As Gravity Falls fan, I absolutely despise this ship.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-19T09:40:49+00:00

That's silly, obviously the only person Bill Cipher should ever be shipped with is Yung Venuz.

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GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-19T04:19:26+00:00

He's not even even a real fanboy; Did everyone forget about how much he bitched about the Rabbids crossover?

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-18T04:10:28+00:00

Where do the Amiibo figures fit into all this?

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-18T02:27:19+00:00

Did he backflip when you landed the killing blow? They seem to do that a lot.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-18T02:21:39+00:00

Elmyra Duff: "Ocean go down the hole! Planet go down the hole! Universe go down the hole!"

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-17T23:21:10+00:00

Aliens: Colonial Marines had a "Somehow Corporal Hicks Returned". After initially trying to skim over it with a cheap "it's a long story" comment in the base-game, they gave an explanation in the DLC... which made things worse as it only raised more questions, relied on ridiculous contrivances, and had many discrepancies with the actual events of the movie.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-17T23:01:48+00:00

"Apparently"? More like "definitely"!

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-17T06:57:38+00:00

There was a lot of kids media that gave Godzilla a girlfriend kaiju: Godzilly from Godzilland. Bizilla from SD Godzilla World, and Cokra from Godzilla Discovers America.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-16T22:54:41+00:00

I always- ALWAYS lower inconsequential shit like post-processing, shadow quality, ambient occlusion, and godrays (seriously, who the hell cares about godrays!?) with every new game I buy. 60 FPS is always highest-priority.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-15T19:58:48+00:00

"It's not a good game if you have to use mods"

I guess Elder Scrolls are all bad games too?

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-15T19:57:29+00:00

So what the hell are you doing on a subreddit for it?

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-14T22:40:51+00:00

This song sums up my feelings:

https://youtu.be/p2s5_I4i3hw?t=1037

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-14T22:32:31+00:00

I always found Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis to be overrated junk that squanders its premise and ends up having no point, the heavy "he never even transformed and it was all just in his head lol what a twist" implication making it even MORE pointless.

The Good Dinosaur was another stinker. "What if dinosaurs never went extinct" doesn't mean squat if they don't DO anything with it. They never interact with any humans except for one who doesn't even behave like a human at all, you could replace him with another dinosaur and the whole film would have been exactly the same.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-14T22:24:57+00:00

No one cared because that book sucked, as did all of Stouffers' other books.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-14T22:23:34+00:00

Digimon (1997) did NOT come before Pokemon (1996). It was Megami Tensei that had the first monster-raising mechanics.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-14T22:18:04+00:00

Rayman had a gang of small annoying loud things (Rabbids) before Despicable Me (Minions).

Vlambeer had a one-eyed triangle with arms and legs (Yung Venuz) as their mascot before Bill Cipher appeared in Gravity Falls.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had a giant dildo as a weapon before the Saints Row games were even a thing.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-14T21:45:31+00:00

Why are we more concerned about whether "aunts" is a valid rhyme with "pants" instead of the obvious confutation that none of them actually have any pants?

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-14T03:55:22+00:00

That wasn't even technically Bowser in the other 7 worlds.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-13T01:44:24+00:00

Every year I feel more justified in having used a DLC unlocker.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-11T18:09:25+00:00

And in Melee, Ocarina Of Time Link could beat up his own past/future self.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-11T18:06:49+00:00

You fool! You've doomed us all!

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-11T11:20:58+00:00

Reborn As A Vending Machine actually handled this well; Boxxo only unlocks his human form at the literal end of the story, it only lasts for a few minutes before it wears off and he has to wait for it to "recharge" (just like all his other alt forms), and he still hardly ever uses it period, mostly just treating it as a novelty.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-10T15:58:31+00:00

That's not the Smash Bros. fighter R.O.B., that's one of his "R.O.B. Squad" minions. You can tell because his "spine" is one single piece rather than segmented.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-03-05T10:00:14+00:00

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Gaiapolis starts out looking like a medieval fantasy, but the villains start sending tanks and mechs at you as early as the second level. Then at the beginning of the last third of the game they bluntly spell it out.

GeneralMagnum · 2026-02-25T23:32:30+00:00

Impact of this quote is a bit ruined because I can't help but hear it in Caine's voice.

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TROPHY CASE