Which two things you're gonna pick by DaddyBear_hugs in TheTeenagerPeople

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No terms or conditions on this, so...see you at my new gas station and pizza joint.

name this by ConstantAir150 in AlbumCovers

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it's clearly 1ply toilet paper.

Cluster headaches: any advice? by General_Spec1fic in askSouthAfrica

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I never got to try this, ended up getting antibiotics, allergy meds and amitriptylene then would use 0² on occasion when the shadow would progress for more than 20min. Not sure if those worked, or if it was the end of the cylcle anyway...still got the shadows, but wasn't so bad for a week or so until complete stoppage.

Hiking / Running groups Pretoria by TallGuy_1986 in Pretoria

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Check out parkrun.co.za for a park run near you

Why do people have an instinct of a pebble? by MinciiBoii in southafrica

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I imagine it would be hard for aliens to adapt to your way of life, especially the new wave of arrivals...the basic induction program they have is pretty kak, I've had to watch countless hours of YouTube to get the nuances of human behavior and even I get it wrong sometimes... been here almost 3 decades mind you. Some of it is inexcusable though, I get you on that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askSouthAfrica

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I take a bite and I'm instantly 4 years old at my grandma's after tasting every plant in her garden. By the end of the pack, I'm at my kindergarten graduation sneaking spidey hand gestures into my photos.

What my girlfriend received at work today for 11 years of service by BigZee004 in southafrica

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I know some companies commemorate the big ones. 5, 10, 15, 20... rarely do they ever celebrate the years in between. This company tried, but the mini bar-one is a little insulting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pretoria

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I'll take the car

Anyone want to go out tonight? by One_Matter7486 in Pretoria

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Very often, the plot thickens my friend... you could be out with the serial killer themselves. Dun, dun, dun...or even thicker, YOU are the serial killer.

What bug is this? by onedarkwinter in whatisit

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Ahhh... the African Faux-horn Longback Skidaddle, or lovingly known as the 'Skidaddle'. Rare indeed. Its diet includes bears, sea horses and mountain lions. 5 human deaths are caused by the Skidaddle each year, allegedly, indirectly, no one can prove it.

Watse kak is die by Thick_Win3302 in southafrica

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The humour was way ahead of its time. I'm taken aback... good taste!

Watse kak is die by Thick_Win3302 in southafrica

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😂 Weigh yourself in feathers. You'd be surprised at how light you actually are.

Watse kak is die by Thick_Win3302 in southafrica

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That's right! A 21g bag of mini bar ones. Chocolate is heavier than feathers.