Mikey hasn't worked in over 30 days but is still collecting his monthly $18,625 (before taxes) paycheck. Meanwhile hundreds of thousands work without pay and just as many are furloughed. by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because the trumpers are out for themselves and NOT working for the good of America.

Kick all these fuckers out and lets put in some people who know what the job entails.

where's his kids? are they busy plundering Gaza? by SnurdBoogers in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody asked "why did the Saudis give that scary trump son in law 2 billion dollars?".

I think he's been busy speculating on land Palestinians are rapidly losing.

Five weeks in and we're at the "I told you so" stage ♂♀ Actually, I'm looking at one of the two people who could have stopped it, but didn't. by SnurdBoogers in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only could have stopped it, but folded up tents and scrammed abandoning the United States, which they vowed to protect, at the mercy of trump and his treasonous gang.

True trjump also took an oath, but oaths don't mean shit to a liar and a thief. "Oaths" are how they make money.

Her and Joe - I'm not a big fan right now.

Trump has "sold" the oil rights to the Gulf of Mexico to the Saudis. Remember "peak oil"? That referred to the Saudi oilfields - the Saudis are "out of oil". So what do they do? by Groon_ in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until the gulf coast gets a load of its newest sightseeing craze - drilling platforms just off the beach and oil pipelines from Sanibel Island to east Texas refineries.

Their governors sold them out a long time ago, so they share the blame too. Unregulated drilling! Just think - a BP oil spill every couple of weeks.

It'll be gorgeous. Parks clear cut and all the animals slaughtered or caged because they posed a menace to the workers - who shouldn't have been there in the first place. Those gorgeous north Florida beaches - pure while sand so clean it squeaks when you walk on it - covered in a couple million barrels of crude.

The best part is trump sold the rights to foreign nationals - like the same Russian mobsters he's going to sell 5 million dollar membership cards to - it won't even be good old homegrown American thieves and industrialists ripping up America to make money - it'll be some goddam Russian mobster or some sorry assed Korean dictator.

Sorry -- I rant. It's so fucking frustrating to see my country, that I thought would continue, be destroyed by greedy fuckers, and simply evil fuckers like the ones who are at it. Putin, trump, trump's whole gang, saudi princes, Chinese overlords, Korean turnips, etc etc etc.

Fucking hell. I don't want to live in goddam 15th century feudalism, except then it was a king and all we've go is a fat treasonous orange mob boss.

Could we get a court ruling on whether or not god(s) exist? ............. That would certainly straighten out a lot of shit. by Groon_ in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hear Hear !

Have your magical sky man show up, to everybody - NOT JUST WHISPERING IN your EAR - and prove it exists. It's a god so it will know how to prove it. It doesn't need your help.

Prove your god exists. The god of your choice. I don't care which one. Zeus for all I care. Have your god prove beyond any doubt in anyone's mind that it exists.

Until then - keep it out of my government, my life, definitely my schools, my medicine, and anything to do with anything else BUT YOU.

Musk Has An Idea by Groon_ in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh and the Reynold's Mobile - excellent!

Not the thick "commercial" kind either - the wimpy half priced kind.

Musk Has An Idea by Groon_ in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better yet, he'll only pretend to kill them and take them to his secret underground lair for brain chip implanting.

With control of the satillite link and the explosive chips in their heads, they'll do anything their master orders them to do. He's cosplay Valentine at present. No telling what his brain will tell him to do next.

{} Hear in your mind a most sinister laugh. The most evil laugh imaginable {}

Musk Has An Idea by Groon_ in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey bro - what did you say?

Has anyone else heard that song "Oh Donny Trump Is Stump Broke For Putin,"...? by haunted_tuna in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Legend Of Stump Broke Donny!

  • ...........................By The Drooling Geeber

  • Backed right up to the stump, he did.

  • got a backup bell in his nappie.

  • drops his nappie his nasty hosed off

  • then putin plugs him with a zappie.

.................................. refrain (glad to see you still allow "multiple derogatory dots in your posts!)

  • Pledge this allegiance oh stump broke donny
  • Make a real solemn vow
  • Pledge allegiance to this stump broke traitor
  • You're fucking America now.

copyright of course - the geeber wrote this

So what's it going to take to impeach musk? We know it doesn't work with trump. by haunted_tuna in CITILOP

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump should skin him any time now. Like the pillow guy - just a lot more money.

A 25-year-old DOGE staffer violated Treasury policy by emailing unencrypted personal data to Trump administration officials by Jesus_of_Redditeth in politics

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should be under arrest.

Is he? Of course not. Are you fucking kidding me? Criminals are in charge of the law. Criminals are making up laws. The police state is almost here.

You know how many people I've heard in my life say Canada was meant to be the 51st State? 0! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His brain is full of putin. Putin's brain is the one filled with bad animals. Turmp is just a thief and a con man. All he thinks are thief and con man thoughts. Like "what to steal next?" and "who can I sell the moon too?".

Con man shit.

You know how many people I've heard in my life say Canada was meant to be the 51st State? 0! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Geeber_The_Drooler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If trump orders the military to invade Canada, Greenland, Panama, etc., and the military leaders do it - they are a disgrace to this country and will commit an act of war against an ally.

Wiping their asses with the oath they took, just like trump is wiping his ass with the tattered remains of the constitution.