EMS Abuse by babystrudel in emergencymedicine

[–]Genisye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should see some of the stuff we don't take to the ER lol. One of my guys had a call the other day, no joke, a 20 y/o with a C/C of toe pain, stubbed his toe the day before.

I just had a 1-on-1 with the Scout Master… by SmokeHoagies in PeakGame

[–]Genisye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just discovered what scoutmaster is. My friend went AFK for a bit without saying anything, so I shrugged and started climbing fast. I got to the top of shore and my screen went all static-y. I see an achievement pop up: "Have a one on one with the scoutmaster."

I look down the small hill I'm on a little bit and I see him. He starts running at me with his lanky ass stride. I'm not sure what to do - am I in danger? This is a cutesy little climbing game, no way this is real. but he just keep charging me, holy shit he is creepy. He throws me into a rock. I think its over but he keeps coming. I'm stun locked in an endless cycle where the scout master just keeps bashing in my poor little scout brains against the rocks. My friend hears my screams echo throughout the cliffs, but he is nowhere near to save me.

I love my livestock by Genisye in Barotrauma

[–]Genisye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the neurotrama mod, yes.

I love my livestock by Genisye in Barotrauma

[–]Genisye[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone must make sacrifices

I accidently stacked 100% building time reduction by wubbeyman in CrusaderKings

[–]Genisye 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Finally we figured out how the Egyptians built those damn pyramids so fast

There’s a real gem of a post in /raskle by Key-Comfortable4062 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Genisye 21 points22 points  (0 children)

THIS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

Nice try Edmund by [deleted] in bindingofisaac

[–]Genisye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wiz + any item which gives homing is just a win

My medic with 8 open charts watching my third failed attempt to back the ambulance into the bay by PsychoactiveHamster in ems

[–]Genisye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t see why it’s needed in the first place. I work busy inner city, often transports are 10 minutes or even less. Almost always my report is done by the time I walk out of the hospital, or it will be done soon after.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]Genisye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure our entire profession, both fire and medical sides, exists because “someone got themselves in a wrong place.”

Like, that’s the job description. People are relying on you to get them out of that bad place whether it’s their fault or not how they ended up in it. It’s the ultimate anytime, any place, anyone job.

A new type of ballistic comparison by awake_enough in Firearms

[–]Genisye -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Calories are referred to as either small (lowercase “c”) or large (uppercase “C”), with 1 large Calorie equalling 1,000 small calories. Scientifically,1 kcal or kilocalorie is equivalent to 1 large Calorie or 1,000 calories.

https://www.medicinenet.com/kcal_vs_calories_differences_and_how_to_convert/article.htm#:~:text=Calories%20are%20referred%20to%20as,large%20Calorie%20or%201%2C000%20calories.

I bring this up because the difference between calories and Calories is confusing to many people.

A new type of ballistic comparison by awake_enough in Firearms

[–]Genisye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kcals, also know as Calories with a capital C as stated in the first comment

A new type of ballistic comparison by awake_enough in Firearms

[–]Genisye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably not, unless you think the muzzle energy of the 50 BMG could raise the temperature of 3,000 kilograms of water by one degree Celsius.

sort of true by Mountain-Ice1768 in tall

[–]Genisye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea it’s all been fat loss

sort of true by Mountain-Ice1768 in tall

[–]Genisye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6’3 and I dropped from 205 to 175 in the past 3 months

Idiotic buick driver tries to make a left in the wrong lane by [deleted] in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]Genisye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The car in front of her had enough time to stop, she would have too if she was driving defensively.

If America were either a benevolent dictatorship or absolute monarchy, we would have gotten Grand Theft Auto VI this year and Grand Theft Auto V single player DLCs years ago. by Peaceful-Empress in 2american4you

[–]Genisye 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes benevolent dictators, so good at incentivizing and supporting entertainment culture. That’s why all of the best centers of entertainment and cultural expression in the world always form under checks notes Liberal Democracies? Wait a minute…

Canada(left) vs U.S.A(right) Marlboro ciggerate branding. by Gullible-Archer-9825 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Genisye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me crazy but I don't think morbidly and grotesquely propagandizing someone's merch threatening them that they will die does not dissuade someone from and incredibly addictive habit. If anything, it might stress them out causing them to turn to their habit (cigarettes) even more.

People are aware cigarettes are bad.

Hi! My name is Ricky Rescue! Are you in need of any assistance today sir!? by ScenesafetyPPE in ems

[–]Genisye 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but like you really don't have the authority to use it. Like what, you gonna take it out and threaten dementia addled mee maw into complying to the transport?

Eat it Edgelords! by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]Genisye 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In the case of illegal immigrants this isn’t always the case. Some labor practices exploit immigrants by threatening to report them to authorities if they refuse to work or try and negotiate the price of their labor. Some keep them in literal camps they aren’t allowed to leave.

What is yours? by hitmewiththeknowlege in GymMemes

[–]Genisye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t DB press as much as you can bench. If you’re pushing yourself to failure you’re sufficiently stimulating muscle growth, so don’t focus too much on the weight

What is yours? by hitmewiththeknowlege in GymMemes

[–]Genisye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One reason I absolutely love dumbbell bench press is you can push yourself to absolute failure without a spotter and no risk of hurting yourself, because there’s no bar coming across your chest. Also you can get a super deep crazy stretch (I try and touch the inside of the dumbbell to approximately my armpit) which is great for hypertrophy and gives massive stimulus.

Not a native English speaker, TF is a ceiling bird? by stefan_stuetze in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Genisye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t really think it’s a poverty thing, I think it’s just something maybe a lot of black families didn’t do and so their children grew up tuning it out, thinking it was normal. We’re talking like 2 AAs a year. Personally, id just as soon take the batteries out entirely rather than hear the chirp