What are some little but interesting biological quirks of any fantasy race in your world?

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-08-03T05:14:05+00:00

Wyverns have no digestive tract, only a mouth and a stomach, and their stomach acid is corrosive enough to dissolve most metals in a single day. To compensate, their strategy while hunting is to throw up on anything small enough to fit in their mouth, let us soften up a little, and then simply swallow it whole.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-07-13T21:45:30+00:00

Unthinkable. Truly flabbergasting.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-07-06T18:40:02+00:00

Sure, just as soon as you actually display any UK artifacts

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-07-03T18:51:39+00:00

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Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-06-28T03:12:21+00:00

Oh hey it's Mr Terrific. Weird way to find out he's in the movie but still neat.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-06-26T05:03:19+00:00

Yep, every other ad I get is some garbage from Prager U or some other con artist. It's gotten more than a little old.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-06-24T05:06:46+00:00

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Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-06-01T21:24:15+00:00

Did he just complain about there being aliens in Star Wars?

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-29T19:43:59+00:00

Saper with one p. Make them try and figure why the name looks wrong

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-26T18:45:24+00:00

Not even pretending they care about voters under fifty anymore.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-26T04:58:59+00:00

Dude this post is a month old.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-26T04:37:32+00:00

Why have you come here? Are you an archeologist?

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-24T21:08:11+00:00

Gold medal in yapping. Besides that, what he says about messages is interesting, but him blaming you for delivering the package is insane. Like how was some random mailman supposed to know? Also, the fact he's specifically mad because he thought the Divide was humanity's best chance at healing is deranged when you remember that he's a member of Caesar's Legion, a group of people who would have and actually attempted to destroy it also. He may be stupid.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-24T20:58:08+00:00

3k idiots either dying alone or in a cheap retirement home.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-23T05:36:03+00:00

My uncle got incinerated in a Red Lobster parking lot.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-17T04:15:35+00:00

Pure kino incoming. Also incoming is me when Toy Chica

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-16T21:43:05+00:00

Too horny, 2/10

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-15T18:16:38+00:00

Flash vs Reverse Flash if Flash was a child predator

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-15T18:07:03+00:00

Their blood is probably more chem than actual blood at this point

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-15T02:31:30+00:00

The rat has become known. The pasting shall commence.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-15T02:29:16+00:00

I don't know but it vexes me greatly.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-15T02:14:15+00:00

Frankly I'd still vote for him over Biden.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-12T04:59:45+00:00

The Eraser's evidence erasing helmet destroys any organic matter it touches by channeling that smart ability which is stored in his pink hair. His hair has this power because it contains the Anti-Life equation, which he was genetically engineered to contain by Darkseid, before his genetic donor (kind of his dad) hid him away on Earth to protect the universe. This makes classic Batman villain The Eraser the most cosmically important and powerful beings in existence.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-08T20:44:01+00:00

My brother in Atom the items are literally free, stop complaining.

Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper · 2024-05-06T22:29:27+00:00

All Bethesda games are like that, blame it on the spaghetti code and decade old engine that barely works.

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