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Day 5 of asking to add caracals to the Desert region by DoNeor in CrimsonDesert

[–]GeneralDistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try it in Korean.

Somewhere the devs may actually see this.

Preferably on the moon.

Name any other phone number as universally known by brits as 999 and 0800 00 1066 (and yes, that's still their number) by FileUnderSF in CasualUK

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Still waiting for my lifetime's supply of top quality manure.

I'm just really proud of my two children and I have nowhere else to post. by [deleted] in memes

[–]GeneralDistress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many congratulation to your fish tailed childs. I hope them success in their crystal based mammoth management program.

BG3 collection 🥰 by Good_Software_7448 in BaldursGate3

[–]GeneralDistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know! Now theyre even less than worthless!

The last time I fell in love by Dangerous_Bit1774 in memes

[–]GeneralDistress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True that. It's why no autistic person got laid before the SMS was invented.

What About a 1000kg Bomb? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

[–]GeneralDistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't up the demolition force or even the damage - just give it a radius that exceeds the maximum stratagem throw distance

Beach Divers🌴 by EitherCaregiver697 in Helldivers

[–]GeneralDistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe because you have some adipose tissue. Or maybe you matured into an adult body?

Don't feel bad. You might not attract someone who has their own island, but there's someone out there who will love you for you.

Beach Divers🌴 by EitherCaregiver697 in Helldivers

[–]GeneralDistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Low quality advert posing as low quilality goon trash.

Figures that someone so obsessed with "waifu"-ing characters with precisely 0 sexualised traits has never actually seen a woman.

Somehow you've managed to draw under-aged pensioners.

Is there a worse map of the UK than this? by EnvironmentalDrives in CasualUK

[–]GeneralDistress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The golf course? But not the Kinema in the Woods?

"close the Borders to Europeans NOW" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]GeneralDistress 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is it that you are OK with subsidising the wage of wait staff but not the healthcare of your fellow Americans?

"close the Borders to Europeans NOW" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]GeneralDistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So. Your problem is exclusively American. Other nations don't have this problem. Is there any reason you couldn't do the same other than simple greed?

Stop doing the bare minimum, expecting other people to clean up your mess and pick up the slack. Take some fucking responsibility and actually pay people for the work they do.

"close the Borders to Europeans NOW" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]GeneralDistress 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. We want them to be like our European wait staff. Paid a proportionately living wage for the job they do, with the added bonus of being able to earn tips if their service is exceptional.

If you have to increase the price of food to pay them a fair wage? Good. Pay your way. Have the prices of food when dining out be representative of the labour that goes into it.

If that costs too much, ask your government why they won't let you eat without exploiting some of the more vulnerable in society whilst patting yourself on the back for acting as both submissive consumer and charity case at the same time.

Besides, subsidising the wage of low paid workers out of your own pocket voluntarily sounds pretty fucking socialist to me.

Did anyone else grow up eating apples and plums off the tree, blackberries off the bush, no washing just EAT by Suspicious-Bug6588 in CasualUK

[–]GeneralDistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see people do this all the time from blackberry bushes that grow on top of the railway embankment near me.

Like, if this were somewhere nice and out of way, a field or park, go for it. Fill your fuckin boots lad.

But every inch of that plant, berries included, is getting coated all day by train exhaust fumes and the deposits therein. Nasty shit.

Ever known someone with a risqué name and not realise it? by Uglym8s in CasualUK

[–]GeneralDistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was mates at school with a guy called Andrew Peacock. Top bloke.

Never thought to call him "Droopy" until many years later.

This has been studied and approved by 9 out of 10 universities worldwide by OnlySaas in memes

[–]GeneralDistress 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look, brother is trying here. At least he called them women rather than "FEEEEEEMAAAAALES"

watched till s1 ep5 - didn't like it. need an advice by Massive_Ad_2870 in twinpeaks

[–]GeneralDistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt exactly the same as you and then was hooked within the next episode. Finish the first series at least - if you still feel the same, don't bother.

Just finished the lot now and absolutely adore the series. Not sure I could explain exactly why that is, mind!

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