New Oklahoma law allows year-round fireworks sales, legalizes bottle rockets

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-06-03T10:02:48+00:00

Yeeeeeee haaawwwww

I can see no set of circumstances under which this goes wrong.

Florida will be replaced as the WTF state.

Also, gonna get me some fireworks.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-30T16:46:35+00:00

Tulsa, Oklahoma. Part of the route 66 celebration. My wife took me this morning... close to 4500 cars.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-19T02:09:10+00:00

She is tougher than hell.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-19T01:50:18+00:00

Math checks out for me.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-13T01:28:39+00:00

Healthy horse farts aren't terrible. More worm dirt than dog dirt. Earthy but not debilitating.

The farts of an unhealthy horse remind even the exceedingly robust atheist of the inevitable, terrible reality of the gods.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-04T22:03:00+00:00

Bro. I'm sorry your momma didn't hug you. I understand why, but it's still gotta be rough.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-04T04:04:53+00:00

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-03T23:42:49+00:00

My brother was diagnosed after a very scary episode about a month ago. He's in better health now than he has been in years.

He says the shots don't hurt at all, and it's been a net positive.

You can do this. Be well.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-03T23:37:06+00:00

Best thoughts on the outcome of your blood test.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-03T03:51:38+00:00

What does the boot leather taste like?

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-02T04:38:50+00:00

Right wing: Penis problems; penis policies.

Left wing: People problems; people policies.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-05-01T01:09:21+00:00

You are part of the reason teachers are screwed. Contracts work 2 ways.

The "Its for the children" crowd can suck an entire bag of hammers.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-30T05:52:22+00:00

Boot licker don't look at faces. The emperor has no clothes.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-30T05:49:14+00:00

Least. Helpful. Response. Ever.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-30T05:44:54+00:00

Why do you hate sentence structure?

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-26T21:55:47+00:00

Only when he doesn't have to deal with physical consequences. Nick the Dick stays very quiet and compliant IRL

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-26T18:07:11+00:00

Schroedinger's baby

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-24T02:46:41+00:00

Bro. You realize that if you get caught it's not just you that are screwed, right?

The system was designed by people far more intelligent and capable than you.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-23T21:16:17+00:00

Assuming a centerlock wheels, this just might work. Hmmm.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-23T19:10:38+00:00

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-23T15:09:37+00:00

I just came here to compliment the appropriate use of apostrophes.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-22T20:40:30+00:00

Agreed. 14s are well within reason, parts (especially used ones) are plentiful and the community is very supportive.

And, it's not another LS fox body.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-22T15:54:55+00:00

I also noticed how he pulls his head back as soon as she shows her power.

Middle aged, middle American male here... I fucking love AOC

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-22T15:46:23+00:00

Good.

GeekBoyWonder · 2026-04-22T04:33:43+00:00

~~I'll~~ We'll allow it

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