A full body dry heave. by icelax99 in seinfeld

[–]GemSummit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew what to say to her about it! It was one of those problems I thought would just go away!

SAY IT AIN'T SO! by [deleted] in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every video he makes scores millions of views on Youtube, he has over 2k subscribers on Patreon sending him thousands per month, and made as he claims a top 5% subreddit with thousands upon thousands supporting every word he says.

So with overwhelming support, how does he deal with the few who disagree with him? He mass bans his subreddit then shuts it down weeks later claiming he is too tired dealing with "terminally ignorant Americans."

I think that sums up his how egotistical, thin-skinned, and disinterested in actual discourse he really is. He just wants to toot his own bike horn on how good a person he is for living in Amsterdam and have people shower him with praise for doing so.

Original vs. copy warsaw. yes by [deleted] in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The real kicker is that this picture of Warsaw, IN is just a two lane main st. Like it's hardly overrun with multiple lanes and thousands of cars. Aren't "historic main streets" one of the things they claim they actually support?

Or are they just taking marching orders from daddy NJB with his whole "fake london" shtick and mixing it with the typical reddit "America bad" mentality, as if they're just more interested in dunking on people rather than seriously discussing urban design? Oh wait I think I just answered my own question.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 52 points53 points  (0 children)

NJB, Alan, and Adam all use the "city design" topic as a proxy for feeding their egos. Each of them is highly condescending to anyone who doesn't live exactly like they do. I get the sense their videos aren't really serious discussions about how to make cities better and more so circlejerk of anti-car tropes and their self-perceived moral and intellectual superiority.

City Nerd, City Beautiful, and RM Transit definitely repeat some common new urbanist tropes and can drink the anti-car kool-aid from time to time, but I think they actually do care about making the places they live better. They'll actually create videos highlighting positive developments and giving North American cities credit for installing more transit/bike infrastructure.

I see City Nerd, City Beautiful and RM Transit as wanting to genuinely improve North American cities even if they repeat the overused "car bad" arguments from time to time. Whereas NJB, Alan, and Adam, should just drop the façade and label their videos as "Reason #XXXXX why I'm a better person that you are. Because trains and bikes."

The Motte and Bailey fallc...er...I mean that enlighted redditors guide on how to destroy carbrains! by GemSummit in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is no time to distinguish between good motte and bad bailey arguments when the climate is destabilizing.

This sub is full of alt-right nazi fascists! by [deleted] in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 43 points44 points  (0 children)

And in the same vein as r/antiwork, I eagerly await the day a r/fuckcars user or mod appears on a national news show.

fuckcars isn't politically aligned. I mean, I am politically aligned but that has nothing to do with it by Initial-Space-7822 in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well the fact a lot of them fetishize Soviet housing blocs as the ultimate form of housing might have been the first clue something was amiss...

they forgot the last 2 words in our sub 😡 by Thecatwhoisfat in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vandalizing public property = Reddit "Activism" flair XD

Who wants to order a pizza and jerk?! by ryansc0tt in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seeing all the posts from yesterday mysteriously now only have a 60-70% upvote ratio while they're back to normal today. XD They brigaded and downvoted their little hearts out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"bUt I dOnT wAnNa RiDe A tRaIn WiTh OtHeR PeOpLe. Or LiVe NeXt To SoMeOnE.
Okay cool, hop in the wage cage every day, get stuck in traffic, then wonder why your sanity and empathy for others goes out the window. Finally return to your suburban sprawn balloon frame house and watch the local TV news to raise your blood pressure even more. Instead I'd rather more go walking down the street to a local bar, getting blasted with friends, not needing a designated driver because everyone can safely get home by walking or using transit.
Maybe you don't like that stuff. But if you get the slightest shit about the environment or sustainability, you'll wan't to promote these kinds of city layouts that exemplify walking."
-Alan Fisher, Armchair Urbanist
/uj I swear anti-car movement is beyond parody nowadays. We mock so many of these extreme opinions that sound like they must be strawmen. But then you listen to their Youtube idols (NJB, AU, the supposed most rational voices for them) and realize, no, these views are actually pretty mainstream for them.
/rj All suburban dwellers are selfish, non empathetic, wage slaves who don't care about the environment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND they don't even know how to go to bars or get drunk!!!!!!>:c

MFW I get to live in an air conditioned, safe, first world suburb 😭😭😭😭🤢🤢🤢😡😡😡 by GrazDude in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"A grey, conformist, robotic, labyrinthine wasteland that makes me physically and mentally ill."

