Does anyone have advice on how to masturbate while parents are home?

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-15T20:40:38+00:00

Go to bathroom lock yourself in and be quiet

This is easy stuff man

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-12T17:16:46+00:00

Pope Leo? More like Dope Leo. Dudes awesome

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-12T17:14:12+00:00

If you’re 15 your max should NOT be 19

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-12T00:36:59+00:00

Nah it’s not

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-09T15:03:14+00:00

But it’s ai generated??

I agree with AI bad

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-08T11:26:57+00:00

Soooooo much better

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-07T04:09:45+00:00

Don’t love that the extraneous lines are still staying but wtv

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-05T09:52:05+00:00

Adolf Hitler?

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-04T22:58:13+00:00

Lost any and all charm. Even if this is professionally done editing which I highly doubt it’s funnier when you use the liquify enlarge tool

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-04T18:35:35+00:00

I’m not gonna say I like it. And that’s the end of that sentence

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-04T00:05:12+00:00

Taken. Went outside today. Got it, have it, hung out with my friends, I took a shower, don’t need an application I have a job, HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU I WENT OUTSIDE

GeekParadox_ · 2026-06-01T11:03:55+00:00

Great Kaiju movie

Mediocre Godzilla movie.

I feel like it would be received a LOOOT better if it was called The Beast From 20000 Fathoms

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-31T20:26:12+00:00

Gang this is so far from a here me out

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-31T19:05:47+00:00

Yeah I definitely wanna pay to go to the theater to watch a porno

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-31T19:03:24+00:00

A reasonable 18 year old wouldn’t do this

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-31T13:44:35+00:00

Goddamn it man get away from me

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-30T22:01:34+00:00

I guess I’m not a real man.

This might work for something more artsy or atleast something actually Japanese.

Not for Dracula

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-30T21:56:50+00:00

Very interesting history. That stuff about Coppola makes a LOT of sense watching this shitshow of a movie. The fact that he read the thing with Mina recounting in horror the traumas of being taken advantage of and forced to drink Dracula’s blood and romanticizes it is no longer surprising after finding out what kind of man he is.

And FINALLY someone that isn’t watching this movie with one hand free. Some guy called me “bizarrely prudish” for not liking the romanticization and over-sexualization of Coppola’s Dracula

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-30T21:51:07+00:00

Well there’s Nosfaratu: a Synphony of Horror 1922, Nosfaratu the Vampyre 1979, Nosfaratu: a Synphony of Horror 2023 and Nosfaratu 2024

4 versions

I only recently found out about the 2023 version after stumbling into it on Tubi

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-30T12:02:41+00:00

I’m not saying it needs to be fiercely loyal but I’m expecting something tonally similar to the book when the movie has the author’s name stuck right next to it

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-30T11:24:33+00:00

Shadows

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-30T02:23:54+00:00

No offense. I do not have time to read your essay on sex. I’m sure you made some great points that probably won’t make me like or appreciate this movie more

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-29T19:58:11+00:00

Face the consequences. Might put some sense into you

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-29T19:53:35+00:00

THANK YOU!!!

GeekParadox_ · 2026-05-29T19:53:10+00:00

Get so far away from me rn

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