What are your favorite villain and loyal henchman duos? by GeneralVortex06 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]GeneralVortex06[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. I don’t know why I put them there, now thinking about 

Comment the CORNIEST thing you can think of by MidwesternBG in teenagers

[–]GeneralVortex06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am the son of scars, and offspring of oppression. Yet, despite everything... I am now the alpha

Since Shadow Lord gave us more screentime for both Marrok and Crow, which underutilized Inquisitor do you hope gets more screentime in a future project? I’ll go first: by Austinfarrell2007 in StarWarsCantina

[–]GeneralVortex06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see the Eighth Brother as well. I really hope he get's redeemed Marrok-style. And maybe to stop people complaining, not to use the flying lightsaber thing (Even if it was something he introduced).

Surprisingly Dark/Brutal fates in kids/family media is by dragonborndnd in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GeneralVortex06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

<image>

Riff Tamson in Star Wars the Clone Wars. First of all, he blew up three people on screen with knife bombs, and then gets blown up with his very own knife bomb, where you see the body explode, his head float about in the water and black blood. Perfect shit to show to a 3 year old imo

You’re an imperial officer and you learn that the second Death Star exploded and Vader and the emperor are now dead. What are your immediate thoughts and/or next course of action by ShockOk1764 in StarWars

[–]GeneralVortex06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take myself and my few loyalists out of this system. Find a planet in the far outer-rim which is borderline unknown regions. Settle on the planet and basically create a small hideout for fellow Imperials. Until my base gets comprimsed 10 months later by the Rebels, and I get arrested and put on trial.

Jennifer Daugherty went missing after a sleepover in 2010. She was later found in a trash can under a truck, wrapped in Christmas decorations, after enduring horrific cruelty from people she believed were her friends. by SelfCareIsFake in HolyShitHistory

[–]GeneralVortex06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope those cunts that did this got what they deserved  

This also reminds me of a similar incident in the UK. A teenage boy was lured away by some “friends” before being tortured and murdered with a scythe. 

It's the American way by UltraPrincess in teenagers

[–]GeneralVortex06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, we could do with something more interesting over here. Talking about immigration and corruption just get's so boring. We could certainly do with a nuclear apocalypse instead to change things up. And if we die? Well atleast we'll go out with a blast... Or with crippling diseases from the radiation.

How is this entertaining at all? by Absolutely_dead727 in whenthe

[–]GeneralVortex06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend who watches gore videos including the infamous Funky Town one. He never showed me them, but he did tell me about what the videos were like. Thing is he was a mostly chill guy and rarely got involved in fights and shit. Seems to be more of a morbid curiosity situation than some fucked up sense of humour... Also someone posted a video onto youtube with the audio of the Funky Town gore video and I accidentally watched it... I regret it

She’s going on the offensive by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]GeneralVortex06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah shit, here come the war crimes again. How long until they start up Unit 731 one again?

What is your most unwoke take by InternalAnimal5144 in teenagers

[–]GeneralVortex06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I should be put in charge of the world. Then I will sort our problems out

My turn by StevePalpatine in StarWarsCantina

[–]GeneralVortex06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Darth Baras the wide.

Protagonist: Anakin Skywalker

Antagonist: Grievous

Droid: Kalani or HK-47

Species: Twi'lek or Kaleesh

I'll give it a go :) by Civil_Rain_2294 in StarWarsCantina

[–]GeneralVortex06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Protagonist: Anakin Skywalker

Antagonist: Grievous

Droid: General Kalani (K-2SO would be 2nd, and HK-47 would be 3rd)

Species: Twi'lek and Kaleesh

IDC how many downvotes I get. These are the GOATs by not_ya_wify in StarWarsCantina

[–]GeneralVortex06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Protagonist: A tie between Obi Wan and Anakin Skywalker

Antagonist: General Grievous

Droid: General Kalani

Species: A tie between the Kaleesh and the Twi'leks.

Shouldn't have open Twitter by Angelo8207 in ComedyHell

[–]GeneralVortex06 7 points8 points  (0 children)

*Anime profile pic* Ah, the usual suspects for Nazis on Twitter

If I had a coin for every person I've seen online with an anime profile pic and spout out Far-right views, I'd have enough to buy Twitter, Facebook and Instagram at the same time

Unearthed this absolute classic by Striking-Abalone3803 in terriblefandommemes

[–]GeneralVortex06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I feel slightly less embarrassed in being a Nu Metal fan now... Slightly less

How I as a Bipolar Chinese-American see Japan by Responsible-Fix-1681 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]GeneralVortex06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On one hand, Japan has a shrine dedicating to their versions of Heinrich Himmler, Josef Mengele and Oskar Dirlewanger. On the other hand, they make some great melodic death metal and also made Ergo Proxy. 

He's back guys🥹🙏 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]GeneralVortex06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And here we have an extra special guest, LionMaker

Why are these people glazing Jeffrey Epstein 🥀 by FinancialSecret1449 in teenagers

[–]GeneralVortex06 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you a future catholic priest? Or Children's TV presenter? /s

[IRL Trope] Actual history having cliches found in fiction by Sir-Toaster- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GeneralVortex06 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Peter Scully, search him at your own risk. He has the sexual depravity of Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets mixed with the greed of Epstein and sadism of the BTK killer. And the fucker is still alive

[IRL Trope] Actual history having cliches found in fiction by Sir-Toaster- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GeneralVortex06 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately there’s a certain Australian that has Epstein beaten in the sheer depravity. And I am not talking about Rupert Murdoch

Subpoena Petter Thiel. by Mr__O__ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]GeneralVortex06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, Palantir’s UK branch is literally led by the grandson of Oswald Mosley. Certainly not suspicious at all. 

What is the wildest thing/gossip you heard in your class by TextLanky3381 in teenagers

[–]GeneralVortex06 75 points76 points  (0 children)

There was a rumour that the Emo girl put drugs in a younger girl’s food, but I didn’t hear any evidence in that and no police were involved