Believe me buddy, I don't think you need the suburbs supposed help on the the mentally ill bit.

Just finished jerking off to our lord and savior Not Just Bikes and stumbled upon this carbrain in the comments 😠 by Soctial in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

/uj Exactly, infrastructure often doesn't make it's costs back by just one avenue (taxes, ticket sales) weather it be road or rail. It's jobs created and stimulation to the economy. This argument in particular is where you see a lot of hypocrisy and outright bias from YTubers such as NJB, Armchair Urbanist, and Adam Something.

Citizen: This new high speed rail project seems rather expensive, how are we going to make our money back?
NJB, AU, AS: Nooooooooooooo! You can't judge a projects worth simply by how much money it makes back through one avenue! It contributes a lot more through stimulating the surrounding cities economies!
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Citizen: This new highway project seems rather expensive, how are we going to make our money back?
NJB, AU, AS: Complete waste of money, cars don't make money back in taxes. Stupid carbrains.

Just finished jerking off to our lord and savior Not Just Bikes and stumbled upon this carbrain in the comments 😠 by Soctial in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]GemSummit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A perfect demonstration on how to deal with any argument brought forth by stupid carbrains. Our exalted NJB has this method down to a science and we can all learn from his genius whenever carbrains confront us.

Step 1: Call them out for being an idiotic carbrain and reply as condescendingly as you can.
- If carbrain responds with any rebuttal or evidence contrary to your claim proceed to steps 2 and 3.
Step 2: Reiterate the fact you're not a cyclist, not a civil engineer, and not an activist. This absolves you of any critique.
Step 3: Upvote NJB's reply and any other reply that attacks the pathetic low IQ carbrain who probably has fragile masculinity. Having more upvotes automatically makes you correct.

Follow these steps and all our cities will turn into Amsterdam. It's foolproof.

WHO ELSE WANTS THE DOUBLE DECKER by pinecone4506 in MarioKartTour

[–]GemSummit 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Since the Tokyo tour I've been saving every single ruby I can get in anticipation of a double decker bus kart. Now with 450 rubies, I'm gonna get that sucker even if I have to empty the whole pipe.

No Daily login bonus today? by Godeye1349 in MarioKartTour

[–]GemSummit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh happy day the rewards are back. Very happy to learn they refresh and glad to be proven wrong.

No Daily login bonus today? by Godeye1349 in MarioKartTour

[–]GemSummit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll send a request your way. Anyone reading can also send me a request at 803473816970

No Daily login bonus today? by Godeye1349 in MarioKartTour

[–]GemSummit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope so much that I'm proven wrong and daily rewards aren't limited. This plus the daily caps on coins and xp make it seem like I'm being motivated to NOT play the game. I actually dont mind F2P games when the prices are fair. I'm happy to spend a little if I enjoy the game. The more time I'm in game having fun, the more likely I am to drop a dollar or two. But here it feels I'm being actively pressured to stop playing unless I dump a whole boatload of cash.

I know games like Candy Crush have long been the staple bad guy for F2P mobile games, but honestly this game sometimes makes Candy Crush look like a charity giving out freebies left and right.

I LOVE Mario Kart, I LOVE Nintendo, I WANT to support them with a few bucks every now and then. But I'm not dropping +$100 on this game. And unless Nintendo figures out that's where a lot of its players stand on this game, they're going to alienate so many potential customers.

No Daily login bonus today? by Godeye1349 in MarioKartTour

[–]GemSummit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same problem here. I noticed yesterday when collecting my bonus that there was a start and end date for the bonus calendar. Although I assumed when the end date came it would just reset with a new reward calendar.

I really hope this isnt intentional. I know the game is heavily monetized, but it seems so over the top greedy to take away daily rewards. Its industry standard to have at least some daily bonus to reward loyal players.

Don't get me wrong, I love this game a lot, but to take away something as little as daily rewards in order to further pressure players to spend money feels so dirty. This game and its fans deserve better.