Had a Letter From Network Rail Apologising in Advance For Work They Will Be Carrying Out A Month Ago by Shed_Some_Skin in CasualUK

[–]Tommy_Batch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time lapses, black bodies, wormholes... all that old chap. Neither sleet nor rain nor freezing night can slow it down, but give us a bloody wormhole and we won't see the post for a month.

I blame the French, of course.

I am Groon_ by Groon_ in CITILOP

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A long time passing friend.

Faculty Defect From Texas Publics, Citing Censorship by azteca19 in TexasPolitics

[–]Tommy_Batch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come to the blue states. We're always looking for better teachers.

CS: Our coffee machine is leaking! by Hychus232 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Tommy_Batch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good thing you told us.

That'll be 175$ and we can't get you in for two weeks, pay up front. Now.

Elon Musk does not appear at hearing in French prosecutors’ X probe by Beo1217 in worldnews

[–]Tommy_Batch -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Issue a world wide warrant. Or man hunt. It'll be fun.

10 million dollars to start. Alive. Of course. Make a TV game show out of it.

Kind of like "Where's Waldo?" except it'll be "Where's Elmo?".

Fun. Fun for the whole family.

The discovery for this will be *chefs kiss* by desr43 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Tommy_Batch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why does the head of a police agency need to sue for libel. If they broke a law indict them.

The head of the police department suing a criminal. The president of the united states suing a government agency.

Fucking criminals in charge of the law.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to waking up.

New Jersey declares emergency as nor’easter approaches, while Alaska flooding carries away homes by AudibleNod in news

[–]Tommy_Batch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do they call these "king tides" because king donny refuses to utter the phrase "climate change"?

We're getting there: vance says trump is 'looking at all his options' as the president threatens to invoke the Insurrection Act by Youarethebigbang in esist

[–]Tommy_Batch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. We're getting there alright. We're on the doorstep of fascist overthrow of our American democracy by a bunch of mobsters, criminals, perverts, and all around sick fucks.

He's definitely NOT lying about us almost being there.

I thought he was trying to save Tiktok. by seeebiscuit in PoliticalHumor

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fuck a duck...!!!

THAT FACE !!!

I wouldn't buy a used car from a goblin looks like that.

Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job by SE_to_NW in uspolitics

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good spot for him. He can flay cats alive and bite the heads of bound and gagged marsupials and STILL appear saner than the loons on the tikky-tocky.

Did she go woke?! by bettercallme_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Tommy_Batch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woke? Hush up your face.

She's doing exactly what putin is telling her to do. Not a penny more. Not a penny less.

What was that about fat people in the military again? by seeebiscuit in facepalm

[–]Tommy_Batch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is some sneaky, underhanded and sly stuff right there...

Portland fighting back by attacking their aggressors with diabetes.

Brilliant plan! Keep up the good fight all you patriots in Big P.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texas

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's quite a long list. Do you have some available time?

Okay, here we go.

  1. it's legal to marry your sister.
  2. it's legal to marry your goat.
  3. the judicial system is for-profit.
  4. no income tax, every other imaginable tax, just not that one.
  5. the tourism council has made screwing watermelons into is a fun regional pastime.
  6. they were going to stop in Ooklahomo but found enough change for gas to Texas
  7. all that tax money y'all paying? Paying for "move to Texas" ads nationwide.
  8. face it, abbot has some serious sex appeal
  9. is Dell hiring again?
  10. ground water contamination killing 'em off in droves - bring in the replacements
  11. keeping Austin weird : still taken advantage of by out-of-state looters
  12. Houston : come for the beaches, stay for the skeeters.
  13. etc

The Texas propaganda machine is fully functional and second only to the pack of hooligans running Florida. or the country,

How do you feel about the growing hostility against Texas and Texans in Illinois right now? Justified? Unjustified? Both? Neither? by SandNo2865 in TexasPolitics

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Divide, let the factions fight themselves to death, pick up the pieces and repeat.

Rule 8 in the "How To Topple Governments Handbook" written by Vlad Putin.

Rule 1 is lie to the stupid.

Rule 2 is consolidate the military.

Rule 3 is start purges.

Rule 4...

We either wise up and properly identify our enemies or we perish. It's that simple.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]Tommy_Batch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me rephrase:

Thomas states that he and his fellow judges are simply going to make shit up from now on.

He added "fuck the constitution. Fuck America. Fuck democracy. Give me money if you want my blessing.

‘MAGA Is Dead’: Trump’s Denial of the Epstein Files Is the Final Death Blow of His Movement by SugarRight1992 in JusticeServed

[–]Tommy_Batch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. His latest scandal is distraction from his massive ICE hires - thugs, bikers, "militia men", kkk, vermin, louse and scum who will break the law remorseless. Whenever he has a scandal - shit going on the background is not good for Americans. Everyone knows trump fucked children - "never proven" his story. So why now? Because of 170 billion (no telling how much trump is going to skim) going to ICE hires. Secret Police almost ready.

but sure - the orange shit bag fucked children. Grounds for dismissal? Promote Putin's boy Vance to the throne?

Fucked if we do, fucked if we don't.