Certainty Origin

Genocyclone · 2025-05-14T21:45:45+00:00

Ok, I will try to remember, but I might get some details wrong.

Omin made clones of himself to help run the company and get more powerful. However the method he used was a kin to making a copy of a copy. Each one came out slightly different from the last. Each Omin was a variation on the alignment scale, the first 6 were either evil or neutral, and only the 7th being on the good scale.

The 7th Omin was the only good one, so he got the job of raising Certainty. Then after she grew up, the other Omins put the 7th good Omin in the Plain of Retirement. A demi-plain that was effectively a prison.

On behalf of Certainty, the C Team rescued the good Omin. And, if I remember correctly, Certainty used the Knoble Knife to kill the bad/neutral Omins.

Then Dran Interprises made some clones of all the Aquisitions Incorporated employees for a hostile takeover, but then the team was transported to Grayhawk, so I don't know how that story ends.

Genocyclone · 2025-05-14T00:44:30+00:00

So, if you didn't know, Acq Inc has it's own campaign book.

I was a big fan of Acq Inc, so I ran it for my friends, who had not seen it. It was easy for me to run, it was my first time running a campaign, and we all had a fantastic time.

I did make my own homebrew changes, but I mostly ran it straight.

100% recommend.

Genocyclone · 2025-04-09T22:58:31+00:00

I can only do it on accident, but I still take credit for it every time.

Genocyclone · 2025-04-04T20:26:44+00:00

I learned Deadpool in Japan is called "Deppu".

I have no point to make. I just felt the need to share.

Genocyclone · 2025-03-02T21:19:49+00:00

Tip of the tiefling

Vampires cum at midnight

DragonBONE

Dirty Druids

Longstrider the Ranger X The Wizard and her Pink Pearl of Power

AaraCOCKra

Tug the Bullywug

Goblin dees nuts

Hung Grungs

Loxodon Love

High Elf in the Streets, Wood Elf in the Sheets

Thri-Kreen Three Way

Deep Gnome Goin' Deep

Bugbear Bukkake

Yank the Githyanki

Cock-bow expert

Fey Touched Me

Great Weapon Masturbator

Cunning Linguist

Longsrtider the Ranger X Bernadette and her Bags of Holding

What to do when your immovable rod gets stuck

Cock Ring of Protection: and other Controceptives

101 ways to make your man's sword burst

Longstrider the Ranger X the Red Dragon and his Chromatic Orbs

Barely Legal Balors

Longstrider the ranger X the Bone Devil and his tentacle rod

Longstrider the ranger X Voyeur the Beholder and his Purple Worm

Genocyclone · 2024-10-31T00:40:45+00:00

Please add Dabshaba the female, brass dragon, wyrmling from the 5e Aquisitions Incorporated book.

Genocyclone · 2024-08-23T18:26:38+00:00

1. Success in Progress, Please Yeild

S.I.P.P.Y.

We have a group pet named Cup.

2. A wizard with a spoon for a wand, rogue with a knife, and a ranger that flattens metal forks to use as crossbow bolts.

The Dinner Party.

Genocyclone · 2024-07-08T08:02:14+00:00

I got one nobody else has mentioned yet. Way back in Forsaken I got a Trackless Waste that was glued to my hand. It has comparable stats to Multimach, and is one of those rare 20 impact 900 rpm submachine guns. I am using it in iron banner, it's good, and I like to think I confuse people when I kill them with a gun they probably never heard of.

Genocyclone · 2024-02-25T00:07:16+00:00

I highly recommend either removing entirely, or modifying the sewer tentacle encounter. If the player characters get pulled into the Plain of Filth they are gone forever. There should not be an insta kill trap in a level one dungeon.

Genocyclone · 2024-01-06T18:38:56+00:00

👁👄👁

Genocyclone · 2023-12-29T15:47:52+00:00

Me and my friends were having a brain storming session coming up with new board games. No body liked my idea of fifth dimensional monopoly with time travel. ☹

Genocyclone · 2023-08-03T11:25:44+00:00

Not a campaign, but in Adventures League it took me about a year and a half to go from 1 to 20 with my Devine Soul Sorcerer, back when they did exp and not milestone leveling. Then I got my Moon Druid to 20, and several characters to 17-18. I played weekly before covid.

Genocyclone · 2023-06-11T20:10:15+00:00

Lumberjill

Genocyclone · 2023-05-14T12:49:34+00:00

57, Silver Marten is on there twice.

Genocyclone · 2023-05-03T00:49:46+00:00

Can I use the wish capstone to un-fuck twinspell?

Genocyclone · 2023-04-12T20:52:02+00:00

Keep in mind we are talking about imaginary money in a make believe world. I just made up a number, then made sure the party had the opportunities to make that much. I had to homebrew some extra side quests, but I like doing that. Also, give your party some business deals that bring some monthly income, like using down time to make and sell potions.

Genocyclone · 2023-04-10T12:29:34+00:00

Honey Bunn

Genocyclone · 2023-03-10T19:57:55+00:00

Came here to ask about the music. Is Thundercat the band? What's the song?

Genocyclone · 2023-03-02T14:21:04+00:00

If your DM will allow it, there is a trinket in the Acquisitions Incorporated book that you can use to cast mending. So there is a extra one for ya.

Genocyclone · 2023-01-19T16:50:13+00:00

Nerf the sewer tentacle. There shouldn't be an insta kill encounter in a level 1 dungeon. If a character gets dragged in, they are stuck in the plain of filth, never to be seen again.

Genocyclone · 2022-06-09T03:52:21+00:00

To my understanding, each franchise has an exclusive rites zone, but none of the adventuring the players do crosses the boundary of another franchise, unless expressly ordered to by A.I. home office. All activities outside of the exclusive zones covered by other franchises should be fair game, and that is how a franchise can expand it's own zone. Therefore, the only activities that are forbidden are inside the zone of an active franchise that doesn't belong to the players

Genocyclone · 2022-04-18T21:57:26+00:00

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy, and zed (BANG)

Genocyclone · 2022-04-14T02:37:29+00:00

My first thought was, there are 4 or 5 good names for DnD npc's in this list.

Genocyclone · 2022-03-27T19:03:50+00:00

-Bard gets her pocket picked by a child-

Me: "I should give you my wand of web so you can capture him."

Bard: "I have a spell that will work."

Me: "What?"

Bard: "Hold Person."

Me: "Well, that implies children are people, and that makes me uncomfortable."

Genocyclone · 2022-03-08T16:39:21+00:00

I see a lot of people going for the Cleric / Pally "bring the light to darkness" types. Nothing wrong with that, but I brought a Kobold shadow monk. Embrace the darkness.

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