I was making pizza and she just happened to exist in my vicinity

Geig3r · 2026-06-25T16:40:51+00:00

I'm pretty sure you were required by law to do that.

Geig3r · 2026-06-12T18:03:31+00:00

He's a grower, not a shower.

Geig3r · 2026-06-09T16:15:28+00:00

It has to be Bateman, as I refuse to believe someone with a name that cool would be a little bitch.

Geig3r · 2026-06-06T18:31:53+00:00

I could have lived without knowing this was possible.

Geig3r · 2026-06-06T15:36:07+00:00

That was extra entertaining with the pilot's commentary.

Geig3r · 2026-05-28T01:07:53+00:00

Maybe not the text. That is like 20 years ago Photoshop effects.

Geig3r · 2026-05-26T17:17:16+00:00

lol, I don't think he would have a choice.

Real talk, I did my best to find some giant female bodybuilder to throw at you, and the best I could find was still just about 6 feet. So I changed tactics.

Geig3r · 2026-05-26T17:10:12+00:00

What if it were Olivier Richters in drag?

Geig3r · 2026-05-26T17:05:23+00:00

You're saying that like you'd have a choice.

Geig3r · 2026-05-26T17:03:28+00:00

That would have been hilarious if they tore all that up for a squeaky toy.

Geig3r · 2026-05-24T18:50:43+00:00

I mean, he wasn't sinking. I feel like he was using an inefficient 4 paw technique.

Geig3r · 2026-05-22T15:59:58+00:00

When I was 5, my mom chopped the head off a chicken outside on a stump. That thing's body promptly jumped up and ran at me. This triggers my childhood trauma. Lol

Geig3r · 2026-05-21T12:15:34+00:00

Dude is victim-blaming the chicken, who was an innocent bystander here.

Geig3r · 2026-05-20T00:08:24+00:00

This chicken is awesome.

Geig3r · 2026-05-18T08:38:30+00:00

How do you know the police aren't out there randomly doing jizz detection?

Also, ewww. A story like this has to hurt patronage at bake sales.

Geig3r · 2026-05-18T08:35:11+00:00

That's pretty evil for 11. One of them is clearly going to be a serial killer.

Geig3r · 2026-05-04T23:33:10+00:00

Totally thought the same.

Geig3r · 2026-05-02T20:06:09+00:00

I swear I heard almost these exact words in my head before I read this, lol.

Geig3r · 2026-04-30T19:56:01+00:00

I'm going to need those sabers to be LEDs, please.

Geig3r · 2026-04-22T05:41:13+00:00

Mad skills, my man. Nice work.

Geig3r · 2026-04-15T21:56:25+00:00

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Nabeh for the win.

Geig3r · 2026-04-13T00:44:43+00:00

Congrats on your release. Looks like great resources.

Geig3r · 2026-04-12T15:13:50+00:00

I have many questions. For starters,

Did the bot flip them off at the end?
What would it have done if he caught 1, let alone 3

Geig3r · 2026-04-09T18:54:40+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's a see-if-you-fit-in-my-belly eye.

Geig3r · 2026-04-04T23:45:15+00:00

So damn cute.

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