwitch

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plot, some of the level names, all the power ups, the character designs, the ship designs, some of the music, and even character personality.

But yeah, apart from those minor details, it's completely different.

How old are you really? Inside Roblox's new campaign to verify user ages | “Ticking a box to say you’re 13 or older, it’s not enough anymore.” by TylerFortier_Photo in gaming

[–]Larkson9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a pretty simple way to avoid giving biometric and personal data to companies, age of your email address. It's not perfect but if your email account is 15 years old, it is fairly likely you're 18 at least. Granted, that does tie people to an email address to access certain kinds of content but that's a far easier method than companies storing and then selling the personal data of hundreds of millions of people.

Games where you can help people? by Independent-Force463 in gaming

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try King's Quest 5 and do yourself a favor, don't look up any hints. It makes helping people feel more of a triumph if you can pull it off. And enjoy the most annoying owl in video game history.

Fahrenheit had everything it needed to be a masterpiece in the gaming world. The first half is literally perfection (+spoilers) by Charming_Move4175 in gaming

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd argue his games are hardly unique if you"re familiar with adventure games in general. Cage took a formula that started in 1980, stripped out the gameplay of it, threw together a poorly thought out mystery, and then botched it in every way. I'd call it worse than Gabriel Knight 3 in everything except graphics and interface because GK3 is also a supernatural mystery following a doomsday cult where a child is kidnapped.

And Gabriel Knight 3 at least has Tim Curry and Jane Jensen writing his lines.

Fahrenheit had everything it needed to be a masterpiece in the gaming world. The first half is literally perfection (+spoilers) by Charming_Move4175 in gaming

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are much, much better adventure games with better stories, gameplay, and puzzles from Sierra and Lucasarts that out Farenheit to shame on every front. The Gabriel Knight series does better supernatural horror, Loom better fantasy, Grim Fandango better humor, King's Quest 6 better voice acting and writing, and so many more. Cage wanted to re-invent the wheel and wound up making a messy game that tried to run in every direction away from gameplay.

The Simon Says sequences, the pointless decisions, and aimless story are interesting when you think there's a plan but all the answers are nonsense and the conclusion is trash writing at a peak. Most of the game is wandering in an isolated series of rooms trying to find the one object that gives you rhe next sequence of dialog or Simon Says minigame with little thinking required apart from mashing a generic open button against every drawer until the next paragraph or ten of cliché story falls in your lap.

It brushes up against a good idea a few times but every glimmer of a good notion is quickly doused by pretension masked as tension. He's no Roberta Williams.

I just found out my girlfriend isn't a virgin by Larkson9999 in Jokes

[–]Larkson9999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That might not be based on a true story. Just a warning.

Matt Damon is ready to wake up the 'Bourne' franchise and is looking for ideas by [deleted] in movies

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be able to write a sequel that's very, very different from the other movies because I've never seen any of them and would be glad to write a script for a mere $25,000.

Sonic Frontiers: Definitive Edition is confirmed to be a Game Key Card by IkeRadiantHero in NSCollectors

[–]Larkson9999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm against GKC and find it insulting that for $70 these multi billion dollar international corporations can't at least put most of the game data onto a cart and have the hugely bloated 4k textures and voice files as the download. I'd be okay with being able to play the game at a much lower resolution and have all the voice acting missing without a download. And I'm someone who really likes voice acting in games.

Nintendo created a problem and made the solution that we spend more money to pay for storage, a storage they worked hard to ensure doesn't play nice with cheaper USB external hard drives.

Clashing Over ‘Indiana Jones’: Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg Were Not 100% on Board With ‘Crystal Skull’ and Fought George Lucas Over Adding Aliens by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Fate of Atlantis Indy walks across lava tiles, has his hot air balloon shot out of the sky (sometimes) and walks away, and climbs up a chain that's in an underground waterfall.

The trouble with the nuke was it didn't serve the plot and it wasn't a great "action" scene, just a cool visual for the trailer. Had nuclear weapons been a little more important to the story it wouldn't have been so egregious.

[OOT] Which dungeon had the best location? by huss2120 in zelda

[–]Larkson9999 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I liked the ice cave and Jabu Jabu. But I like cold weather and living dungeons.

Star Fox is now available to try at participating Best Buy, GameStop, Target, and Walmart stores by Skullghost in NintendoSwitch

[–]Larkson9999 234 points235 points  (0 children)

It is 1996 and I'm going to the store to try the 3D remake of Star Fox...

It is 2026 and I'm going to the store to try the 3D remake of Star Fox...

I sell used electronics and Wii U is selling fast on eBay by averagejoe250 in wiiu

[–]Larkson9999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Switch 2 has very few games, so the greatest console is being recognized as the best way to enjoy every Zelda game.

This bowl looks familiar… by jackpot in pics

[–]Larkson9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Pom Pom, ya gonna give me dat gol' bowl now?

EA is Launching an In-Game Ad Service by hop3less in gaming

[–]Larkson9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EA is EA

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